night's kiss š¦š with you, always.
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Added the back view to the Paladin of the Ancients armor set!
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Had a long meeting so I was scribbling on my iPad. Messy piece but oh well.
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Cages - Werewolves Versus Romance by TeknicolorTiger
My contribution to the Werewolves Versus zine - with the theme of Werewolves Versus Romance. This piece accompanies a short story written by my friend, Chris Khanna.
Werewolves Versus Romance (Issue 2 of Werewolves Versus) will be available February 2016 on Gumroad, but you can buy the first issue here!
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Path Through the Woods: The Monster
gets home from work. makes a reference within an hour + a half or so. gets off computer
i needed to make a ref at some point (and i saw people may wanna draw stuff for this au, which, thank you for the support <3)
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Adding to the previous bit of me and my fiancĆ©ās slay the princess au/ head cannon. Here are the different birds and their voices:
Voice of the Hero- Eagle. High on the food chain; a common symbol of strength
Voice of the Smitten- Peacock. Focused on preening and their appearance; a symbol of beauty, love, and elegance
Voice of the Hunted- Sparrow. Small and pretty low on the food chain; rarely predator, mostly prey
Voice of the Broken- Chicken/ Turkey. Commonly farmed in terrible conditions; sad and is used to seeing the worst in a situation
Voice of the Cold- Shrike/ fire hawk. Both known for their violent hunting tendencies; ready to kill
Voice of the Cheated- Cockatoo. I just thought this one was funny.
Voice of the Opportunist- Seagull/ Pelican. Will take anything given the chance; always looking for a way to have a situation fall in their favor
Voice of the Contrarian- Cockatiel. Once again, just thought it was funny.
Voice of the Stubborn- Pigeon/ Seagull/ Bluejay. Thatās just their whole personality
Voice of the Paranoid- Hummingbird. Quick birds that are skittish
Voice of the Skeptic- Potoo/ Frogmouth. I just really wanted one in this head cannon.
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Here we have the Princess and the Damsel, in their AU outfits and colors
For more worldbuilding, I decided that the world would be similar to the Construct, but on a larger scale, and populated exclusively by fragments of the Shifting Mound (except for the Long Quiet, Narrator and Voices). Since she's infinite, she definitely has enough potential to spawn enough vessels to populate an entire fantasy continent.
(and yes there would be men, because who's to say SM can't have trans vessels lol)
The Princess in her vanilla form and the Damsel would play the role of sisters here, with their own nation to rule.
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a slay the princess au (path through the woods) in which you are a young woman escaping her cabin through the only way you know: the path through the woods, despite (or in spite of) the fact a monster is said to dwell among its trees.
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I NEED THIS!š„ŗ
FINALLY some good fucking feature ideas from the tumblr devs. tamagotchi renaissance now
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I'm honestly curious now as to how the mythology will change for the Tumblr & Twitter being divorced story, with Twitter being known as X now?š¤
i lowkey ship tumblr ā twitter now
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My brother refuses to get Tumblr, which is a tragedy because this is the complete fucking nonsense they have sent me today alone, and I think Tumblr would appreciate them more than I do.
Edit to add poll.
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I swear this deserves to be a @worldheritagepost !š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Have you ever been to earth?
On earth, we use the word āburritoā to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and Iām surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:
Youāre an idiot.
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burritoās end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise.Ā That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.
Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.
When you eat a burrito, you donāt stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans canāt usually dislocate their jaws, and Iām not a fucking pelican. But you must think thatās how itās done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.
And guess what else, player? You probably canāt guessĀ anything, because Iām pretty sure youāre just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, hereās what:
Humans also donāt eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS IāLL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
Nope.
My experience was more like HEY BEANS ITāS JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG IāM IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE ITāS NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.
You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.
And donāt even fucking think Iām about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THATāS HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THATāS BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.
Whatās that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DONāT WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DONāT WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.
I just want a burrito.
In conclusion:
Youāre the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.
UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID āJUST EAT IT WITH A FORKā:
A fuckingĀ fork?
I DIDNāT ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.
If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.
Thatās like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKERāS GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.
Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. Theyāre called fucking HANDS.
A fork. My god. I havenāt cried since I was six, but Iām fucking sobbing now.
People eat burritos with forks?
God is sorry he made us.
(Source)
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follow forthefuns for more funny stuff
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Bilbo was declared dead while he was away in the Hobbit (and had to do a bunch of paperwork to get declared alive again) but thereās no indication he was formally declared dead after leaving the Shire, even though most people assumed he had died.
Therefore I posit: having a missing person declared dead in the Shire requires the consent of their next of kin. Whoever Bilboās next of kin was at the time of the Hobbit (possibly Otho? Iām not sure) had him declared dead at the first opportunity but Frodo refused to ever do it.
Frodo had anxious hobbit bureaucrats knocking on his door every couple of years likeĀ āMr Bagginsā¦ bleaseā¦ itās been 10 yearsā¦ he was eleventy-oneā¦ can we fill out his death certificate yetā and Frodo was likeĀ āabsolutely notā.
Early on he genuinely couldnāt bring himself too but after a while it was more that he enjoyed irritating the local magistrateās office than anything else.
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To some people youāre an NPC
To other people, youāre the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do theyāre so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.
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