fazbearfart

[fazbearfart]

Sometimes I see William and Henry portrayed like this:

But then I remember this is closer to canon:

Which is much, much funnier in my opinion.

[fazbearfart]

First day of VanWeek, everyone cheered!!!

Here’s my Day 1 drawing for the free space day! The original concept fit the freedom prompt better but things happened and now we’re here 😋

[fazbearfart]

oh my...

referenced image ^

[fazbearfart]

[fazbearfart]

[fazbearfart]

11/21/1963 - That evening, following the Presidential couple’s arrival in Houston from San Antonio and their impromptu appearance at a LULAC event, Marty Underwood, JFK’s advance man in charge of the Texas trip, dined with the President and the First Lady in their suite at the Rice Hotel; they were scheduled to fly to Fort Worth in a couple of hours, late that night. In 2003, Marty recalled that husband and wife were being “so flirtatious and playful with each other” during and after dinner that he felt his presence was intrusive, and soon enough, just as he had decided to “make myself scarce,” Marty was “shown the door so they could be alone.”

He was giving her a glimpse of the kind of marriage that they were going to have from then on, the type of marriage she had been dreaming about for the last ten years: a partnership, a collaboration, an alliance in every sense of the word, one rooted in a deeply mutual love, anchored by reciprocated trust, respect, devotion, and appreciation; he was showing her the type of husband he was becoming, the type of husband he could be, would be, the type of husband she deserved.

He was going to prove himself worthy of the everlasting love she had eternally vowed unto him ten years earlier.

Her love for him had always been - and always would be - unqualified, unwavering, unrestricted, unmitigated, unreserved, and unconditional. She took this pure, fierce, unadulterated love - which had defined and dictated her entire life from the moment she met him, until the moment she herself died - to her own grave, alongside his.

So just remember this: the fact that they were so in love, and so close, and so bonded - both emotionally *and* physically - the day before their life together on this earth was so brutally destroyed. :’(

“It is also true, as their friends have observed, that in the wake of baby Patrick’s death and in their last days together, especially in Texas, John and Jacqueline Kennedy were never more deeply together. Jacqueline had ample reason by then to be exhausted by her husband’s behavior. Yet she seems to have seen a new future for them after their shared pain of Patrick’s death. In this case, the death of their son seems to have finally broken him open to the depth of his wife’s love and to his own capacity to return it. It was much too late, but in the last moments of their marriage and his life, John F. Kennedy seems to have been falling in love with his wife.“ –James W. Douglass

[fazbearfart]

Happy birthday to piece of shit and historical problematic fave JFK:

People often ask me why I like Jack Kennedy; with the history of family sketchiness, the Marilyn Monroe incident, the constant infidelity, the conspiracy theories; it’s easy to see why people would just write him off as questionable all around as a human being.

But underneath the man, the myth, the legend, lies another man.

A very, very stupid man. 

Who, let’s face it, if you had a friend who did/said half of these things, you’d want him as your mate. 

PROBLEMATIC FAVE/ LITTLE SHIT BEHAVIOUR THAT MAKES JACK KENNEDY HILARIOUS AF:  

His douche older brother at one of his birthday parties (keep in mind, this was a man in his late teens/twenties) had a cake made for him by the housekeeper (because rich AF) and did the douche move of scraping the icing off the cake into a bowl so he could just eat the icing and leave the cake. Jack recognised this douche move, scooped up the fucking CHOCOLATE ICING WITH HIS HANDS LIKE A CRAZY PERSON, AND RAN THROUGH THE HOUSE WITH HIS BROTHER CHASING HIM WHILE THE REST OF THE FAMILY THOUGHT HE WAS CARRYING ACTUAL SHIT IN HIS HANDS AND DIDN’T QUESTION IT.

Saved his fellow seamen in the Navy in World War Two after his ship was bombed. Asked at a local high school later in life how he because a war hero, he responded, “My boat blew up.”

Banned Cuban cigars during the Cuban Missile Crisis because CUBAN but not before he ordered like 10,000 of them himself to stockpile because they were his favourites and if you can’t completely abuse your power as president what CAN you do

Had a GAY AF bestie who never married because #straight and who was basically confirmed to be halfway in love with Jack and Jack was like COOL BRA YOU CAN BE GAY IN THE 1930S BUT #NOHOMO 

Called his fucking early girlfriend who was Swedish and who’s name was Inga ‘INGA BINGA.’ INGA. FUCKING. BINGA.

Literally wrote letters during his time at school being like WELL GOT A FINAL EXAM TOMORROW ‘GUESS I BETTER CRACK A FUCKING BOOK’ ~complete with swearing~

Was going to crash his senior dance/prom with a prank that would send manure down from the ceiling but was caught before it could be put into place and expelled.

