grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow
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rich people be losing theoretical money and making it our problem. like imagine anyone not wealthy being like "this is how much money I thought I would be making and since I'm not, I'm taking it from someone who needs it way more than me" and then we call it inflation or rising costs of living
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My poor boyfriend 💀 he showed me this like “what’s the joke… dick n balls??”
while i’m trying so hard not to giggle cause I can’t tell him why 🤭
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i'd love you extra on your bad days
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