i'm like a stray dog in a lot of ways but i will not elaborate on that
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if anyone finds out when this permanent feeling of fear goes away please let me know
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BODY HAIR, LET'S ALL HEAR IT FOR BODY HAIR 🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊
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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*
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i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend
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quick brush test with haley before bed:)
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tradgedy enjoyers when you look into the eyes of your worst enemy and can only see yourself
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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.
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For those who might not know; good. you don't want to.
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this may be the greatest thing in history, or at least this month
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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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