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"if you're asexual then why do you keep making sex jokes?" oh i don't know... maybe because sex is a joke to me..?

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Me at work pretending the onions are making me cry and not the absolute state of my life

#send help #meme #memes #dank memes #funny memes #i wish for death #lol memes

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Love waiting like a month for a doctors appointment about mental health, yeah don't worry guys I'll just stop being insane till then.

#kill me #send help #i wish for death #death when #i wish i was dead #i wish i was joking #i want die #im slowly going insane #im slightly drunk

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Seems like a nice place for me too sit

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Bold of you to assume this generation will have children

I do believe if we put in the work the next generation can be at least 50% bisexual

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I wish someone would look at me the way Pedro Pascal looks at Mark Buffalo

Pedro Pascal and Mark Ruffalo at the star ceremony where Willem Dafoe is honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (January 8, 2024)

#im alone #pedro pascal #mark ruffalo

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You would not believe your eyes, You would not believe your eyes, You would not believe your eyes, You would not believe your eyes, You would not believe your eyes, You would not believe your eyes, You would not believe your eyes, You would not believe your eyes, You would not believe your eyes, You would not believe your eyes, You would not believe your eyes, You would not believe your eyes, You would not believe your eyes, You would not believe your eyes, You would not believe your eyes, You would not believe your eyes, You would not believe your eyes, You would not believe your eyes, You would not believe your eyes, You would not believe your eyes

This has overtaken my brain for several weeeeks

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Doctors: so how you feeling lately

Me: I'm good

My brain:

#meme #memes #send help #i wish for death #lol memes #funny memes #dank memes #memesdaily

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Well well well like month old me looks like we won't be going to that graduation we've been ✨removed✨ rip uni life

Contemplating dropping out of university cuz I don't want to do the graduation like why do I have to go shake some old persons hand can't you just post it too me or something

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Contemplating dropping out of university cuz I don't want to do the graduation like why do I have to go shake some old persons hand can't you just post it too me or something

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YEET

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Bro

you're an older sibling ?? and what for ??? your younger sibling becoming taller than you ????

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@allusive-minx

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Health is for the weak I'm speed running life

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You would be correct, I can't read, but I am ✨dyslexic✨