something something joe wanting to die the same way tommy did âŚ
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anyone around me in any context: my main goalâŚ
me to myself for the next ten seconds: donât say it donât say it donât say it donât say it
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whole world girl!
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it's spring and i like to listen to the peepers peepin' c:
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just got called out of work and I got so excited I put clothes on my dog
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closer by nine inch nails parody about cleaning your laptop keyboard but the only lyric that changes is "i wanna fuck you like an animal" to "i wanna clean you like a computer" with the rest of the song unchanged because that's just what cleaning your laptop is like
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legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff
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Today's Seal Is: The Spirit Of Gaming
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shrek is 15 years old today
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the term "i love to boggy" will now be incapable of leaving my lexicon anytime soon
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i love when a man is fresh of getting his ass beat. itâs like a pregnancy glow
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in the fight club. straight up âjorking it.â and by âitâ, haha, well. letâs justr say. Tyler
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