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We love a good surprise, like finding money in our pockets or a special sale on eye of newt. But even more than that, we love a plot twist or a fic moment that makes our jaw drop.

Check out these didn't-see-that-coming moments and leave the authors some love!

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Body Count ( @weathereyehorizon) "I don't really even know how to talk about this one without giving the good stuff away. It's just so fun and clever and funny. It's a mistaken identity matchmaking dream."

The heat between me and you ( @likerealpeopledo-on-ao3) "The tags look misleading if you read them too fast on this one, but the dove is not so dead, nor so dove. It's actually very fun and pretty spicy!"

Let me paint you a picture (houdini74/ @mostlyinthemorning) "The whole premise of this fic is fantastic, but I was very much surprised by the not your typical roles that David and Patrick played. It's all so good!"

Quick and dirty ( @smallumbrella369) "A totally believable version of what happens when David and Patrick decide to stay at Jake's whiskey night."

Rescued by the farmer ( @dinnfameron) "I would pay actual real money to have scene this go down on the show. It's David and Patrick, but with more Harlequin vibes."

Schittier than fiction ( @delilah-mcmuffin) "This is a gem. The premise is great and it's a little bit wacky, but that's what makes the whole thing so perfect."

Start Spreading the News (PandorasDaydream) "The angst was HUGE! Probably the saddest fic I’ve read and certainly the one I cried the most at. HOWEVER, they do get their happily ever after, and it was beautiful so it made the angst worth it. I was surprised at the premise- David and Patrick divorce! But ultimately so satisfying when they reunited after time apart. Such a well written story and for those who love angst fics, this is one of the best there is!"

There it is on the tip of my tongue ( @designatedgrape) "But what about an AU where David is still running RA, but Patrick has a coffee shop across the street? And it's really hot."

#friends of farm witches fic recs #sc fanfic #sc fic rec #schitt's creek fanfic #schitts creek fic #schitt's creek fic #sc fic #david rose #patrick brewer #david x patrick

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Hi FW! Wondering if in your catalog of fics you can remember this one? Its one where D&P haven’t met in person but are texting/calling each other, and end up at the wobbly elm and get off with each other, without knowing its them. And then get increasingly jealous of each other’s conquests, mistaken identity angst ensues. I thought it would be either the radio station fic or the ray-gave-me-a-business-guys-number fic but its neither. Thanks!

Hi there!

We had a couple of vague ideas for this but none that matched super well, so we're going to ask our farm witch friends if they can nail it down for you!

Friends, what do you think?

#farm witch fail

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reminder!!

Friends! The coven has returned with another opportunity for you to share your faves and raves with us. We do so love these community lists and seeing how happy the authors are when they find themselves tagged in a friends of farm witches post.

While we welcome any suggestion you'd like to pass along, this time we're requesting that you give us your recs for fics with a twist! The works that surprised you or shocked you (in the best kind of way) and had you staring at your reading device of choice with your jaw dropped. A big reveal? Kiss out of nowhere? Confession you didn't see coming? Tell us!

Get your recs in by Wednesday, April 24, to be included on this months list.

Tell us all about it HERE: https://forms.gle/Bzfd6nPvQnCHfvDM7

#friends of farm witches fic recs #sc fanfic #schitt's creek fanfic #schitts creek fic #schitt's creek fic

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Hello fabulous people, I’m trying to find a fic where David works for a funeral home. Patrick is with Rachel and she dies and they choose the place David works for her funeral. Patrick is devastated but not for the reasons everyone thinks - only David works it out and of course they end up together. It was very angsty but with a happy ending. Any ideas? 🙏

Hello there!

We think you might be remembering multiple fics?

The fundamental things apply (princesstigerlily) and You turn into what you are ( @distractivate ) came to our collective minds for the general plot you described. But as far as we know, the only fics where David works in a funeral home are the always & forever series from @blackandwhiteandrose.

Let us know if you think of something else, farm witch friends!

#ask a farm witch

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Plot twist! We want your recs!

Friends! The coven has returned with another opportunity for you to share your faves and raves with us. We do so love these community lists and seeing how happy the authors are when they find themselves tagged in a friends of farm witches post.

While we welcome any suggestion you'd like to pass along, this time we're requesting that you give us your recs for fics with a twist! The works that surprised you or shocked you (in the best kind of way) and had you staring at your reading device of choice with your jaw dropped. A big reveal? Kiss out of nowhere? Confession you didn't see coming? Tell us!

