greenpitbullzombie

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Every time I go to the kitchen for dinner, I'm like mannnn I don't wanna cook. Then I start pulling stuff out of the fridge and just keep going like oh We Cookin.

Every single time.

#🙄 #anyways making pasta and sauce to go with left over chicken from restaurant meal

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#also me

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My friend just made me feel weird for asking so now i gotta know.

If you do have a favorite bird please please tell me in the tags, i want to see some Birds!!

#i know as a fake goth I'm supposed to say a raven or vulture or spooky bird but robins have such round little heads and tiny little beaks

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god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

#me

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No, you know what, everyone be nice to Liam Hemsworth. He's not the step Geralt, he's the Geralt who stepped up.

#😅😅😅 #geralt #the witcher #i need dandelion to make at least one joke about his change in appearance though #better yet. he meets up with someone he hasn't seen in years and they say he hasn't changed at all

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#the best movies ever made have a rotten tomatoes score between 10% and 45% #if it's higher it had a very high budget but you can't remember a single quote or character name a year late #if its lower than 10% it might just melt your brain

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Got home from work and very seriously spoke to my dog

"I am going to lay down for 20 minutes. And then we can go [for a walk] okay?"

Then she got on the couch and snuggled with me. I drifted off. She started whining. Checked my phone and it had been exactly 20 minutes.

#so my dog knows how to tell time I guess #the [ ] was not said out loud bc that would be counterproductive

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#kid named Dash I'm looking at you #i dis not confirm that's why they named him that but uh. come on. #also my niece but normal name after fictional character

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#my computer keyboard never turned fuck into duck automatically. next question

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The way you change your immediate reactions to things is that you catch yourself having an uncharitable/bigoted/overly judgmental thought and you catch it and replace it and then you do that a hundred times a day for your whole life and eventually one day like five years later you realize that you think differently now and you’ll always be working on something but that’s how life goes and that’s fine.

#kinda how I worked myself out of suicide thoughts/jokes #like hmmm what could I think instead of this

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This is different from Al-Shifa:

There are images of decomposed bodies wearing what appear to be scrubs... with their hands tied. Meaning they were executed while bound. I will not be sharing them because I'm tired of showing our martyrs' bodies to people.

#Palestine #gaza #mass graves #gaza hospital

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Getting this playlist recommendation as I step into the garage to work on furniture project.

Like they are right but damn.

#🤘 #anyways. eat your vegetables or whatever

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

#this post reminded me to buy a bridge for my backyard

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Yall are not going to believe this.

It was just the wind. It was rattling the whirly jig/vent to my hot water heater and the sound traveled down the pipe.

It's just the wind. Nothing to see here.

*sigh* hearing metallic banging in my garage. Excuse me while I white girl horror this.

#the personality quizzes said I'd be final girl but honestly I'm first gone

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*sigh* hearing metallic banging in my garage. Excuse me while I white girl horror this.

#brb

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As a casual fan of Watcher and avid fan of train wrecks I am having a wonderful time right now

#watcher #oh me #but the hate to Steven exclusively is bonkers

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i can never write a soulmates au cause i very quickly stop thinking about romance and start thinking about the sociological implications of a world where soulmates are a confirmed verifiable thing

#the whole point of reading soulmate aus is to see what the author decided the social implications would be #give me the world building of your soulmate universe. i wanna see how messed up people get #platonic soulmates. family soulmates. soulmates that are really good business partners #what if only 30% of soulmates meet whats that do to people