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BALDE GET UP NO

#THATS MY BOYY #DONT DO RHIS TO MY BOY #Mallorca you’ve earned yourself a life long hater #balde #fc barcelona #barcelona

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how on gods green earth has no one done this yet

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Pedri: “During my first days at Barcelona I was very shy and was not going to the dressing room. I stayed in the gym all the time and avoided going to the dressing room because I felt embarrassed but then Messi came to me and told me to not to be ashamed and encouraged me a lot. I would love for him to return to Barça."

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FC BARCELONA 22/23 La Liga Champions Parade

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refusing to post any barca content until they get their shit together, the classico and the girona match both caused me so much psychological damage that I couldn’t even manage a tumblr post about it

#I was in shock.. like jaw on the floor #every day I pray for the return of our injured bench #fc barcelona #pedri #gavi #barcelona #lewandoski

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ALEJANDRO BALDE FC Barcelona - Real Madrid | La Liga (March 19th, 2023)

#he said lemme pose rq #he knows he’s that pretty mf #balde

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HES ALIVEEE

Pedri González - back in training - March 13, 2023

#my girlfriend returning from war <33 #pedriball is back #pedri

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my guy, WHAT are you doing??

#I respect the hustle but like holy shit where is your self preservation instinct #you are literally begging for a concussion at this point #el classico coming up we need you to be alive babes #fc barcelona #gavi #barcelona

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they really took xavi’s bisexual blaugrana brigade to heart didn’t they

#they did it to everyone on the team too #ive been laughing for 30 minutes #there’s no way the admins don’t know what they’re doing #anyway barca belongs to the bisexuals now!! #fc barcelona #pedri #gavi #lewandoski #ansu fati #barcelona

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7-0 now omg

I only support liverpool when they’re playing against my rival teams and I am not disappointed today

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ARAUJO RED CARD?? I CANT WATCH BARCA AND F1 AT THE SAME TIME WHATS GOING ONNN

#barca stop getting all your players suspended challenge #not araujo… come on now #fc barcelona

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ferran… stay off twitter for a while babes… that was rough

#he’s a confidence player too idk how this will go for him #keep ur head up princess ur crown is slipping #fc barcelona #ferran torres #he’s been playing well lately he just needs to brush this off

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watching the bahrain gp for the first time can some one pls tell me if this is a good race or not, why is lando fighting for his life, is it normal for three drivers to be out?

#I’m an f1 baby I’m sorry #I started watching for daniel ricciardo and he’s not even a first or second driver anymore <\3 #f1 #formula 1

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barca wearing the equality arm band when their feminist pedri can’t even play that’s so tragic

#actually he’s not playing out of solidarity with all women in the world #this joke is so dumb I love it #pedri #fc barcelona #barcelona

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Barca is playing scrappy as hell but this is going better than I thought it would tbh

#frenkie has been throwing hands all game go white boy go #I don’t want to say too much tho bc second half could be rough for us #gavi has been relatively quiet #nvm he got a yellow #shoutout to ter stegen and the back line as always #fc barcelona #gavi #pedri #barcelona

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at this point I’m ready to fly to Barcelona with my duolingo level Spanish to give a locker room pep talk because this is just depressing

#I can’t take this anymore #gavi yellow card fly high pedri and dembele #what kind of a fucking strategy is booting it into the box and hoping it connects with someone #it’s giving absolutely nothing #fc barcelona #gavi #pedri #barcelona

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society has progressed past the need for the city of manchester

#barca was a mess today tho #what was that second half #and lewa I love u but that penalty was … #gavi this is why u need to get ur shit together we need u babes #pedri dembele GET BETTER #fc barca #gavi #pedri #fc barcelona