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wait i'm having a thought hold on

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He’s trying his best

#dog #funny

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consuming this alongside beef cup noodle to see what happens to my digestive system

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Imagine having sex 🤢

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i should be killed with a single wicked strike tbh

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Me and who?

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What late stage capitalism does to a mf’er

If I hear the term “late stage capitalism” one more time, someone is getting stabbed with a fork

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We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

#heritage posts

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Now we just truly need either a location or a quest... or both

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hello? yeah. the people that were criticizing you for believing the US government was controlled by Israel are getting arrested on campus now. yeah at peaceful protests against Israel. yeah they're being beaten by security as we speak. For talking bad about Israel, yeah.

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“why do you keep misconstruing what I'm saying”

> tries to make a loose connection between aid workers supposed helping hamas in the past, offering no proof that was happening this time.

> then claims you never said he deserved it, then why mention that aid workers have “helped” Hamas if you’re not trying to say that was justification.

>picks at stupid little details that are probably just mistakes, like it somehow proves it’s all a lie

> then you claim you never said it didn’t happen

> tries to deflect to me saying I’m pro Palestinian ( probably means pro Hamas, but most neo-cons like you often conflict the two) even though I never said I was and think those goat fuckers are like most Muslim countries. Probably as an attempt to justify any action Israel takes

Idk what are you saying? That you’ll justify and defend Israel no matter what they do? In that case just act like a Jewish supremacist like that Oxford comma guy or any other Zionist and claim goyim only live to serve Jews.

I’d have more respect for you for being honest.

#f.w.r.

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Love when someone is riding your ass with the high beams on so you do the responsible thing and pull over to let them pass and it's a cop.

Like oh, you were trying to get me to speed so you could extort money out of me. What would we do without our boys in blue?

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#dog #cute #funny

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Gal Gadot isn’t gonna fuck you, you silly bitch.

#f.w.r.

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He looks like an old light house keeper

#dog #cute #funny