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Me, trying to outline: I’m just gonna go with a simple premise. No fancy world-building, no complicated backstories, not too many characters.

My brain, ready to ambush me with 297 different ideas:

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i know i’m late to the “wtf was cap’s time travel shit in endgame” train, but i just watched agent carter and i am SO angry. peggy worked so hard to get over steve, and she had this beautiful two season arc wherein she fell for someone, and then that was all erased for what? some happily ever after that they had both believed wasn’t gonna happen, and had moved on from? peggy is so much more than a love of captain america, and she and sousa deserved better.

#you guys are so selfish #YES #everybody's like #steve deserved the ending" #like bestie #peggy deserved her two season character arc

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Sam: did it hurt?

Bucky, smirking: when I fell from heaven?

Sam: no when you fell out of the plane

Sam: we all saw it

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I’ve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional

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my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

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Peter: I can pitch in $3 for Tony’s birthday present

Clint: Me too

Natasha: And me

Natasha:

Natasha: So we’re agreed

Natasha: We’re giving Tony $9 for his birthday

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the guilt….

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ANTHONY MACKIE as SAM WILSON & SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES in The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021) | Power Broker

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Get you a girl who can do both

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Bucky Barnes: A summary

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#talos has had enough of humans

#marvel #gifset #captain marvel

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

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I kissed a catboy, like a real catboy, ears tail and everything, but then he looked at me with this really cute smile and said, “Reality is collapsing,” and I woke up in a cold sweat.

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Schools preach mental health awareness to their students, when in reality they are the catalysts of most students mental health problems.

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you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was

one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days