Wrote the shittiest entry essay ever for Harvard that was fucking five sentences long.

His report card basically said he was fucking intelligent and ambitious but equally as lazy.

Collected animals and pets he got on his travels. Sent a dog back with a sign around his neck that said ‘DOESN’T BITE.’ It bit.

Literally knew how he wet panties and wrote in fucking campaign notes/letters that now that he was getting older and getting married he couldn’t rely on, and I repeat, ‘THE OL’SEX APPEAL.’ COMPLETE WITH APOSTROPHE.

THE OL’. SEX. APPEAL.

I CAN’T-

HEAVE

When the Russians were supposed to start doing Nuclear Testing in the North Pole, a little girl wrote to him worried that Santa would be blown up. He wrote back to her and said it was basically a fucking grave issue and was like I TALKED TO SANTA LITTLE GIRL. WE COOL.

Had two fucking sides because #gemini; the charming charismatic side and the cool af, going to stab you side, shown by earlier campaign notes where he basically was a carpetbagger in his district he was running in and recording notes that people said to him, like “Says I have no way in hell of winning. HE’S WRONG.’

‘OH SO VERY WRONG.’

#serialkillerslytherinjack

To entertain his daughter on the Presidential yacht, said there was a shark that followed the presidential yacht around and the only way to placate it was by throwing it socks. Which meant the fucking president of the United States, at the same time he was juggling the Civil Rights Movement, the Cuban Missile Crisis, Vietnam, and the Cold War, as well as the Space Race, was going around the fucking presidential yacht yanking off random peoples socks and throwing them overboard to feed a sock-eating shark to entertain his fucking daughter. Which meant literally WRESTLING SOCKS OFF PEOPLES FEET AND THROWING THEM OVERBOARD. AGAIN. LIKE A CRAZY PERSON.

So on your birthday, you stupid shit, I salute you. Because Jack Kennedy honestly makes me laugh every time I think of him, and that’s probably the best fucking thing you can hope from someone’s legacy besides the obvious things he gave to the world. Happy 101st birthday, you stupid poo. I miss you <3 

[fazbearfart]

Very Funny, JFK

In 1961, New York Post columnist Leonard Lyons contacted John F. Kennedy after seeing Presidential autographs for sale in a store and informed him of the prices. At the time, George Washington’s was priced at $175, Ulysses S. Grant’s at $55, Franklin D. Roosevelt’s at $75, Teddy Roosevelt’s at $67.50, and JFK’s at $75. Below is the response mailed to Lyons.

[fazbearfart]

JFK “playing” with his best friend Lem Billings who was gay.

Even after he married, JFK would often share a bedroom with Billings.

[fazbearfart]

i forgot rose kennedy lived to 104 good LORD

#kennedy family #rose kennedy

[fazbearfart]

He's very subtle 🔪

Twitter: X

Context:

[fazbearfart]

[fazbearfart]

at the lake and just found a holy death prayer candle near the boat dock thingy,, it had cantaloupe beside it and was freshly lit ( not sure if the fruit is important or not )

does anyone have an idea on why it was there?? like what the prayer was supposed to do

#genuine question #i have a picture of it if needed !! #candles #prayer candles

[fazbearfart]

i’m surprised jfk lived that long cause god really gave him everything he had

#jfk #john f kennedy #kennedyposting #john fitzgerald kennedy #bro was PLAGUED #i don’t understand how he didn’t die in the navy honestly #1960s #potus

[fazbearfart]

heard people say shane and sara should divorce cause she said “hey this is gonna be worth it” ???😭😭😭😭 you can have your own opinions about the situation but WHAT.

Ok so i wasnt gonna weigh in on this anymore, but i just had a tiktok with a couple thousand likes come up on my fyp where the person filming somehow spun the whole watcher debacle onto sara? Sara??? Whos not even a part of watcher? Like they were deadass talking about how shes probably behind all this and their proof? Apparently they have always gotten the ~ick~ from sara. Thats it. Literally what the absolute fuck. Like are we doing this whole shit again? Blaming and hating the wives/girlfriends of the people we stan for their mistakes bc we dont want to accept that theyre not perfect? Yes, Sara posted something on insta during that whole situation but it literally was not that bad. This is embarrassing, do better.

#watcher #sara rubin they could never make me hate you #i got so mad i love sara

[fazbearfart]

Watcher should make a show where Ryan and Shane sit at a table and give out advice/react to situations sent in by the fans. I feel like it’d be so fucking funny and have that unscripted and rewatchable vibe of unsolved

[fazbearfart]

i just got a maganize about my special interest life is good

#jackie kennedy #jfk