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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i'm about to commit acts of great evil doesn't mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all

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Those who protest against Israel's genocide are punished for antisemitism.

But for some strange reason, authorities have never cracked down on antisemitism any other time. Any other time, antisemitism is considered free speech.

It's almost as if they know damn well that protesting against Israel is not antisemitism.

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reasons why the love triangle in challengers serves cunt:

it’s a real triangle

the hate and love and lust volley between the three of them the whole time at dizzying speeds.

sexual tension is so insanely off the charts you can feel it in your mouth

zendaya

each of them is deeply jealous of the other two, in ways personal or professional or both. tashi had her career cut short before its prime. while patrick and art are still known as tennis players she will never be. art’s whole life is an exercise in repression and he knows he’ll never have that chaotic, prodigal spark that tashi and patrick share. patrick’s ex best friend and ex girlfriend got married and rich together while he’s sleeping in his car. they’re all longing for what the others have.

ZENDAYA

tennis as sex my beloved

in an early sceenplay, when art and tashi hook up for the first time, he doesn’t get hard until she coaches him while jerking him off. in the movie, patrick tells the story of how he taught art how to masterbate for the first time. haters will say you can’t have cinematic parallels with a scene that was never technically filmed but they haven’t watched the version of this movie in my head

did i mention zendaya is there?!?!

#THE GUM THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #challengers

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tf do you mean no one reblogs on tumblr anymore what part of tumblr are you on

#lotte.txt

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No none of the above this is for the wine enjoyers

#i picked white medium #shoutout theresa caputo #no but actually yeah my ideal wine is an every-so-slightly-dry but bright+crisp chardonnay #i typically don’t like red except paired with certain foods #and rose is good when it’s the vibe but so often it’s just not the vibe

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challengers 🤝 whiplash: movies about the intersection of achievement, potential, and desire. about the absolutely intimacy of being seen for what you are, being wanted. the magic of performing at the top of your game, shining and beautiful and powerful, knowing it was only possible because you were painstakingly molded into the shape you are now. heavy breathing and sweat and blood. fucking awesome

#patrick is in love with art. art is in love with tashi. and tashi is in love with tennis. which is love. and sex. btw #<-PREV NO YOU GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #challengers

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omfg are we seriously having discourse over who the “worst” person in challengers is -_- over whether tashi is a “bad” person?? it doesn’t MATTER the movie isn’t operating in a framework of good/bad the question is who BRINGS IT and who WINS and the answer is everyone in the end. the only “bad” that means anything in challengers is being a half-hearted competitor

#lotte.txt

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challengers 🤝 whiplash: movies about the intersection of achievement, potential, and desire. about the absolutely intimacy of being seen for what you are, being wanted. the magic of performing at the top of your game, shining and beautiful and powerful, knowing it was only possible because you were painstakingly molded into the shape you are now. heavy breathing and sweat and blood. fucking awesome

#EXACTLY EXACTLYYYYYYY EXACTLYYY #I WAS SAYING THIS LAST NIGHT!!!!!! #a dominating figure who is INSANE about their craft and if you want to enter their magnetic orbit you need to get insane too #challengers

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reasons why the love triangle in challengers serves cunt:

it’s a real triangle

the hate and love and lust volley between the three of them the whole time at dizzying speeds.

sexual tension is so insanely off the charts you can feel it in your mouth

zendaya

each of them is deeply jealous of the other two, in ways personal or professional or both. tashi had her career cut short before its prime. while patrick and art are still known as tennis players she will never be. art’s whole life is an exercise in repression and he knows he’ll never have that chaotic, prodigal spark that tashi and patrick share. patrick’s ex best friend and ex girlfriend got married and rich together while he’s sleeping in his car. they’re all longing for what the others have.

ZENDAYA

tennis as sex my beloved

in an early sceenplay, when art and tashi hook up for the first time, he doesn’t get hard until she coaches him while jerking him off. in the movie, patrick tells the story of how he taught art how to masterbate for the first time. haters will say you can’t have cinematic parallels with a scene that was never technically filmed but they haven’t watched the version of this movie in my head

did i mention zendaya is there?!?!

#YEAH!!! YEAH!!!!!!! #challengers

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i wonder how someone from 2011 would react if you told them the best horniest most batshit films of 2024 would star kristen stewart and zendaya

#lotte.txt #they’d probably say something misogynistic about kristen stewart

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@seedoftiffany

Jennifer Tilly, 1992

#her :) #jennifer tilly

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it’s one match. it’s about one match, metaphorically and literally. so okay it’s about “two matches” the literal challenger in new rochelle and the perpetual metaphorical “match” involving tashi art and patrick. and with everything revealed about the “match” the Match becomes heavier. AND IT’S HOT. IT’S SO HOT

#lotte.txt #it’s about kayfabe. the movie is about kayfabe. do you get it #the movie is about kayfabe and sex and power and competition and making your boyfriends who are also boyfriends kiss each other #okay is the movie ABOUT kayfabe? not really. but also it is. this is all Sports Entertainment #challengers

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i spent the last half hour since i saw challengers yelling with everyone who saw it with me about how fucking good it is

#lotte.txt #WHEN HE PUTS THE BALL IN RHE RACKET INTHE #AND YOU KNOW HES GONNA DO IT AND THEY *EDGE* YOU THEYRE *EDGING* YOU

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TENNIS IS SEX. TENNIS IS SEX

#lotte.txt

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going to see challengers yayyyyy horny tennis movie ^_^

#lotte.txt #me #i have extremely high hopes for this movie i really hope it lives up to them 😰

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#he eated it 😮 #cat