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"Wanna hang out?"

"Depends if you are doing something actually fun?": Sagittarius, Aries, Cancer, Leo

"Sure if there is food and you pay": Gemini, Libra, Virgo, Scorpio

"Nah, I have 4 seasons of my show to watch and 3 days of tumblr to look through": Aquarius, Capricorn, Pisces, Taurus

#pisces

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I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now..

#very punny

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Teddy Lupin: So where did you get sorted?

James Potter: Gryffindor

Teddy Lupin: What? Are you serious?

James Potter: Sirius is my middle name

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Fart

#me

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Harry: Albus Severus Potter, you were named after the two bravest men I ever knew

James, Remus, Sirius, Ron, Hagrid, Fred, George, Bill, Charlie, Arthur, Mad-Eye, Kingsley, Dean, Seamus, and Neville (collectively): Ok. That sounds fake but ok.

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welcome to hogwarts before u take ur seats u must be sorted into your houses. there’s 🌈✨ gryffindor :) :) 😊😍👌👍💃 hufflepuff :) :P 🌈✨❇🌻 ravenclaw :)👍✔💃🎉🎊 and… 🚨🚨🚨 [thunder strike] 🔥🔥🔥 [glass shattering] 🚫🚫⚠⚠⚠ [the floor shakes] 🚧🚧🚧 [blood oozes from the walls] 🚧⛔⛔⛔ [the devil screams]… 🚧⚠🔥💀 s l y t h e r i n 💀🔥⛔ 🙈🙉🙊🙅😭 [baby cries]

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That time when Spain didn't exist

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mom: you need to learn how to cook for yourself

me:

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happy september 1st!

#when will i stop being bitter about not going to hogwarts

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I’m crying

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why did i make this

#haha yes