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are you the gay who can drive or the gay who can cook

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Eddie: I've always been a little anxious

Eddie: Then I died

Eddie: Which did not calm me down

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Bill: It was my idea, I should be the one to risk my life for this plan

Mike: No, we can't lose you! I will go instead

Bev: Guys, guys, you're both too valuable to risk. It should be someone expendable, like Richie

Richie: EXCUSE ME-

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Stan: We are screwed

Mike: Hey, no, I don’t want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you upbeat

Stan *with a mocking smile*: We’re screwed!

Mike: There you go

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Bev & Stan: *Fighting*

Stan: That’s a lot of confidence for someone wearing last year’s espadrilles

Bev: *Backs up into Greta*

Greta: Hey! Watch where you’re going clearance section

Bev: Excuse me?

Greta: Oh, could you not hear me over your loud-ass outfit?

Stan: Whoa! You throwing stones with those extensions? You look like you get your hair done at the mall

Bev: In the parking lot

Stan: You show your hairdresser a picture of Beetlejuice and go, “Do that”?

Bev: Yeah, how many black eyes did Beetlejuice have again? Was it one or two?

Stan: I forget

Bev: Let’s say two

Stan: Let’s say two

Greta: *Runs away*

Stan: …We still got it

Bev: Ha! Yeah we do

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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

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SWEET TOOTH SEASON 3 AND A NEW IMAGINE DRAGONS ALBUM???? BOTH IN JUNE???

#ghostlychats

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GUYS IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO PUT APP ICONS/PHOTOS AS THE APP ICONS PLEASE TELL ME WHAT U USED BECAUSE I CANT FIGURE OUT WHAT I USED TO USEEEE

#my post #and i need an answer omggg

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sorry im just a girl who loves his friends 🫶

#ghostlychats

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Can you tell who’s who 🩶

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working on this instead of finishing my other 91782481730 wips. ft. Will's s5 curly bowlcut

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wait for soulmate aus where everything u write on urself appears on ur soulmate, do they get washed off at the same time or am i kinda stupid?

#ghostlychats #soulmates #soulmate au

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i cant be the only one who thinks musicals should have more dancing... right?

#ghostlychats #musicals

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obsessed with characters who were written for one another. like, what do you mean the reason for my existence is to be by your side? what do you mean our divine purpose is to belong to one another, for better or worse?

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I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

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Love how Will in s4 just constantly looked SO done with everyone's shit

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.