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Alrighty I’m gonna just throw this out here. If your needing spell work done or you can’t complete a spell I am offering my services.

Credentials : I am a witch

Background : 7+ years of experience

I’m good with hexes, love, protection, and more. I’m also a good clarifier, meaning I can read if you’ve been hexed by someone else or just an evil eye. 🧿

I am willing to offer my services of spell craft to anyone willing to pay. (Ingredients aren’t free y’all)

Dm me with serious inquiries or questions, this worked well on my insta so I figured it would be good here too especially since so many people are needing help with basic things like protection from harm/evil eyes.

[haven-in-writing]

Alrighty I’m gonna just throw this out here. If your needing spell work done or you can’t complete a spell I am offering my services.

Credentials : I am a witch

Background : 7+ years of experience

I’m good with hexes, love, protection, and more. I’m also a good clarifier, meaning I can read if you’ve been hexed by someone else or just an evil eye. 🧿

I am willing to offer my services of spell craft to anyone willing to pay. (Ingredients aren’t free y’all)

Dm me with serious inquiries or questions, this worked well on my insta so I figured it would be good here too especially since so many people are needing help with basic things like protection from harm/evil eyes.

#witchlife #witches #pagan witch #protection spell #spell craft #witchcraft #spells #curses and hexes #spells and hexes #spellbook #witch exchange

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Shark Enjoying some sea grass…….

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A moment of light during the siege

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Loki:so you want me to be your whore?

Y/n:no I just asked you to hand me that pen...

Loki:oh It's fine just sign here so It's legal*hands marriage cerificate to him*

Y/n:

Natasha:WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SIGNING IT Y/N?

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Man they haven't even banned tumblr on twitter and we're like the main competitor

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okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

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“Ao3 needs an algorithm” no it doesn’t, part of the ao3 experience is scrolling through pages of cursed content looking for the one fic you want to read until you get distracted by a summary so cursed that it completely derails your entire search

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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i've never felt young lol i was 14 feeling like a three times divorced woman

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Just Make it Better｡*.✧

Pairing | Eddie Munson x bartender!reader

Warnings | 18+ only, porn with a fair bit of plot, swearing, oral (female receiving), vaginal sex, unprotected sex, AU where the pull out method is infallible, he comes on reader but like in a romantic way. 

Word Count | ~4,830

A/N | Eddie: that’s what’s killing the kids!!! Me, twirling my hair: haha, wow, so true, Eddie.

It was super fun to watch stranger things 4 late and say to myself, wow Eddie is so cute, I wonder if there’s any fics of him, then hop on tumblr and find out he’s the internet’s latest boyfriend. Happy to be here with you all. 

“Hi, sweet boy,” you coo, squatting down to let the little black and white cat rub his face against your hand. When you place the plate down for him, he lets you keep petting him for a while before he goes for it, as if he knows that’s the price of the food you bring him each night. 

You’ve been affectionately calling him Banjo, after the instrument that was playing in the bar the first time you saw him, when he was all skin and bones. His fur is softer and fuller since you first encountered him mewling by the dumpster behind the Hideout. Steady meals and a little love have brought back his willingness to groom himself. “You’re looking real cute these days, mister.”

“You really know how to make a guy jealous.” You jump at the sudden voice from behind, falling on your ass on the ground beside your stray friend. Banjo, who has become less jumpy the longer you’ve known him, doesn’t even look up from his dinner. 

“Jesus Christ, Eddie!” You yell, pushing yourself up to stand, rubbing your hands on the front of your denim shorts.

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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

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Jesus H. Chrissy…