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My child sent this text to me this morning right before the solar eclipse.

#solar eclipse #atla

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Does anyone know how to view a mention of your username on the app without having to scroll through 9k comments on someone else’s post to find it?

I clicked on the notification and it just took me to the main post. I couldn’t find the comment to read the whole thing, even though I went through all the options on the main post.

I searched for an answer to this but couldn’t find one.

#tumblr help

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Trolls are so irritating. They make illogical assumptions about everything you say and twist your words into something different than what you actually said.

#fucking trolls #irritating time wasting bastards

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just cause the wrapper is wrinkled doesnt mean the candy aint sweet 😉

this sounds like something that one really horny golden girl would say

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“The DEA launched Operation Pipeline in 1984 as part of the Reagan administration’s rollout of the War on Drugs. The federal program, administered by over three hundred state and local law enforcement agencies, trains state and local law enforcement officers to use pretextual traffic stops and consent searches on a large scale for drug interdiction. Officers learn, among other things, how to use a minor traffic violation as a pretext to stop someone, how to lengthen a routine traffic stop and leverage it into a search for drugs, how to obtain consent from a reluctant motorist, and how to use drug-sniffing dogs to obtain probable cause.22 By 2000, the DEA had directly trained more than 25,000 officers in forty-eight states in Pipeline tactics and helped to develop training programs for countless municipal and state law enforcement agencies. In legal scholar Ricardo Bascuas’s words, “Operation Pipeline is exactly what the Framers meant to prohibit: a federally-run general search program that targets people without cause for suspicion, particularly those who belong to disfavored groups.” The program’s success requires police to stop “staggering” numbers of people in shotgun fashion. This “volume” approach to drug enforcement sweeps up extraordinary numbers of innocent people. As one California Highway Patrol Officer said, “It’s sheer numbers…. You’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs before you find a prince.” Accordingly, every year, tens of thousands of motorists find themselves stopped on the side of the road, fielding questions about imaginary drug activity, and then succumbing to a request for their vehicle to be searched—sometimes torn apart—in the search for drugs. Most of these stops and searches are futile. It has been estimated that 95 percent of Pipeline stops yield no illegal drugs.\ One study found that up to 99 percent of traffic stops made by federally funded narcotics task forces result in no citation and that 98 percent of task-force searches during traffic stops are discretionary searches in which the officer searches the car with the driver’s verbal “consent” but has no other legal authority to do so.”

— The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness by Michelle Alexander

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i do think merlin and arthur had the perfect dynamic. an episode would end with arthur being like merlin you're my closest friend and confidante and the greatest man i've ever met. and merlin would be like i'd kill and die for you we are two sides of the same coin. and then you'd start the next episode and it would begin with arthur smacking merlin upside the head and calling him an ugly peasant and merlin calling arthur a fat idiot.

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It’s all inevitable and all his fault

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English added by me :)

#the inspiration for Po in Kung Fu Panda #also me trying to get anything done this week #another week without my adhd meds

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Zombie Philip turned off the metal music playing on the radio in his car right after Shaun told Barbara there was nothing left of the man she loved.

Zombies shouldn't growl or snarl, they should babble a mixture of incomplete word sounds and whole words or sentence fragments. Every zombie should sound almost but not quite like it's trying to tell you something.

#shaun of the dead #zombies

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Via @norbaikin.bluesky.social, who says, "Today I learned a new word, and it is fucking 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭."

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Hamster's In Dungeon And Dragons

#this is what it’s like watching my son play Elden Ring

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another one