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guardian-snowbird · 9 days
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I would die for Eris morn. All she would need to do is ask.
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guardian-snowbird · 20 days
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10 + 14 for Mundane Guardian Asks :)
[ do they have a food combo that is unique to them, like Tajin and avacado ice cream? ]
“Well, sorta! My old mentor Belle-4 took me to a little hole in the wall bar back in my kinderguardian days…they sold whisky laced with Kerosene and motor oil. I go back there pretty frequently on important days and I’ve always ordered the kerosene martini.”
[ what’s their weirdest habit when using the light/darkness? (eg yelling kamehkameha when casting chaos reach) ]
“While I’d like to tell you I never do anything weird at all I’d be lying to both of us. When I learned to use stasis, I developed a habit of saying “let it go, let it go” when I froze things. Felt right for the moment I guess, but it confuses the hell out of my Ghost.”
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guardian-snowbird · 21 days
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God this community is so fucking split.
I feel bad for everyone that just wants to enjoy Destiny or wants to get into destiny, everywhere you go it's people complaining about metas, asking for things to come back and immediately 180 into hating the devs for bringing things back, complaining about not getting anything new yet every time something new comes out it's an immediate "this is shit" or spamming "RECYCLED CONTENT" when it's just too similar to something else, begging for more pvp content then getting salty when we get it
This community just needs to stop. It needs to stop entirely.
Gambit is fun, it just doesn't get the care it deserves because you lot insist on more crucible content
Why do you even need more crucible content? We don't need 50 modes and 100 maps, crucible is about killing the other team and doing objectives before the enemy team does. The maps don't fucking matter anymore. There's already plenty of them and you've just gotten three more. Fuck off.
Stop with immediately discarding everything that isn't a perfect meta. Plenty of weapons are just fine, stop whining about not getting a new weapon with all your favorite metas, because what has happened is the devs ship out weapons built mainly around metas instead of niche weapons that have potential to be really neat weapons. It's why a lot of newer perks have mainly been about damage. There's no interest in synergies, or interesting perk combinations, it's all Voltshot this and Bait And Switch that. Sure, there's neat combos that end up as a meta, but we should have a sole focus on meta, as that's led to the BRAVE arsenal being designed purely around metas as we've seen from the reveals. And we all saw the craftable combinations for Whisper and Outbreak, I saw you fuckers in the chat automatically complaining about perks that weren't "good". FUCK YOU! THOSE PERKS CAN HAVE SYNERGY WITH THE EXOTIC WEAPONS, AND THEIR VARIOUS SCENARIOS! THE DEVS THEMSELVES SAID THEY WERE MEANT FOR DIFFERENT SKILL LEVELS AND PREFERENCES! More importantly, such heavy focuses on meta have led to everything being more difficult and hectic for new/casual players.
I love this game with all my heart, but without a doubt I hate the community. To the few like me who just want a game to play and enjoy, I hope the community doesn't make you want to stop playing like it has for others. Don't let them tell you what to like, don't let them decide what you should use.
Let's enjoy this game while we still can.
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guardian-snowbird · 22 days
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Someone come ask me pls
Mundane Guardian Asks
Do they celebrate their resurrection day? If so, how? If not, why?
Do they celebrate any holidays?
Is their house/"home base" mobile, interim, or permanent? Do they invite people over?
Would they rather be asked about their love life or their job?
What's their favorite [or least favorite] Small Talk Question? ("Where were you rezzed?" "What's your favorite color?" etc.)
What's their favorite song? -OR- What song would they choose as their personal theme/boss music?
What do they wear when running errands?
What would they wear to a formal event?
"What's in their pocketses?"
Do they have a food combo that's unique to them, like tajin and avocado ice cream?
Coffee, tea, soda, energy drink, or another caffeine source?
What kind of hobbies do they have? -OR- how do they fill their downtime?
What's a word/phrase people don't expect them to know, but is somehow part of their vocabulary?
What's their weirdest habit when using the Light/Darkness? (eg yelling kamehameha before casting Chaos Reach)
Any superstitions?
How do they counteract nightmares [bad dreams]? How do they counter Nightmares [Pyramid constructs]?
What kind of ship do they fly? Is it custom to their wants/needs or mostly stock?
On a scale of "constantly fishtailing" to "the next Marcus Ren," how good can they drive a Sparrow?
Are they close to their Ghost?
If they were playing "kiss, marry, kill", who would be their top 3 candidates?
What's a secret (small or large) that they will never share?
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guardian-snowbird · 22 days
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Iron bannaner…is leaving in a few hours I’m heartbroken curse you Saladin forge
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guardian-snowbird · 23 days
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That moment when the new light you’ve been watching finally discovers the wonders of dancing in random places.
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guardian-snowbird · 23 days
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come to rhulk’s pyramid! we have
cool squad photo ops:
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the horse centipede :
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guy who is only just now realizing that he is in fact going to die to a bunch of toddler demigods:
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guardian-snowbird · 23 days
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"The average Guardian is an unstoppable killing machine" factoid is actually a statistical error. The average Guardian is roughly on par with a Hive Knight. The Guardian Georg, who lives on the front lines and spends every day assassinating the upper echelons of Hive leadership, is an outlier adn should not be counted.
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