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"what!? you got a warning? for jumping and things?" "for coming in too hot"

#he came in hot 😳 they got fifteen inches 🫢 #linus ullmark #jeremy swayman #bruins

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#understandable juuse is very cute #juuse saros #preds

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Girard walking in before game 3 carry his *checks notes* emotional support 2 x 4??? 😂

4.26.2024 | COL v WPG | Round 1, Game 3

#?? #i mean whatever makes la tornade spin #samuel girard #avs

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Yeah i love trains

#avs lb #choo choo

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The nashville catfish one is kinda cute. Gross, but cute

Okay this is a nitpick but you guys know that "love makes you do stupid things" playoffs commercial? Why does the avs fans couple break up?? If the whole superstition is that avs only win when they are watching the game while being apart, it won't work that you are both in the arena just with different people???

#caw caw

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Okay this is a nitpick but you guys know that "love makes you do stupid things" playoffs commercial? Why does the avs fans couple break up?? If the whole superstition is that avs only win when they are watching the game while being apart, it won't work that you are both in the arena just with different people???

#avs lb #kinda? sorry guys it's the sunday nonsense hours #caw caw

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pasta a la erik karlsson

THE INGREDIENTS: pasta. alfredo. meat sauce. raw (red) onion. hot sauce (cholula, judging by the video). ketchup (heinz, i think?). a little salt and pepper.

THE RECIPE: boil pasta, chop the onion, serve with all sauces. eat and not die.

hi my name is emily and welcome to jackass

instead of liveblogging this process, i'm just going to add my thoughts to one big post to make it cleaner <3

6:48 pm: the pasta is boiling. i keep looking over at the Pile of Sauces and giggling. i have whispered "what the fuck" to myself a few times now. i'm cooking the whole box, because we're all having spaghetti tonight, but i'm the only one brave enough to try... This

6:54 pm: erik did not mention this as part of the meal but i poured myself a glass of rose. the onion has been chopped. i tried to get them chunky to match the video but that's like too much man, at least have your onions DICED why are they in CHUNKS ERIK

7:05 pm: writing these time stamps i'm realizing i'm a slow cooker because i keep getting distracted by my playlist (rn it's rebel rebel by david bowie). i am starting the alfredo sauce and it's sinking in that i'm about to actually. eat this. like a few bites, there's no way i'm eating this whole plate (this is NOT foreshadowing)

7:07 pm: i almost panicked because i didn't think i had enough milk for the alfredo but surprise, i had EXACTLY enough. this is a good omen.

7:15 pm: everything is done, i am just waiting for the meat sauce to warm up. i'm still whispering "what the fuck to myself".

7:21 pm: it's time. to assemble.

i grabbed a small plate, but i'm realizing. maybe i should have grabbed less. this is revolting. and i'm not even done adding things

added and mixed. i'm laughing. erik eats this. before every game? it overwhelmingly smells like cholula which is fine but oh my god. oh my god? no. no. this poor man's stomach. oh my god

7:30 pm: i've put it off. it's time to take a bite

IT'S JUST. IT'S JUST A LOT OKAY. THIS IS A LOT OF FLAVOR AND NONE OF IT REALLY GOES TOGETHER? it's like way too acidic. biting into a red onion is a terrible surprise. it's too saucy and it doesn't feel Good in my stomach, like i have taken two bites and it's settled so heavily already. okay no three bites. it's... it's just upsetting. this is an upsetting experience. what the fuck is wrong with you erik karlsson. you eat this and then you go and play professional hockey?

FOUR BITES IN AND IT DOES NOT GET BETTER. why does he do this to himself like can we send someone to check on him fr i am genuinely concerned about this man like i made this meal for the bit but he willingly does this to himself?????? 82 games a season???????

IN CONCLUSION: i managed five (5) bites. they were all bad. don't make this. someone arrest erik karlsson immediately i am so serious.

#🫡🫡 #erik karlsson #built different (definitely wrong) #pens

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Okay Altitude postgame and Moser saying they won't replay the end game scrum and Dillon injury, I have to assume it looked nasty. Hate to see something like that happen

#avs lb #players getting stepped on during scrums is something i regularly worry about :/

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Casey's first ever home playoff game and he's the first star 🥹

#avs lb

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Keep playing the puck mr buyck, it's a totally safe and fun activity for a goalie to do 👀

#avs lb

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his fuckass mullet means so much to me

#mtn dew really looks like he's going through it #brandon duhaime #avs

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#eat your greens kids 🥬🥬 #cale makar #avs

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The fact that Georgiev is clearly in this picture but Rosco is crowding him so much in that hug you can barely see him truly warms my heart. 🥺💙

#the goalie mask is specifically to stop rosco from kissing with tongue #alexandar georgiev #ross colton #avs

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#the glove being the size of his head.. #mikko rantanen #artturi lehkonen #avs

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How did he just materialise there??

#avs lb #one (1) josh crime forgiven

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UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LEHKY!!

#avs lb #also mikko who was first in the celly 👀 #do you think nate is jealous he doesn't have his sweetheart there

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To average things out next game is definitely going to be a 2-1 3OT thriller

#avs lb #don't quote me on that but i got a feeling