Get your recs in by Wednesday, April 24, to be included on this months list.

Tell us all about it HERE: https://forms.gle/Bzfd6nPvQnCHfvDM7

#friends of farm witches fic recs #sc fanfic #sc fic rec #schitt's creek fanfic #schitts creek fic #schitt's creek fic #sc fic

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Friends! The coven has returned with another opportunity for you to share your faves and raves with us. We do so love these community lists and seeing how happy the authors are when they find themselves tagged in a friends of farm witches post.

While we welcome any suggestion you'd like to pass along, this time we're requesting that you give us your recs for fics with a twist! The works that surprised you or shocked you (in the best kind of way) and had you staring at your reading device of choice with your jaw dropped. A big reveal? Kiss out of nowhere? Confession you didn't see coming? Tell us!

Get your recs in by Wednesday, April 24, to be included on this months list.

Tell us all about it HERE: https://forms.gle/Bzfd6nPvQnCHfvDM7

#friends of farm witches fic recs #sc fanfic #sc fic rec #schitt's creek fanfic #schitts creek fic #schitt's creek fic #sc fic #david rose #david x patrick #patrick brewer #twylexis #stevie x twyla #alexis x stevie

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Our farm witch friends really delivered with their faves last month and we're here this week to share the last of that list. Thank you to everyone who responded to pass along the fics you love and help keep this fandom reading (and writing)!

Check these community fave works out and leave the authors some love!

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Bound by symmetry (barelypink) “I am and always will be a sucker for a slow burn. This one is a diamond.”

Goodwill (@spiders-hth-is-an-outlier) “I don't know why I love this as much as I do. It's really sad, but also really joyful. It unfolds so beautifully. I love all the introspection. And the socks. I'll always love the socks.” 

If not now (MoreHuman, swat117) “There is no truer test of a relationship than all the time in the world.”

If you say run, I’ll run with you (upbeat) “Wonderful, different take on the wedding.”

Language of Love (pandorasdaydream) “This series takes the 22 min tv episodes and fills in the moments we don’t see. David and Patrick are fleshed out, while staying true to Dan Levy’s characters. The series is beautifully written and developed.”

Left unsaid (@treepyful) “A very detailed day in the life of a rare pair in the Fandom. Like, so so detailed. But every word is glorious and intentional, and somehow, though there's only like 6 words of dialog in the entire fic, so much gets said. Also, there's one of the most incredible descriptions of a thunderstorm that I've ever read.”

Neither snow, nor rain (middyblue) “Christmas slow-burn.”

Post hoc ergo propter hoc (various) “I love all of the installments in this political AU because I liked the West Wing a lot but it was never queer enough. This series has all the humor and dialogue and romance and Queer Feelings (tm) you might ever wish for in a beltway workplace drama, plus President Johnny Rose and Stevie Budd as his (eventual) chief of staff.” 

Prismatic (thetrustytaco) **WIP**  “You only see b&w until you get close to your soulmate! Gah! Not finished but so good so far!!”

Sleepless (@wellschitt) “This fic is funny, sexy, and full of heart, and at just over 10k, it's the perfect length for a reread (or in my case many, many rereads) when you need a quick pick me up on a stressful day.”

Time until the end of time (@ships-to-sail, yourbuttervoicedbeau (@kiwiana-writes)) “I've been into the idea of a waiting room on the way to the after life for a long time, and this piece totally does our characters justice. If you have an ache in your life, it will knead it and might even heal you a bit.”

Value added (theMaura) “Short. Hilarious.”

Vampires Are People Too! (@petrodobreva) “It's a rare thing indeed for a fic author to create a unique, fully realized alternative world while still holding on to the spirit of the canon work that we all know and love, but that's exactly what petrodobreva manages to pull off in this teen vampire AU.” 

Winning the Game (@ladyflowdi) “One of the most hilarious laugh-out-loud fics in the fandom.” 

#friends of farm witches fic recs #sc fanfic #sc fic rec #schitt's creek fanfic #schitts creek fic #schitt's creek fic #sc fic #david rose #patrick brewer #david x patrick #stevie budd #jake x mutt #mutt schitt

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It was now i found you (don’t know what to do)

Thank you so much! ⭐️⭐️⭐️

We love to hear it!

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Hi, witches!

