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the fandom is so mean to shuro for no reason. hes just an awkward guy with a crush and people act like he killed their dog.

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happy lesbian visibility week

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(using @cloudmancy fh-sona template)

My FHsona is full edgy teen with a side of weird wolf kid.

#my draws #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhsona

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i was born to kill myself at twenty but i defied fate and my punishment from the gods is this stupid fucking homework i have to stay up all night to get done for grad school

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need to make enough jokes about my autism to make up for the fact that i can’t keep a job because anywhere i go my coworkers end up hating me for reasons i can’t understand

#i’m in hell

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maaaaaybe it’s not really counter culture or nonconformist at all to create a plethora of entirely new identities based on every minute aspect of your personality which can be easily marketed and pandered to, furthering this egotistical american obsession with hyperindividuality but hey man, that’s just me.

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everybody tweets like a social theorist these days, blaming their sad little lives on the commodification of art, decline of third spaces, hyperindividualism, and other such nonsense. I, on the other hand, know what's causing my misery--the demiurge's curse

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Adding Bev to the childhood swap AU, I'm also retroactively adding the Crick Hardwon AU to this universe LOL

AU thoughts under the cut:

Moonshine:

-In the wake of the war and the high elves losing so many of their young people, opportunistic traffickers attempt to steal Crick and Field Elves to "adopt" to the high elves and hoping they'll be too desperate to ask questions

-The traffickers are caught by Lucanus and Erdan coming into Gladehome and they attempt to pass off Moonshine as an orphaned highelf but they recognize that its a scam and kill the traffickers but aren't able to determine the origin of the baby.

-Lucanus takes in Moonshine as his daughter without knowing they're actually blood related

-Moonshine grows up with a love of reading and learning, but doesn't actually thrive academically because she's too creative for the stiff academic curriculum so she feels stifled, because of this + lucanus' still marred reputation she doesn't mesh well with the upper crust high elves and starts to learn about alternative elven societies

-Finds out about Crick rot and once again uses it as a reason to avoid being groomed into a leadership position (Lucanus wanting her to take over as headmaster) And pitches leaving to go find the source of crickrot as a "study abroad experience"

-Class wise i think she would take to Necromancy from erdan but a Fungal flavoured one since she's naturally drawn to studying earthly decay and the life that comes from it

Bev:

-Bev Sr was posted near Irondeep during the war and Martha Toegold came around the time Bev was born so he could meet his son, but then they get attacked (by the chosen maybe?) and Martha and Bev Sr are killed. Eventually, baby Bev is found at the base of the mountain, and they assume he's a dwarf child and he gets sent to the dwarphange.

-He would get made fun of a lot like Hardwon but take the class clown "I'll make them laugh WITH me not AT me" approach and probably become a bard/entertainer and eventually go be a traveling bard

-Close relationship with the Bronzebeard sisters, esp Jaina since she's such an ideal Dwarf even without a beard, they find him charming because he makes them laugh and makes up songs for them.

#naddpod #this au is the cutest thing #op u are so smart

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ancient eladrin

#my draws #naddpod #melora #telaine #aryox #doing a big naddpod relisten rn #can’t believe these guys had two archers in a party of three #wild party composition

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high school is the fifth or sixth worst thing a human being can go through but god i miss having lunch with my friends every day

#i miss them so much

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This is my art improvement meme pic for some reason, it’s pretty crazy for me to see the difference

S1 Kristen Applebees

#art meme #improvement meme

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S1 Kristen Applebees

#my draws #dimension 20 #fantasy high #kristen applebees

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the bds movement has officially called for a boycott of eurovision 2024.

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i like this meme but I think I might have really boring favs haha

#my draws #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #art meme

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read literature in your first language! learn about your country's literary history! read those sentences and memorize new words you didn't know yet! find an author you like and explore their work! explore the modern literary scene in your country! visit a local bookshop and ask for recommendations in your own language! refuse to let the english language trample over linguistic diversity! stop acting like it's too hard! just START!

#jag läser typ en bok om året på svenska det är katastrof #jag behöver verkligen den här påminnelsen #och lol till folk som bara men engelska är mitt modersmål bla bla bla #not everything is is about you

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literally stoppp this "im just a girl!" shit. well grow the fuck up. be an adult

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