heelcody

[heelcody]

I have to remind myself I'm the only one who thinks this is funny because I spent the pandemic years locked in a house with my parents who would watch Ridiculousness for days on end. Rob Dyrdek haunts my soul in a way most people will never understand. he's like an uncle to me

my most slept on tweet of all time not even a pity like for Rob dyrdek car bombs

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[heelcody]

my most slept on tweet of all time not even a pity like for Rob dyrdek car bombs

#txt

[heelcody]

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

#god

[heelcody]

Kick asked me yesterday "are you still subscribed to the [redacted] fanclub?" and I laughed and was like "I always will be is the sad thing"

#he'll always be the great What If #txt

[heelcody]

will you guys look at my MJF playlist made of entirely of JPEGMAFIA songs with me 🤲

#txt #Spotify

[heelcody]

can you guys look me in the eye and imagine the cmjf edit to this song I'm planning on doing someday

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[heelcody]

can you guys look me in the eye and imagine the cmjf edit to this song I'm planning on doing someday

#HOW YOU LET EM RUN YOU OUT YOUR OWN CITY!!!!!!!! #HOW YOU NEVER CATCH A WIN BUT YOU CATCHING FEELINGS #txt #Spotify

[heelcody]

you guys think I'm being facetious when I say I feel bad for people who only know WWE Cody BUT THOSE PEOPLE REALLY EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[heelcody]

me: this is going to sound crazy but he had a gay love triangle with The Golden Lovers

him: now you're straight up lying

first of all Tayler put in his 2 weeks today to go become a CRAB FISHERMAN IN OREGON??? and at first I was really upset but today I spent the first hour of my shift arguing with him over whether or not Cody was ever in Bullet Club and if he had ever used Kingdom as his entrance music while a heel and he REFUSED TO BE BELIEVE ME I felt like I was literally going insane. why are you arguing with me I KNOW MORE THAN YOU

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[heelcody]

first of all Tayler put in his 2 weeks today to go become a CRAB FISHERMAN IN OREGON??? and at first I was really upset but today I spent the first hour of my shift arguing with him over whether or not Cody was ever in Bullet Club and if he had ever used Kingdom as his entrance music while a heel and he REFUSED TO BE BELIEVE ME I felt like I was literally going insane. why are you arguing with me I KNOW MORE THAN YOU

#WWE-ONLYS ARE INSANE #txt

[heelcody]

ok now everyone shut up Mina and Mariah kissing on my screen

#I LOVE MINAAAAAAA #txt

[heelcody]

listen I know I'm in the wrong I know I'm not being an outstanding human but I would go nuts if I saw two of my coworkers physically fighting on the sales floor like ARE YOU KIDDING. I'd be setting up lawn chairs

#txt

[heelcody]

USELESS HOOK AS ALWAYS

#HES JUST LIKE MEEEEEE

[heelcody]

IT WASNT A WORK!?

#txt

[heelcody]

GOOD MORNING TO CODY ONLY

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[heelcody]

how I sleep knowing Cody Rhodes is universal WWE champion (picture me sleeping really soundly and peacefully with a smile on my face)

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[heelcody]

the story is finished

#AGHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAH #wrestling #cody rhodes