I'm trying to remember a fic in which Patrick is an athlete (baseball?) and David is also famous and we can see social media comments about them, but it is not the wonderful I'd Swing With You for the Fences. There was something about David wearing Patrick’s jersey in public, which makes people think they are together. Can you help, please? 😁

We're going to ask our farm witch friends about this one, because we just keep thinking of Fences.

Are we missing something?

#friends of farm witches #farm witch fail

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I read a fic ages ago but can't remember much about it apart from that I loved it. I think David and Stevie live together and Stevie lets Patrick sleep on her couch. There's possibly some bad blood between d and p initially. Patrick ends up being David's fake boyfriend but I think he may be paid for it. I've been searching the tags and I'm beginning to think I imagined it.

Please can you help?

Hey there!

We think that's now I found you (don't know what to do) by hudders-and-hiddles (@wild-aloof-rebel).

Let us know if we're right!

#ask a farm witch

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Hello Witchies!

Is there anywhere to post prompts these days? Noah singing O Canada at Yankee Stadium makes me want a fic that doesn't exist 😭😭😭. Yet!

Thank you for your service!

We're happy to make this a farm witch fic prompt!

But also, it does kind of exist. Patrick and his boyband sing "O Canada" in @distractivate's this time around.

#ask a farm witch #farm witch fic prompt

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Oh, spring (at least for our northern hemisphere friends). We've got flowers and storms and new beginnings. It's all kind of beautiful, isn't it? The coven loves this time of year and we hope that our farm witch community is enjoying each day as it comes, as well.

We'd also like to suggest that you check out some of these farm witch faves and leave the authors some love.

before sunrise (@paceyjay)

a kiss to build a dream on (@bibliosexual)

romantically in business (@sullymygoodname)

shot glass of tears (@blackandwhiteandrose)

this is not a drill (railmedaddy/@rmd-writes)

turn me around (and take me back to the start) (@dinnfameron)

#farmwitchfaves #sc fanfic #sc fic rec #schitt's creek fanfic #schitts creek fic #schitt's creek fic #sc fic #david rose #patrick brewer #david x patrick

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Hi witches! I remember a fic I read a while ago where D&P both visited SC as kids and became friends, and they find that out towards the end of the fic when David meets Patricks parents and they dig the old photo out. No other bit of the story I remember… do you know what it was???

Hi there!

We know that Holiday Escape by @lisamc-21 has a childhood photo.

But that might not be the only one. If our farm witch friends have other ideas, let us know!

#ask a farm witch

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We're back with more community faves! The coven loves sharing these recs and we know the creators are so happy to see the blurbs about why you are so fond of these pieces.

Check them out and leave some comments and kudos!

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“After the Proposal” and other comics (@smileyrice) “I don’t know how to find all of smileyrice’s SC fanart works in one place but this adorable bit is emblematic of the drawings, comics, sketches, and other works depicting day-to-day scenes and stories of David and Patrick’s lives. All of smileyrice’s art is just precious and beautiful. The stories are adorable and the design/look of the comics is at once true to the canon and quite original. I love them very much and am grateful to be able to revisit them often.”

All things being equal (surreal) “It's such an honest and beautiful look at disability and representation, but not in a gimmicky way. It's really just a love story, for the OTP we all hold so dear, with one little thing changed. Also, the level of healthy communication in this is like 27/10.”

the ever and ever that fiction allows (lookingforshadows) “An underrated, sparkling gem of a fic.”

Happy Golden Days of Yore (@blueink3)  “It’s my annual Christmas Eve read (and often times in between when I need a good cry with a happy ending). Divorced David and Patrick are so broken without each other and this fic heals them in the best possible way. It is sob-inducing but so satisfying in the end. The writing is superb.” 

The Immortals of Schitt’s Creek (middyblue) “I love the magical realism in this fandom and this fic was one of the firsts for me and I come back to it often. There’s seasonal vibes, drama, bittersweet realities, fluff, smut, and everything in between.”

Improv piecing (@my-nameless-bliss) “David feels that love is like fabric. He’s used to having to piece together scraps to have enough, but Patrick has him rethinking the metaphor. I love this peek into David’s head—the bits of his history, the careful consideration of people’s motivations, the focus on figuring out how to do this early relationship “correctly.” Nameless_bliss has such a gift for sounding relaxed and effortless while actually packing a lot of thought and emotion into each section.”

