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she arnold on my rimmer til i ace

#yeah I'll reblog that

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post this rimmer

#posting this rimmer #gifs you can hear

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quick one I did last night of Rimmer looking cunty in The Last Day

#he really said 💅

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Red Dwarf // S04E02: DNA

#so stupid lmao

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Arnold Rimmer from Red Dwarf?

Please reblog for a larger sample size.

#15%.... wishful thinking love

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when peepaw commits holocide😍😍

i love putting bows on him sorry gang

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old man lister with gay lil scarf save me

#old man lister with gay lil scarf and smiley face badges save me

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so, does anyone else feel sick about the fact that, in the books, Rimmer spends as much of his free time as possible in stasis (he literally spends a year's worth of time in stasis, over the course of five years), and that, officially, stasis booths are only ever used for penal reasons? does anyone else feel sick about the implications that Rimmer has been voluntarily punishing himself for five years straight?

#he doesn't think about it like that. he feels superior bc he thinks he's taking advantage of something that no one else has figured out #but it is a punishment. and rimmer not realising that or just ignoring it says a lot about his self destructive nature #it's almost like a form of self harm. he's missing out on life by obsessing over this harmful habit #for all we know stasis booths are rarely used because they are actually harmful if used repeatedly #maybe he is an addict and rationalised his use by telling himself the benefit was it made him younger? #idk man

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#he gets me

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Out of Touch Kochanski Thursday

Full version on YouTube

#happy anzac day out of touch kochanski thursday

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wish it was in more than one episode 💔

#coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just bad

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I’m thinking of some scenarios for fanfic purposes and wanted to see the general view on this.

*“alternate version” as in: they were either an actual other version of him or just one he thought he was for a bit.

** as in: it made him question an aspect about himself such as his morality.

I’m planning to include a bit about each of these characters, but I’m not sure which order to put them into the fic, if that makes sense?

[Edit: spelling error. I meant “worst” not “worse” but I can’t change that because it’s part of the poll.]

#ok my take on this is fairly simple #*commences essay* #doyle was a construction by the squid to make him feel so awful he'd kill himself. it was not a comment on the evil within #doyle actually infers lister's high sense of morality. that he is so disgusted by him means he has an inherent goodness #same thing with the lows. I've talked about this before but basically... #... they are constructs manifested by what each character deep down hates the most about themselves #lister is ashamed of his (normal) perversions and tendency to act out. with a potential to be capable of torture #both these characters are real in the sense that every version we see exists in their own alternate universe bc that's the established logi #but at the end of the day they aren't real. and I don't think lister considers them to be a true reflection of himself #Out of Time however? #that version of lister is not a construct. he is a possible future. a possible future stemming from HIM as he was in that episode #that brain in a jar with the dreadlocks tied to it is a tangible real reflection of lister's potential for evil #I think that's the kind of thing that stays with you

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was describing a scene from series 10 to my girlfriend over the phone and when I mentioned Lister and Rimmer's sleeping quarters she suddenly asked "why have they not got a double bed yet"

#I meannnnn technically a bunkbed is a double bed #when you really think about it

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#red dwarf #posted 11 years ago!! #so y'all might've seen it already but I never have so I'm sharing it

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Coping with life is hard, time to draw cats

Bonus behind the cut:

#am I the only one that sees lister and frankie

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Sarah Michelle Gellar Vs. Hattie Hayridge

Propaganda

Sarah Michelle Gellar - (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) - No text propaganda

Hattie Hayridge - (Red Dwarf, Lexx, Jonathan Creek) - I'm nominating her for her performance as Holly in comedy sci-fi "Red Dwarf" in the late 80s and early 90s. Holly is the title spaceship's computer, but Hattie's performance is extremely human. She's not there to be sexy, she just is, along with being scatty, well-meaning and just as likely to get the crew into trouble as out of it. Her swansong comes in an episode frequently voted the best ever where she saves the hallucinating crew from killing themselves. We see her versatility as she plays several different versions of her character, including an alternate version who's human and casually seduces a heroic pilot. And finally, she's just damn funny. The actress is also wonderful with fans, going out of her way to spend time with them at conventions even when she's not being paid. I've been on the same dancefloor as her so I know this from personal experience.

Master Poll List of the Hot Vintage TV Ladies Bracket

Additional propaganda below the cut

Hattie Hayridge:

Red Dwarf - White Hole: Genius Holly & Talkie Toaster

#another red dwarf lady against a buffy lady? what is this lineup

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for some reason the only red dwarf fic of my many wips I can say is "finished" is the saddest most depressing oneshot about kryten.

bit left field

#thinking about posting it but idk we'll see #one day I will complete something silly and fluffy but I'm not there yet