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#hhhhh #spn #hbonatural

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season 1 and 2 dean winchester is so socially inept he's like 'so uh,, you're daughter is dead. do you still feel her presence? like a ghost perhaps? the thing we hunt?'

#really makes you wonder what he was like hunting by himself after john kicked him out (at like.. 26. lol.) before him and sam got together #spn

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supernatural (2005-2020) / the carnivorous lamb by agustin gómez-arcos

#yess sickos #spn #samdean

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Dean and Lisa in Live Free or Twi-hard

-for anonymous-

#everything prev said #love the visual throwback + parallels so much #spn

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so sincerely funny when the narrative goes "i can't believe you're still watching this shit you pathetic pod person please give up so i can stop feebly grasping for higher and higher and more unbelievable stakes to keep your fool brain entertained i am literally dying in here make this stop i'm begging you"

#spn

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Tags by @malewifesam

Post-cage Sam speaking Enochian is SO important to me. He wakes up speaking in a language dean can’t understand. His English is slowed, and choppy. He forgets words in English while in the middle of conversation. Enochian isn’t meant to be spoken by humans and speaking it scrapes Sam’s throat but he can’t help it when all he sees everywhere is Lucifer Lucifer Lucifer taunting him even when blood pools tacky in his mouth.

#prev preach to me about this oh mu god #plz. #i cannot say in words how much i love sam speaking enochian post-cage #spn

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i fear we must talk about how jensen ackles chose to play dean winchester again in "tracker." spoilers for anyone who cares about tracker?

he literally plays the older brother of a trio of siblings whose father was a paranoid homesteader who dragged his entire family into the woods and taught them how to shoot guns and skin animals and track people. he was a neglectful and incidentally abusive father who the oldest son (played by jensen ackles) is accused of killing (perhaps to protect his younger siblings perhaps to free himself of a paranoid mission-driven man) during an "accident" when the father falls off a cliff.

(it is later revealed that another person might have killed their father, related directly to their mother and perhaps making a deal with said mother...literally come ON.)

and then afterwards dedicated his life to a militaristic secrecy and nomadism in his chevy impala and a loaded relationship with his siblings (particularly his younger brother, the middle sibling) and an intense desire to "have an escape plan" where he lives in domesticity as a business owner.

i would say "free this man" but i think the call is coming from inside the house.

#.... is it still type-casting if the actor is actively casting themselves in That One Role.... #like buddy boy. really now. #anyway the only way this could get funnier was if jared played one of the younger siblings #but alas #hes too busy playing Hot Modern Cowboy #jackles #tracker #wheres that one magazine poll from like 2006 that says j2 should do a brokeback mountain sequel together #i think. that would heal them. not fix them.. make them worse. but also heal them

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supernatural [6.18]

#lighting #spn

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dumb little stanza that didnt make the cut for the poem im currently writing but i thought you guys might like anyway

#poetry #adj #i absolutely adore this #my caroline

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#spn #samdean

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dean, john, and azazel via the lense of... monstrous?

#spn #web weaving

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Sure, John Winchester was traumatized up to his eyeballs but he was still a dad

Do you think he told dad jokes

Or promised to take a normal bite this time pinky swear no he won't eat it all and still ended up deepthroating Dean's blackberry sorbet in one go

Or watched Sam sleep until he couldn't help himself and kissed his forehead, even though that would wake him up and he'd be grumpy the entire day

Or cut their food for them

Or allowed them to sleep in the same bed as him when they had a nightmare and inevitably ended up sleeping on the floor

Or pretended he forgot something so he could have another goodbye hug

Or crawled on his hands and knees on scratchy carpet pretending to be a horse or launched his kids from a distance onto motel beds or curled them one-handed while they squealed in delight

#aw man ow #cute #spn #samanddeanandjohn

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Beautiful Winchester bros Series 6 / 50

#spn

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the thing is the king charles portrait is genuinely incredible and exactly how I would execute a portrait of a member of the british royal family but also I literally cannot fathom why the british royal family would have it made

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Do you ever watch that 7 minute wincest scene at the finale and you find it hard to watch? because it's so explicitly wincest and almost too much. Like this is fanfic material and seeing this in canon is like looking straight towards the sun. I'm dissociating because it's all I ever wanted and I can't process that.

#its hard to watch bcoz its so fucking intimate #but watching j2 talk about it at cons is worse like jesus christ #i can hardly watch #'yeah like we improvised when dean put his hand over mine-' shut up!!! oh my god stop talking!! its too god jesus fucking INTIMATE. #kills me #spn #like its worse because its not /actually/ wincest its just. them. being brothers. being like that. #like holy shit fuck god jesus dammit fuck man what the hell #anyway love that scene #samdean #j2

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I think one hot summer day after melting alone in a motel room for 3 weeks and after a million and one viewings of the lost boys (on a stolen vhs tape) dean is like sammy. sammy. you have to pierce my ear for me. I’ll get you ice cream if you do a good job sammy do you wanna pierce my ear. and sammy, 11 years old, just starting to enter the fun, feral, and bloodthirsty stage of adolescence, is like. dean I have quite literally never wanted anything more. give me a needle NOW. they sanitize the needle in listerine mouthwash and they don’t have an ice cube, but they’re vaguely aware that a lemon is sometimes involved in the process so they decide to squirt it on dean’s ear AFTER poking a hole in it. they don’t steady the ear with anything and sam overestimates his strength and jams it in so hard it also stabs into dean’s neck and they almost couldn’t pull it out. they’re both screaming. sammy starts frantically squeezing lemon juice all over the side of dean’s face which is making him scream more. john walks in in the middle of this and in a rare moment of picking his battles he’s like alright. as long as that doesn’t get infected neither of you are in trouble. clean up the blood off the sink. jesus christ do you even have an earring to put in there? no, they do not have an earring. that genuinely never occurred to dean<3 john thinks this is genuinely hilarious and finds a safety pin to use instead and reiterates that it Better not get infected. of course this piercing IMMEDIATELY gets infected. it’s very bad, but dean knows they can’t afford a doctor’s trip and neither of the boys wanna bring it up to john and ruin a good memory for him, so dean enters a beanie phase (in the middle of a heat wave) to hide it, and honestly at this point john forgot and just thought the hat was a normal weird teenage fashion fad so he didn’t question it. they had to wait until bobby’s next custody-six-weekends to get to a doctor and bobby yelled at them for an hour straight and insisted on cleaning it out with the medicine himself since they obviously can’t be trusted to take care of themselves, and also made sure to tell the boys that the actual hole was crooked and looked dumb as hell, although dean did find an anti-possession symbol earring on his bedside table the next morning

#spn #fuck yeah

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Sam Winchester & Dean Winchester // not a lot, just forever by Adrianne Lenker

#samdean with this song is gut wrenching #bless u op #spn #samdean