It’s Time (@lisamc-21) “I keep going back to this. It's not the longest fic yet you still feel the years of pining that happened prior to where this story starts. I love a good friends to lovers fic and this is one of my faves!”

Moon Shot (@resilientrose) “This fic is beautifully written with a captivating plot and wonderful characterisation. The angst will make you hurt but the payoff is well worth it. A fabulous college AU with art student David and baseball player Patrick.”

Small projects (GClane) “It's gentle, but packs a massive punch.“

This Time Around (@distractivate) “Secret dating when a boyband gets back together, weaves in the characters so well and you can't help but be into each new turn the D&P relationship takes!”

#friends of farm witches fic recs #sc fanfic #sc fic rec #schitt's creek fanfic #schitts creek fic #schitt's creek fic #sc fic #david rose #patrick brewer #david x patrick

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Dearest coven,

Do you remember the scene when the store opens and it's busy but Patrick and David share a glance and Patrick raises his eyebrows and David looks flustered?

Is there a fic that is inspired or deals with the aftermath of that shared moment?

Thank you

Hello, you!

We know of a few. Maybe our farm witch friends have more?

I will help you out, if you let me - @sspaz1000

The Start of Something New - @reginahalliwell The Softest Launch - Poutini (@cheesecurdsgravyandfries)

#ask a farm witch

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Happy, happy Friday!

We're delighted to usher in your weekend with part two of the Friends of Farm Witches Faves!

The coven loves these lists and hope you do, too. Go read and leaves those comments and kudos!

=================== Always Then & Now (@my-nameless-bliss) “So much to love here - the pacing, the character, the growth, the love! These vulnerable discussions about marriage. Just perfect.” 

Beloved (@blackandwhiteandrose) “David as a funeral director is somehow perfect. An incredible and unique AU.”

Bloom (@smallumbrella369) “Specifically? Everything.”

Cloudy with a chance (agoodpersonrose) “Rival weathermen! Very snippy, and very sweet.”

Getting over getting older all the time (@distractivate) “I love the writing and characterization of our beloved characters over 10 years. The writer made me love someone who Patrick is not meant to be with. I can’t recommend this one enough.” 

Going down (@concannonfodder “One of the first long AUs I read in this fandom. It's beautifully written and sexy as hell. I love how the author writes Patrick teetering on the brink of discovery, the tenderness, the sexytimes, as well as the passion with which they place us right there in New York, among David's favourite foods and sights. Highly, highly recommend.”

Measure for measure (@schittyfic) “I love that this writer has managed to make dick measuring both so sweet and so hot. The perfect read.”

Molten glass hearts (januarium) “Glassblowing, Patrick, and David have never been this hot. Sounds like nonsense? It totally works and they're better off because of it!”

The necessity of risk (returntosaturn) “Original. Sexy. Romantic. Hands-down, the best tattoo fic out there.”

One Night in Milwaukee (@flowerfan2) “Everything! There's something for every mood- humor, angst, growth, communication, sexy times, food.  It's very visually descriptive, and such a fantastic rom-com twist at the beginning! There's also a couple of follow up fics in the series, because one was never enough! I've reread this so many times!”

One Star at a Time: A Survival Guide for the Reluctant Camper (@cinnaluminum) “Everything. Characterisation, pace, setting, story. It's thought-provoking, almost profound in parts. It's emotional and intense and quotable and perfect.”

Waiting on the day (high-seas-swan/@noahreids) “Slow-burn amazingness.”

You should let me save the day (@simplymarleycat) “While this fic has so many favorite tropes in it, it doesn't feel rushed or like they were jammed haphazardly into it. David and Patrick's budding relationship from complete strangers into much more over the course of one night just pulls you with the perfect balance of canon-adjacent content. If you need a comforting, sweet, and hot fic, look no further!!!” 

#friends of farm witches fic recs #sc fanfic #sc fic rec #schitt's creek fanfic #schitts creek fic #schitt's creek fic #sc fic #david rose #patrick brewer #david x patrick

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I vaguely remember some baking show fics, but can’t find them. Can you please help? Thanks!

We can!

The Great Canadian ̶B̶a̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ Baker Show (Off) - lonely_ampersand (@smblmn)

The Great Canadian Holiday Baking Show - @floosilver8

i'm alright with a slow burn - goingmywaydoll ( @brewerspatrick)

Nailed It - @lisamc-21 On Your Marks, Get Set, Bake! - @floosilver8

#ask a farm witch #sc fanfic