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i used to love melon :(

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i used to love melon :(

#allergies

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the bible is just jesus fanfiction. and post.

-pluto 🪐

#endo safe #pro endo #anti endo dni #tumblr memes #religion ment tw

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all fish are autistic. exhibit a.

-pluto 🪐

(this post was made with the help of @razzjamjar @sskeletalll and a lot of weed)

#endo safe #pro endo #anti endo dni #420weed #tumblr memes #weedmemes #studio ghilibi #ponyo movie

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i am higher than a kite right now and im sitting at school, but our friend just came in wearing a onceler cosplay piece and i can’t stop thinking about oncecest matching costumes .

LIKE IMAGINE GOING OUTSIDE AND SEEING TWO BITCHES LIKE

I WOULD CRY 😭😭😭

-Pluto 🪐/osmp!Tommy 🐤/cc!Tommy 🇬🇧

#anti endo dni #pro endo #tumblr memes #weed mention #endo safe #mixed origin system

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this reads like something i’d post -pluto 🪐

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Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

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IM SO HIGH AND I MADE THIS MEME AND HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING ABIUT IT FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES GUYD IS THIS A BANGER OR AM I JUST AN IDIOT 😔 -Xan 🌈

#endo safe #pro endo #endo memes #weed mention #tw weed #radiohead #mixed origin system

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4,312 "oh"s later, and we have ourselves a fanfic

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I have to be a slut online it's for my health

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callout

Extremely funny that internet discourse around fiction has gotten to the point of "if bad things happen to fictional characters it's because the author is evil and horny"

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this is the content that i still use tumblr for -eddie

I love tumblr. I love that tumblr is the best social media site of 2021.

Every other site has spent the last decade perfecting the art of targeted ads. I am a wallet of flesh and blood which must be stripped bare and profiled and picked apart for the maximally efficient way to squeeze profit from my presence. Every other site will fold and morph itself to a shape of my liking - like a fairy tale trickster stealing memories and taking their mold - to lull me into compliance and loosen my coin purse.

Facebook sees me searching fitness equipment and injects my timeline with athletic wear ads. Reddit profiles the subreddits I follow and eagerly promotes a new coding bootcamp or cloud service at every turn. Google overhears me lamenting over my moving to-do list on voice call and fills in my “how much to tip movers” query before I’ve gotten the third word typed out.

Tumblr never even tried.

They could have. The information is there. The basic infrastructure, presumably, exists. Tumblr can recommend me tags based on tags I follow, blogs based on blogs I follow, even posts that for one reason or another may strike my fancy. Tumblr could be - SHOULD be - funneling this framework into advertising, as the only means that free-to-use social media platforms can turn a profit in our capitalistic hellscape.

They just don’t.

Today I saw an ad for treating Hyperhidrosis - a condition, I think, in which a person sweats too much - and I saw it twice, four posts apart, and it is so incredibly benignly impersonally ineptly untargeted toward me compared to all other pinpoint-aimed advertising that I’m endeared to it. Tumblr knows NOTHING about me. 8 years, 51,000 likes, and tumblr has not learned a THING about me.

Advertisements for a mattress? Shitty mobile game ads that don’t make even the slightest pretense at being anything other than a candy crush rip-off? Choose-your-own adventure games either about Royal Espionage or Choosing The Wrong Dress For Your Date with ZERO in-between.

And then this. This here. The culmination, the crown-jewel of tumblr’s nihilistic non-compliance with the state of social media advertising. Any pretense of capitalistic exchange is abandoned at the gas station by the side of the road. This is not a company. This is not a product. This is not anything that fulfills the contract of consumer and seller. 

THIS. THIS IS WHAT TUMBLR HAS TO OFFER INSTEAD.

“Pour vinegar on your bread, fuck you.”

“Put it in the garbage, fuck you.”

“Your wife says you’re a fucking dumbass, fuck you.”

That’s it. That’s the advertisement. You vinegar-breadless cuck. You virgin extraordinaire bereft of bread and garbage can. I am fucking your wife right now in our vinegar-soaked motel bed. She puffs a cigarette which I pulled from the trashcan and we both laugh heartily at her recounts of your immasculine ineptitude. I don’t want your money. I don’t want anything from you. Fuck you. 

