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fuckbeinghuman · 11 days
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oh wow its almost like this account is used for otherkin content! wow i couldnt fucking notice the obvious fucking HUMAN BODY IM IN that i look and care for every day! its almost like i fucking know that, dumbass!
also, i don't have to pay taxes yet, idiot. :)
being human sucks what if i wanna bark bark ruff awoooo ? what then? what if i dont wanna pay taxes? im just a dog you cant make me pay taxes!!!
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fuckbeinghuman · 11 days
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being human is so STUPID !! i dont wanna learn about photosynthesis and economics i wanna hunt and run around in the forest and reject my human identity thatd be so epic
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fuckbeinghuman · 12 days
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gonna bite the entirety of the irs whatre they gonna do if i eated all the taxes
being human sucks what if i wanna bark bark ruff awoooo ? what then? what if i dont wanna pay taxes? im just a dog you cant make me pay taxes!!!
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fuckbeinghuman · 12 days
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being human sucks what if i wanna bark bark ruff awoooo ? what then? what if i dont wanna pay taxes? im just a dog you cant make me pay taxes!!!
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fuckbeinghuman · 1 month
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embracing my true self (laying down on my stomach in my little nest, tail wagging behind me because i'm just an eepy little pup)
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fuckbeinghuman · 1 month
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the nonhuman creatures love me on tumblr dot com...........and i love em too !
ill feed you guys more of my nonhuman stupidity soon sorry for my death (<- literally undeadkin)
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fuckbeinghuman · 1 month
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wagging my tail sm talking to my friends that i get worried that it's real and that i'll knock something over bc i love em all sm . straight up forgetting i'm human bc i'm so happy
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fuckbeinghuman · 1 month
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i NEED to bite something so bad ghrghrghrghghghhghg rhahhhhh ineed to bite and chew and gnaw and growl !!!nobody gets it like this is NECESSITIES!!! theres a reason im a FERAL canine i need to be MUZZLED i WILL bite people and everything!!
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fuckbeinghuman · 1 month
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im gonna sue the government n shit i guess🤷🤷🤷
"you're not a dog! you're delusional, you're human!!" erhmm says who? do you have access to my camera? what says i'm not just a mutt typing with his paws? hmmm???
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fuckbeinghuman · 1 month
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the government has officially released pictures of me while online holy shit!! is that legal
"you're not a dog! you're delusional, you're human!!" erhmm says who? do you have access to my camera? what says i'm not just a mutt typing with his paws? hmmm???
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fuckbeinghuman · 1 month
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intro post because hell yeah
hii i'm apollo, and i'm a silly little therian guy here in your electronical device :3c
names ; apollo, riley, tiger, claw prns ; he/it/growl/bite/paw/mutt/gore/rot therio/kintypes ; caninekin (german shepherd, questioning siberian husky), undeadkin, tigerkin, wingkin, fictionkin, questioning more genders/identities ; zombgoremuttic, canineeic, caninegender, humanthing
[wip] tags: [kintype] thoughts ; for organizing kin posts
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fuckbeinghuman · 1 month
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"you're not a dog! you're delusional, you're human!!" erhmm says who? do you have access to my camera? what says i'm not just a mutt typing with his paws? hmmm???
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