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I just wanna say that I love your blog so much!! I'm probably blowing up your device, and I'm sorry, but your stuff's hilarious 😂 (Also I just saw your Jack Harness post and heeeeey fellow Whoviaaaan-)

thank you my sweet!! and don’t worry about notifications or anything, you just enjoy the quotes ok?? :) (aaayyyy!!! hello doctor who friendo uwu)

#*ask #134340hann

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Chen: There's no i in 'team', but there's one in 'pizza'

Xiumin: So you're not going to share?

Chen: Of course not.

#chen #Jongdae #xiumin #minseok #exo #fake exo quotes

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Chanyeol: Ask me why I love you.

Baekhyun: Why do you love me?

Chanyeol: *pulls out 200 page presentation* I'm glad you asked.

#chanyeol #baekyeol #baekhyun #exo #fake exo quotes

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I wanna be a cool unshakable asshole, but instead I do one nice thing for an old lady and have to struggle not to cry when she thanks me.

Kim Jongdae

#chen #Jongdae #exo #fake exo quotes

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Xiumin: Do any sounds annoy you?

Jongin: Real or imaginary?

Xiumin: Oh uhm, let's say imaginary.

Jongin: Spiders wearing flip flops.

#jongin #xiumin #minseok #exo #fake exo quotes

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I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.

Oh Sehun

#sehun #exo #fake exo quotes

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Ksoo: Bro, do you want this pamphlet?

Chanyeol: ...........

Chanyeol: Brochure (winks)

[2 seconds later]

Suho: Kyungsoo, stop strangling Chanyeol! Get OFF HIM

#chanyeol #Kyungsoo #Suho #exo #fake exo quotes #brochure .. bro sure .. get it ... lmao

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Suho: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant a conch shell!

Chanyeol: *struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that then!

#chanyeol #Suho #junmyeon #exo #fake exo quotes

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Jongin: I don't want to hurt their feelings!

Chen: Hurt their feel- Do you just walk around all day, thinking about other people's feelings?

Jongin: Yeah, don't you?

Chen: No! How do you get anything done?

#chen #jongdae #jongin #exo #fake exo quotes

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Xiumin: Are you alright? It looks like you got no sleep last night.

Yixing: I got 8 minutes.

Yixing: Not consecutively though, but it’s fine, you’re not even that blurry.

#xiumin #yixing #minseok #exo #fake exo quotes

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Chanyeol: What time is it?

Baekhyun: I don’t know, pass me my flute and I’ll find out.

Baekhyun: [blows flute loudly]

Chen: (from another room) WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE FLUTE AT 2AM?!

Baekhyun: It's 2am.

#baekhyun #chen #chanyeol #Jongdae #exo #fake exo quotes

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man once in a while it’s just so important to forgive yourself 

#for the things you did do #for the things you didn't do #for the things you do or don't do that you can't even properly explain or figure out #forgiveness man forgiveness #*personal

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minseok, jongdae, suho and jongin are the real hair style tragedies this time around like damn i’m real sorry for yall

#it looks so bad i'm so sorry guys omg sending u good vibes ok i hope yall can change ur hair soon #*personal

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Xiumin: I wish you could block people in real life.

Suho: Restraining order.

Chen: (from across the room) Murder.

#chen #suho #xiumin #exo #fake exo quotes

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i was studying with my classmate at the library today and he went outside for a bit to have a break and when he came back inside he said ‘three people just asked me if i was a dealer’ ‘wowie that says a lot about you’ ‘usually that never happens to me, i admit i look more like a dealer today than usual but THREE people?!’ and i just looked him up and down and said ‘you look the same as always’ and he was SO insULTED it was hilarious

#i didn't even mean to be insulting but boi was it funny #*personal

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Chen: (using a narrator voice) Here you can see the endangered Park Chanyeol in his natural habitat.

Chanyeol: [falls down the stairs, spilling his drink]

Chen: Natural selection is coming for this specimen.

#chen #chanyeol #jongdae #exo #fake exo quotes

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why do i legit always crush on the worst people and by worst people i don’t even mean their personality or that they are shit as a human being but more like the worst possible people for me because they’re a) taken b) would never be interested in the first place c) out of my leage d) famous or e) fictional

#like @ my fucking self: ali why??? #*personal #also fret not it's not like i'm in love or anything god forbid i mean at this point i think i'm incapable of falling in love lmao #but some crushing is happening #no hurt feelings ok don't worry just smh @ myself