Rhys: āSo letās see if Iāve got this; you have immense shadow power, incredible combat skills, height, tattoos, secrets, dead parents, a thirst for vengeance, the weight of the world on your shoulders, a rebellion to lead, and a dragon?ā
Xaden: āYeah? I mean, thereās also my girlfriend who Iām completely in love with and 107 people under my protection but-ā
Rhys: *frantically flipping through papers* āthis is the hyper-intelligent girlfriend with unprecedented lightning powers? The one you speak to with your mind and call a nickname permanently?ā
Xaden: āI do only have the one girlfriend. Kinda offended youād think otherwise.ā
Rhys: *signs a paper* āAdopted. The rebellion thing is handled. Me and your aunts and uncles have got this. Your new mom is going to need some time to add you and your mate to the family portrait gallery. Your bedroom is upstairs, knives are in the training ring, family dinner is every Thursday, your allowance is infinity and your curfew is never.ā
Xaden: āI amā¦. Older than your wife?ā
Rhys: āDid I fucking stutter?ā
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āMy house. My chair. My woman.ā
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Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life.
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The girls when the 1975 is going to play the full self titled album next week at r&l and they won't be there to see it
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I came out of Barbie with one single thought in my head and that was that I wanted Kenās āI am Kenoughā sweatshirt immediately
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But seriouslyā¦.when Ken said āTheyāre staring at me and thereās no violent undertonesā while smiling and Barbie says āTheyāre staring at me too and thereās definitely violent undertonesā while worried were the realest moments in that movie.
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What do you need?
- A study space like these.
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I was watching the madison Square garden show from Nov today and it made me smile so much to see how much fun the guys were having on stage.
It made my morning that little bit brighter
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Arrival (2016), dir. Denis Villeneuve
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i'm bisexual and tired. rb if you're bisexual and tired.
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"I made a mistake when we were booking shows, I wasnāt looking into it. I donāt see the fucking point, right? I do not see the point of inviting The 1975 to a country and then telling us who we can have sex with. And Iām sorry if that offends you and youāre religious, but your government are a bunch of fucking [...] and I donāt care anymore. If you push, Iām gonna push back. Iām not in the fucking mood. Iām not in the fucking mood anymore. I saw a TikTok the other day where I picked up a child that I love whoās a friend of mineās child. And I put them down. And there was a TikTok conversation about whether my finger placement was appropriate. So what, weāre just casually accusing people of being pedophiles now, are we? For entertainment? Is that what weāre doing? No? Well it fucking looks like it. Iām not having a go at you, itās people filming this. It fucking looks like it. You donāt casually insinuate that shit. Iām not in the fucking mood anymore. Unfortunately you donāt get a set of loads of uplifting songs because Iām fucking furious. And thatās not fair on you, because youāre not representative of your government. Because youāre young people, and Iām sure a lot of you are gay and progressive and cool. So I pulled the show yesterday. I pulled this show yesterday and we had a conversation, we said āyou know what, we canāt let the kids down because theyāre not the governmentā. But Iāve done this before. Iāve gone to a country where itās fucking, I donāt know what it fucking is - ridiculous, itās fucking ridiculous to tell people what they can do with that [points to dick] and that [points to mouth]. And if you want to invite me here to do a show, you can fuck off. I'll take your money, you can ban me, but I've done this before and it doesn't feel good. And I'm fucked off."
ā Matty Healy before kissing Ross and singing I Like America & America Likes Me in Kuala Lumpur (July 21, 2023)
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