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Anyone wanna keep me company while I just.. exist?

#steve speaks

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not fossil😭😭 steve- i love your sense of humour <33

I'm glad that it doesn't seem to be lost among everyone.

#deanscherry

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Hi there! I’m Em 👋🏻☺️ Just wanted to stop by and say thanks for the follow 🥰 I love your blog aesthetic/theme!

Thank you for stopping by, Em. Is that short for something? 

#upcloseandchaotic

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Nap? Other things if I may ask. On a short vacation busy seeing people. Oh my name is Dani nice to meet you Steve

Great to meet you, Dani. 

I may actually head to bed soon. 

#animnerd

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It's a bit.. too quiet. But places like bars, I do agree, are too loud. I guess I'm just trying to find a good balance.

Hi there, Steve! Friendly neighborhood fossil, hmm? I like it!

@hevans-angel

It took me way too long to come up with the name...

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This anon's brain...

u should eat 500 poppy seeds for a celebration

stick em on a lemon muffin

this is a very specific idea anon

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Nice to meet you, Leah.

So do you think if I go into a romantic relationship like "Oooooh, future heartbreak. Yummy." That they'll think twice before wrecking my shit? Or do you think I'm the same amount of screwed?

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Not enough sleep? Busy today but good

Definitely not enough sleep, among other things.. What's got your day so busy, love?

#animnerd #I am Steve Rogers

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I like to call that conundrum 'The Great Unknowable End."

So do you think if I go into a romantic relationship like "Oooooh, future heartbreak. Yummy." That they'll think twice before wrecking my shit? Or do you think I'm the same amount of screwed?

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No reason in particular... I guess you could say I'm retired? Going out to meet people at bars is kind of scary nowadays.

Hi there, Steve! Friendly neighborhood fossil, hmm? I like it!

@hevans-angel

It took me way too long to come up with the name...

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hi!! is this account ddlg/little friendly?

It’s not something I know a lot about, but if you’re willing to educate me I can try to be of service.

#I am Steve Rogers #Anonymous

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How are you doing?

I’m a bit exhausted, but that’s sort of my fault. How has your day been? 

#I am Steve Rogers #animnerd

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Hi steve!

Hey there, love.

#I am Steve Rogers

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Hi there, Steve! Friendly neighborhood fossil, hmm? I like it!

@hevans-angel

It took me way too long to come up with the name...

#I am Steve Rogers

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(Are you a nonnie? You don't have a post yet, but I saw you followed me so I'm just making sure 😅)

I am a nonnie!

#anon

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*Welcome to the chaos*

If it’s isn’t obvious, this is a roleplay account for everyone’s favorite star spangled himbo.

Just wanted to get some rules and info out of the way so this account runs smoothly.

- 18+ is a requirement. No minors allowed, and yes, that even applies to sfw interactions. Mod is 20+. No exceptions. If you would like to interact please have your age in your bio or let me know your age if you ask things on anon.

- While I don’t mind and actually enjoy sexual and NSFW interactions, I’m not here to strictly be your source of sexual release. I enjoy role playing a lot, and that includes relationships building. I’m totally fine with you wanting to get dicked down, but please take Steve out for dinner first??? I will not reply to overtly sexual messages if we’ve literally never interacted before. Sorry.

- Tell me what you are and aren’t comfortable with if you’re in for the long term rp. I don’t want to make people uncomfortable accidentally and trigger them. Personally I don’t have any major triggers but if you have any questions about specific kinks or plot points please ask. The worst I can do is say no.

- I’m not here to get involved in your drama with Sarah, or Rachel, or Drew, or Brad. I literally do not care and will not take sides on an issue unless someone is being overtly racist, homophobic or whatever else. Just please don’t involve me in the petty shit.

- I am a human and I will not be here all day every day. I work full time and my work takes up most of my time. If I don’t reply to you right away it’s because I’m at work or just not interested in being Steve at the moment. Please be respectful of my time. If I don’t think you are I have the right to not interact with you or block you if I feel harassed (don’t be that person).

- If you would like to interact on anon please assign yourself an emoji and be sure to tell me your name, age and what pronouns you go by.

- Any other questions? Feel free to drop my an ask or message me directly. I promise I’m not a jerk, I just really wanted this info section to be taken seriously. Some people on here are whack.

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#Steve Rogers role play #Steve Rogers anon #Steve Rogers nonnie #Steve Rogers rp