heardyourheartsdancing

[heardyourheartsdancing]

tall girls have me acting out i swear to fuck, you know what I mean? today i was up, my five foot nothing ass, talking up my usual bullshit so I—like a toddler—wanted to gauge how she'd react to it. this chick gets within inches of my face with thee most unamused expression I've ever seen on another human being in my life (like I would imagine god to look like, if I was religious) and the best I could do was look at her like:

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#hhhhhhhhhhhhcjehcdjdjdjdjdjdjjd #women are hot #im so gay #what was i supposed to DO?? #AHHHHHHHHHH #life isn't fair bro like what in the simulation is this #help me dear lord i cant live under these conditions #i am very small and i have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress that i am under #INCHES I SAY

[heardyourheartsdancing]

on to my third homoerotic homicidal television series... should I be concerned ?

#killing eve #nbc hannibal #interview with the vampire #amc immortal universe #should i be more scared of myself or the other gay people #something about the way gay relationships are only canon when they're murderous #can't say we arent more interesting than twilight :3

[heardyourheartsdancing]

you're on my shitlist, fuller !

#hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannigram #bryan fuller #hannibal season 4 #how could you do this to me im an innocent man #fannibals #say sike rn #my villain origin story

[heardyourheartsdancing]

"lestat de lioncourt is evil", "he kills people", "he ate jesus" ok ? he's my special little babygirl princess though

#lestat de lioncourt #the vampire chronicles #interview with the vampire #iwtv #the vampire lestat #vampires #vampiric whores #rip lestat you would've loved snap maps