Amazing. Amazing. What a state of things to ring in 2021. What a great platform we all collectively choose to be on.

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Nobody should have to experience googling their disorder for help and support and exclusively find articles about how neurotypical people can “deal with them”

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thinking about this always

Grian's head infamously resembles a cod head. Does this fact make Scarian a fish fucker ship or merely fish fucking-adjacent?

TLDR: No, actually. Grian came first. Cod look like Grian. Not the other way around. Cod attracted Fishfuckers are actually Grianfuckers.

For a longer answer, I actually opened up this debate on discord and.

In summary, no. Scar isn’t a fishfucker.

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Just in case anyone else was curious.

#us #literally our system #boobs on us though #theyre okay on others

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HI IK WE HAVEN'T POSTED IN A WHILE, BUT HERE'S SOMETHING PRELOR (🎧) AND I WROTE A WHILE BACK, I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT -KARL 🕰️ This is all from MC1s POV :] -🎧 He panicked now, knowing his usual path wasn’t clear. The streets of his town were confusing, winding roads that landed in random dead ends. He couldn’t be sure any of the paths he took were safe. He took a gamble, taking a right turn and sprinting forward down it. There was no wall at the end, which meant he’d gotten lucky, right?

Wrong. He stumbled as he slowed himself, almost falling forward. He stopped right at the edge, looking down. There was nothing but clouds below him. He knew if he had taken another step forward, he would’ve fallen right to his death. The poor Valarians never learned to fly. It was a skill only taught to the rich, meaning his wings were more for show than anything else.

He turned back, hoping he could still run back out of the alleyway. He found a group of men, barreling down towards him angrily. He was fucked. His death to his back, and jail in front of him.

He briefly considered jumping, and just hoping he could figure out flying, but waved that idea off quickly. He knew that’s how real birds learned to fly, but he also knew what happened if they didn’t figure it out. He was just about to accept his fate, letting his shoulders fall slack, when suddenly his feet were no longer touching the ground.

He watched the stunned faces of the men below him as he was lifted above the walls of the buildings that surrounded them. It took him a moment to realize he was flying. But his wings were flat against his back? How was he… He craned his neck behind him, finding a familiar face above him, wings flapping quickly to keep them off the ground, “[MC2]!? Don’t fucking drop me!” His fear set in suddenly, realizing if [MC2] let go, he was screwed.

[MC2] rolled his eyes, his hands underneath [MC1]'s arms as he flew them to safety, “Jesus, I know what I’m doing, [MC1]! Just relax.” He seemed to be flying with intent, a specific location in mind.

#writing #endo safe #pro endo #anti endo dni #dsmp #guys i swear this is dsmp #we just dont know who to make mc1 and mc2 #bad at tags

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since no one responding to this apparently knows the meaning of gaslighting... Gaslighting . Noun "psychological manipulation of a person usually over an extended period of time that causes the victim to question the validity of their own thoughts, perception of reality, or memories and typically leads to confusion, loss of confidence and self-esteem, uncertainty of one's emotional or mental stability, and a dependency on the perpetrator" Convincing someone that they aren't real, and that their system is fake, purely because you've decided so is, by definition, gaslighting. Stop trying to play down what you're doing by saying "Oh, but to gaslight someone you have to have a position of power over them!!" because you don't. Sysmeds are gaslighting endogenic systems. Point blank, period.

i feel like we dont talk about the fact that sysmeds are not only calling people liars they are… basically denying the fact that certain people exist. like sure im traumagenic but i definitely do not fit the definition of many sysmeds’ version of plurality ( i dont identify w did or osdd, my system formed when i was like 12ish, ect.)

they are saying that the people who have been here with me and supported me since i was a child are fake. they are saying all of the beautiful and unique people i am dating in my girlfriend’s system are a figment of someone’s imagination. that we are imagining them, lying about them. am i the only one who thinks thats deeply fucked up? isnt that a form of gaslighting??? thats so fucked up!!!