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[futurewife]

#spicyvenus #f/o:adrian

[futurewife]

daily affirmation "my f/os are so glad I was born"!! (OF COURSE THEY ARE! Can u imagine if they didnt have u?? they certainly can't!)

#this post brought to u by me and @cringeandcats 💞 #selfshipping #selfship #selfship positivity

[futurewife]

got my red led lamp in the dark and faith the cure album on

#gothmaxxing #ok what happened to my black bleeding taper candles...

[futurewife]

I have to fuck first dying a virgin would be an intolerable final embarrassment and humilation to my pathetic losergirl faildaughter existence. they would be at my funeral like "lmfaooo.... she was obsessed with men as her sole hobby yet she never hit 😂😂😂" I CANT HAVE THAT!!!!!!

#congratulating myself for doing corny vent art instead of sh a win is a win... I see you trying futurewife #tw self harm #also i got tickets to see 35mm ghost in the shell in sept #hahahah

[futurewife]

That little hum that your f/o does when you're cuddling and you pet their hair or back or hold their hand or kiss their forehead is basically their equivalent to a purr and I think that's cute

[futurewife]

no more astrology, no more hogwarts houses, no more mbti. we now openly and publicly demand people say whether theyd be an alpha, beta, or omega

#im an omega but low key embarrassed about it #and tell everyone im a beta but the truth comes out eventually #omegaverse #SORRYYYYY LOL

[futurewife]

So glad Google knew exactly what image I was looking for when I typed ohhh cums and dies into the search bar

[futurewife]

get the two pack and just put the other guy in a local sandbox for optimal dune play

True I'm picturing me driving past and throwing him out of the car window into the sandbox 😂😂GOODBYE!!!!!!

#OPTIMAL DUNE PLAY

[futurewife]

#SAILOR MOON????? #and maybe a little later on fruits basket

[futurewife]

One of the best tropes ever created was a grumpy old man whose has a few special skills accidentally adopts a child, and they are stuck together forever

#yeppp.... cable too

[futurewife]

Thank you to @sleepnoises for making the original poll & for giving us the idea to to this :)

Sorry if we couldn’t get your favorite on here, we were limited to only 12 options (11 if you don’t include the “other” option).

#MADOKA MAGICAAAA #cable ur my homura akemi fr

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im sayingggg

#this guy gets it #the xmen shenanigans.... #xmen general

[futurewife]

the "i definitely do NOT have feelings for them in any way shape or form" while obviously crushing on them trope might be cliché to you. it's about being doomed from the start, the desperate denial of the starved self, the tragic inevitably of love to me tho

#'the desperate denial of the starved self..........' #loveeee #f/o:cable #f/o:gurney #fave

[futurewife]

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

#f/o:adrian

[futurewife]

when doms go “yeah?” or any variation of that. you agree. reblog.

[futurewife]

your fave taking their time with you, taking small nips of your skin, tracing your curves with their fingertips, ears finely tuned to the way you moan and sigh, making maps of your erogenous zones to revisit later.

an explorer, acquainting themselves with the peaks and valleys of your body; a composer, orchestrating your pleasure; a lover, at your service and entirely devoted to you.

#spicyvenus