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[hazelek]

"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

[hazelek]

I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

[hazelek]

Except Murderbot calls ART its friend easily and many times 😅 it has issues with what to call it when its relationship with ART becomes more complicated and humans start being nosey about it. Same with Mensah, who means more to Murderbot as well, but in a different way.

It only refused to call Miki its friend.

I can't get over how SecUnit thinks of Ratthi. SecUnit casually calls Ratthi its friend in narration after categorically refusing to refer to Mensah, ART, or Miki as friends. SecUnit thinks Amena should go to Ratthi for dating advice because Ratthi apparently has the most game out of anyone SecUnit has ever met. SecUnit calls him to help it solve murder cases. To SecUnit, Ratthi is a badass bro who always has its back when canonically, Ratthi is an academic from Planet Granola whose best friends are middle aged lesbians biologists. He's a mega nerd. He probably runs a Discord for historical RPF about the Preservation founders. And he's the coolest person SecUnit knows. Obsessed.

#Murderbot #Meta #pissing on the poor #None of this should make Ratthi and his relationship with Murderbot any less important and special #But I'm begging people to not ignore the text because it's just um #For me the ease in which calls Ratthi it's friend consistently means just that its emotionally more further from Ratthi than it is from ART #Or Mansah #Miki is a different case than those two

[hazelek]

Bleeding heart dove

#dungeon meshi

[hazelek]

I suppose this mask belonged to Megatronus (Fallen), since D-16 found it somewhere in Trion's cave, but we all thought about the same bot as soon as we saw it

Monster is a strong word

More like little (not really) meow meow & war criminal

#transformers

[hazelek]

WIP

#Transformers

[hazelek]

Lestat comparing the rush of drinking blood to getting his ass absolutely railed (what is wrong with him)

#Vc

[hazelek]

Fuck it. I never post. But I really like the design I did for John. Here tumblur. Take it.

#malevolent

[hazelek]

tf/one…予告すごくワクワクした…楽しみ…

#transformers

[hazelek]

I'm so excited and happy that so much of the fandom community has learned that things like consent and aftercare are very important when having sex. Now, if we could just learn that you only have to include these things in your fictional porn if you find them hot, we'd really be on to something.

#Yes #writing

[hazelek]

Some shitty doodle turned out quite well

#suggestive #transformers #megop

[hazelek]

Galra Shiro! 💜🖤

The amazing @morbidsy and I want to revive the Galra Shiro AU!

✨Patreon✨

#Shiro #Galra AUs my beloveds

[hazelek]

Discord etiquette is such a fucking minefield sometimes, "hello welcome to the server; please make sure that you don't ever ping any roles except for the one role that has been specifically marked as okay to ping; whenever you reply to someone make sure to turn off reply pings; also, don't ever, under any circumstances, even consider using any of the features provided by this app. We will send assassins to kill you."

#Lmao

[hazelek]

my dream surgery is a hysterectomy where they put a 100tb ssd hard drive in there instead

#Murderbot #What

[hazelek]

i suppose i love this life, in spite of my clenched fist.

Time Is A Mother, Ocean Vuong // The Brothers Karamazov, Fyodor Dostoyevsky // The Cow, Ariana Reines // Ask Polly, Heather Havrilesky // October, Mary Oliver // Dead Stars, Ada Limón // Night Walk, Franz Wright// Xenotransplantation, Sam Sax // Angels In America, Tony Kushner // Birthday, Andrea Gibson (thank you @saint-garbage, i have zero idea whether they are poems or quotes for most of them, so i can't help out there, forgive me, i'm trying my best)

for @shestrying

#This a Murderbot moodboard #To me #Quote #Murderbot #Sigh

[hazelek]

#Bcb

[hazelek]

#The kinkiest precure season yet #Precure #Blocklist in tags xD