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It was 9:55 AM and she was supposed to meet Feferi at 10. Sure, Jade lived right next door to the female troll so getting there on time wasn’t the issue-- It was finding her god forsaken shoe. Jade huffed in frustration  as she upturned the couch, her bed and even the potted plants that littered her and John’s apartment. She limped around in a single tennis shoe, tucking her hair behind her ear. How hard was it to find where a damned shoe was? Jade bit her lip, her eyes -thankfully- wandering to a familiar patter buried underneath the pile she made while looking for it. 

Laughing at herself, she checked the time. 10:01. Hurriedly slipping it on, Jade grabbed her purse and keys and ran out the door, only to walk less than 10 feet to the next apartment. With a smile and a knock to the wood, she waited with a rock of her feet. She was sure that Feferi was almost begging to leave the dump Karkat and Gamzee called home. She was only in there once and she was sure the entire place was a bio-hazard. 

#caffeiniccarbuncle #ic

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oh shut up karkat you know you loved it  (even if you constantly asked for spoilers and got angry when i finally gave in and told them to you)  and if you think that season was bad i can’t wait until you watch the others!!  heheh

I HATE JADE HARELY. IF A JADE HARLEY EVER COMES UP TO YOU AND SUGGESTS YOU WATCH A CERTAIN SHOW THAT HAS CAUGHT HER INTERESTS AND SHE THINKS YOU’D JUST LOVE IT, SIMPLY ADORE IT, YOU GET YOUR ASS FAR AWAY FROM HER, DIG NAILS INTO YOUR EARS AND DON’T LISTEN TO WHATEVER SHE HAS TO SAY. BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO DRAG YOU DOWN, SHE WANTS TO REDUCE YOU INTO A SOBBING, CRIPPLED MESS, LEAVE YOU QUESTIONING YOUR LIFE AND YOUR CHOICES, AND WISHING YOU HAD NEVER TYPED UP THE CURSED TITLE SHE PRESENTED TO YOU.

FUCK YOU JADE. JUST FUCK YOU. 

#it was really your fault for actually trusting me though #have you learned nothing about me

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oh you know i love you anyways 

Oof, right in the heart cavity.

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you guys are really big nerds :/

#talking to you dave and rose

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Fluffy Bunny Sea Slugs

by Landess Kearns

Photos of this cartoonish sea slug have recently taken the Japanese Twitterverse by storm, which makes sense considering the Japanese have an intense adoration for all things cute. (Japan is the homeland of Hello Kitty, after all.) 

Equipped with two tiny “ears” and a fluffy “tail,” it’s no wonder people are comparing the slug to rabbits, cats, and Pokémon. But the “bunny ears” atop the slug’s body are actually rhinophores, which allow the animal to process scents.

Jorunna parva can be found in waters around Japan and in other parts of the Pacific, surely warming the hearts of the lucky divers who stumble upon them.Looks like it’s time to get that scuba certification…

(read more: Huffington Post)

#science things

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don’t ruin my happiness dave strider  i know where you live 

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now its a bed fitting for you 

consider it done

#yes but my memory can't be broken

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dave said i was cool  tell everyone!!

#i always knew i was #now i have proof

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not until you paint some sick shades on the front of it

you can start by taking back that rude business about my carefully chosen interior decor

#that's going on the record dave strider #you think i'm cool

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will do! wear your walking shoes because it will be an all day thing

–Exs) (ellent! Be outside t) (e apartment at 10 and we’ll go!

#girls day!!

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geez sorry i said anything to ruin my cred of cool by the ever cool dave strider  what can i ever do to gain it back 

hahaha what no who the hell do you think youre talking to i was making fun of rose before she could embarrass herself and do it for me might have to revoke that cred i just deemed you worthy of

#i'm not worried about it though #i'm still cool regardless #:)

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are you  doubting yourself right now? or is that just you messing around because honestly i can’t tell with you 

youre so right i cant believe i didnt see it before maybe this whole irony shtick is just me acting out after growing up living with my negligible caretaker that i idolized and is ultimately a result of me trying to follow in his footsteps i guess you could say i just cant keep up with his stride

#will we have to call you dave lalonde now

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(i’ll totally pay for my stuff)  well if anything just small things! anything is better than what we have right now 

My car’s not T) (AT big. T) (oug) ( we could get a van to deliver t) (e stuff. (also i ) (ope you’re paying for t) (at stuff.)

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dave that’s really lame :/  you’re so lame  it’s not even ironic to have a race car bed

my race car bed is hells of ill harley  this might be on a level of irony that you couldnt even begin to fully appreciate

#if i was #then i would have learned from the best

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does dave have a race car bed?? i feel he has a race car bed to show how UNCOOL he really is  i bet it’s red with painted on shades 

#strideontime

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i also really need to get more furniture because john really sucks at decorating a house :/ 

Well, maybe you could ) (elp wit) ( picking out some new curtains and some beds) (eets.

) (mm, mig) (t get some cider too.

#hes a nightmare #mixmatched everything #and kiddy couches

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can i tag along??  field trip to ikea!!! 

Ug) (, t) (ere is so muc) ( scraps everyw) (ere…. Is t) (at mould on t) (e curtains?????? >380