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*touching the hair of a naturally blond man* stop it. for me

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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

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the fact that hannibal is explicitly religious is so delicious

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this is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen jesus fucking christ

#whys he kinda... thicc though #who gave that an ASS

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reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

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literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce

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The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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The creature that wants to kill you will not growl.

The function of a growl is as a warning. It is a communication that violence is available as a tool, but is not preferred. Other outcomes, besides your death, are available and should be considered.

But the creature that wants to kill you will not growl.

If your death is the goal, then growling will only serve as a delay and may result in your escape, which runs counter to the goal. There will be no growl, no warning. There will be no snarl or hiss or bluster. The creature that bares its teeth with the intent to kill only does so to bring closer its fangs to your demise.

The creature that growls does not want to kill you, but will if it must.

I advise you to appreciate the warning. You may not receive another.

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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

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thinking critically as a consumer about the biases and underlying beliefs/goals of news media is approx 1 million billion times more important than doing the same for steven universe, ttrpgs, or porn. if yr gonna choose one choose the former

#i'm gonna scream #its the former

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

#irl #im weird online #and weird irl but some people like it #im an acquired taste #and im okay with that

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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

#oh goodness #i dont know #i just assumes everyone knows #but then they see my playlists and go ive never heard of these people

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie