you aināt my boyfriend ą±Øą§ pjs four. thinkinā bout you
jay anxiously taps at the menu, staring out the window. he arrived ten minutes early and had already ordered for the both of you (he texted you asking what you wanted).
jay likes to think that he was a cool, calm headed guy. he wasnāt the type to get nervous around girls. in fact, he would never bat an eye at girls. that was jaeyun or heeseungs job. and he would never admit this, but youāve always piqued an interest in the man.
yes he was dating isa, but wherever isa is, you are as well. especially since youāve been friends with the boys, excluding heeseung, since middle school. heās always wondered how heās never talked to or hung out with you before. especially since it seemed like you guys were so connected.
his train of thought was then interrupted by the noise of a bell ringing, signifying someone was entering the cafƩ (or leaving). he turns his head to see you standing there, eyes scanning the room to find him. and you do, the quickly ended eye contact was enough for a small smile to creep up onto jays face.
āhi pretty boyā you say, causing blood to rush to jays ears. he lets out a chuckle, āhi yn, you look niceā.
now itās your turn to smile. āthank you jay, i think you look good as well.ā the waiter, seemingly with perfect timing, then comes to give your drinks. the both of you then exchange how your drinks are tasty and that youād totally order them again.
a beat of silence then follows, before you start the conversation thinking you should just get straight to business. āso, what exactly would i gain from your situationā you ask jay, catching him slightly off guard. he clears his throat, āum, one, itād help with your jiung situation since he apparently despises meā and he thinks before continuing, āand two, you get a way better looking fake boyfriendā, he says with a toothy grin.
a giggle escapes your lips at his small attempt of a joke. āmmm, alright thenā, you turn to your mini purse and pull out a notepad and a pen, ābut first letās lay down some rulesā. you and jay thought it was a bit corny to do so, but also a bit necessary. just so that no ones feelings get hurt.
āokay, rule number one, donāt fall in loveā you say, to which jay tries to stifle a laugh. āhey, itās a common ruleā you exclaim. āi know, itās still just a little sillyā he laughs out, to which you roll your eyes at.
and you continue on, laughing at each others propositions of what should be a rule. you only end up with the one rule, as the two of you couldnāt make up any other serious ones.
you draw two lines onto the paper, signing your signature before handing it to jay and telling him to do the same on the other line. he smiles at your seriousness of this rule before signing his āpjsā down.
you rip the paper, fold it and place it in the untouched pocket of your mini bag. the only safe place for now.
once again, a pause of silence follows. āso i saw youāre a real fanā you say, eyeing him with a smile.
and so the afternoon continues on, the two of you getting to know each other properly and finding out you share similar hobbies and interests.
you donāt even realize how quickly time goes by until you finally check your phone and see that itās 7 pm. āgod, we should probably start packing up now, i think the waiters hate us for how long weāve been hereā you laugh out. āprobablyā he says, before helping you grab your things.
the two of you exit the cafĆ© and before you can get a uber, jayās already insisting to drive you home. as practice, he claims. and you fold easily, january wasnāt a nice time to be outside at night as the winds pick up and you werenāt in very warming clothing.
the drive seems to go by quick, or maybe thatās because you just canāt stop your conversation with jay. and next thing you know, heās walking you up to your apartment.
āso, iāll pick you up at 10 tomorrowā he asks and you reply with a nod. āokay well, iāll see you thenā he smiles. ādrive home safelyā you reply, to which he gives a thumbs up as heās already walking away.
that night, you lay in your bed, smiling as you recall tonights events. and little do you know, jay is doing the same.
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chapter 3 and jay is already down badš pls add me to the yamb taglist plsšš«¶š¾
yn being into smth heās into (isa hated footy) = jay being down BAD šš and yes, will add you onto the list! š
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ā ; profiles 3 ā extras
isa : 21! the dramatic, toxic and bitch of decelis uni (but apparently not to jay), always humbled by yn, lowkey has pretty privilege (rmndr: pretty face ā pretty personality), also obsessed with yn to the point she took yns twt user lmao.
jiung : 22! yns bitch of an ex!!! thinks of jay as his rival enemy (jay doesnāt even know the man), has always been one upped by jay, is just a fucking weirdo lmao.
@nyevol : ynās priv! has embodied candace flynn and all of her memes. the innermost and outrageous thoughts of yn!
@mrptso : jayās priv! i lied ā heās hardly ever on his public twt account.. this one? oh itās open 24/7 baby.
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ā ; profiles 2 ā i am kenough
jay : 21! āstyle icon, size zeroā, humble as fuck despite his rich upbringing, actually hates using twitter and is never online, seems cold and bitter but is really warm hearted
heeseung : 22! jays childhood best friend (1), also yns childhood best friend, captain of the basketball team, embodies fbgm (until yn smacks him for doing so)
jake : 21! jays childhood best friend (2), varsity basketball player, is a math tutor on the side, most unserious bitch ever, went viral on twt for his pretty hands
sunghoon : 21! jays childhood best friend (3), won decelisā āmost handsome face awardā two years in a row, varsity basketball manager (ice skating isnāt in season yet)
sunoo : 20! jays childhood best friend (4), the sunshine of the group, the sweetest and most caring person ever ?? is also the most sassiest person ever, knows all the mf tea, jayās favorite
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ā ; profile 1 ā art deco mfs
yn : 21! certified hater + shit talker (for the right reasons), used to beat isaās ass all the time in high school for picking on others, actually one of the sweetest & nicest girls youāll meet
chaeryeong : 22! the girls magnet, the oldest of the group yet is the most childish at times, truly embraced her nickname āchaeryā and uses everything cherry, die hard dior fan
ningning : 21! definition of ālooks like a cinnamon roll, will kill youā, irl tumblr / pinterest girl, also used to beat isaās ass in high school, yns childhood best friend
jungwon : 19! also the definition of ālooks like a cinnamon roll, will kill youā, coworkers with ning and was soon introduced to the group, prefers maeumi over socializing
ni-ki : 17! yns baby (real!), yn (s mom) used to babysit ni-ki from ages 3-9 = the two have been close ever since, the cool mysterious guy, most social but unsocial person ever
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synopsis. after breaking up with his girlfriend, jay realizes that sheās going around kissing every boy to get him riled up. so what does he do to get his getback? fake date his exās enemy of course!
genre *. ā non idol!au, sm!au, uni!au ā fluff, slight angst, crack, humor, acquaintances ā friends ā lovers.
warnings *. ā profanities, suggestive jokes, use of kys / kms
featuring *. ā chaeryeong of itzy, ningning of Ʀspa, isa of stayc, jiung of ph1
pairing. park jongseong x female reader status. started! (050123 ā ?) taglist. open! send an ask or reply to be added
profiles ā art deco mfs / i am kenough / extras
track one. jakeās only good idea track two. loverboy track three. ball knowledge track four. thinkinā bout you
tba ā¦
[note that chapter titles may be changed]
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heeseung day heeseung day heeseung day !!!happy happy happy birthday birthday birthday to my baby š„³š„³šš twenty two is actually so insane to me omfds š i hope he gets sm love today that he v much so deserves :))) sosososo proud of him and his accomplishments & i hope today treats him (and the boys) well šš¼
literally the cutest ever pls š
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hi qtsss! sorry for being ia for like, a month? š academics + sports + extracurriculars are catching up to me so bad rip. but i wanted 2 hop on and lyk that iāve decided to discontinue ādittoā solely on the fact iāve lost all motivation to finish it bc of how busy i am / was and i never got around to writing more chaps š BUT! iām currently cooking up a different jay related fic / smau to make up for it! i hope ygs all understand and iām sorry to anyone who was excited ab ādittoā š. but anyways, take care of yourselves & iāll see you soon w my next work š¼
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HIII!! may i pls be on ditto taglistšµāš«
hi babes!! you sure can š
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ditto : profiles (2) ā DA BOYZZZ + riki.
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park jay. fashion major + decelis fratboy. rich asl -> gets a lot of sugar daddy dms. refuses to participate in extracurriculars for who knows what. became friends with hoon freshman yr.
lee heeseung. music major + head of decelis frat + dancer. is secretly yns favorite. often found in the staircase skipping his classes. became friends with hoon & yn in elementary.
park sunghoon. science major + decelis fratboy + ice skater. believes heās the āprettier park siblingā. very overprotective when it comes to his sister. gym rat.
sim jaeyun. physics major + decelis fratboy + varsity soccer captain. often gets scolded by yn. ātriple threatā = heās smart, athletic and hot. became friends with hoon freshman yr.
kim sunoo. music major + decelis fratboy + singer. also besties with yn, ningning and beomgyu. the sassiest sunshine ever. became friends with jay -> joining the frat.
yang jungwon. dance major + decelis fratboy + dancer. yns son (1) !! sunghoon told everyone he was a cat in his past life = cat boy. became friends with sunoo -> became friends with hoon.
nishimura riki. dance major + decelis fratboy + dancer. yns son (2) !! does not know how he ended up at college or in the frat. hoon took him under his wing on his first day.
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ditto : profiles (1) ā all hail nicki minaj
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park yn. psych major + dance captain. definition of extroverted introvert. thinks of the boys as her brothers. has a real problem with going ghost on people.
ningning yizhuo. fashion major + singer. been friends with yn since elementary. thinks of yn as the little sister she never had. only knows jay because they share a class tg.
nakamura kazuha. dance major + dancer. yns wife. joined the group last year! is gay as hell. the funniest bitch alive. looks like a cinnamon roll, can kill you.
yoon keeho. fashion major + dancer. yns #1 protector! āthe prettiest, most fashionable mf aliveā - keeho 2023. knows all the gossip? became friends with yn & ning in elementary.
park jisung. art major + dancer. was the tallest mf around until niki showed up. has a strange obsession with nasa? real silly goofy boy. became friends with the group last year.
choi beomgyu. science major + singer. the most idiotic person alive. cannot be left alone or else he will end up halfway across the world. became friends with jisung -> became friends with yn.
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ditto, a park jongseong smau.
synopsis. being sunghoons best friend for a few years, jay thought he knew everything about him. that was until he found out he has a younger sister ā who just so happens to be the prettiest girl heās ever seen.
pairing. jay park x female reader.
featuring. Ʀspaās ningning, le sserafimās kazuha, ph1ās keeho, nctās jisung and txtās beomgyu.
genre. fluff, crack, college!au, brothers best friend!au, smau.
warnings. inappropriate jokes, swearing, kys/kms jokes ( more will be added if needed )
status. discontinued.
taglist. closed.
veeās notes. special dedication to my hg, kylah! this one goes out to you shawt. yn is an ā03 liner & riki is somehow alr in college LMAO. first smau letās gaurrrr >:)
profiles : all hail nicki minaj | DA BOYZZZ + riki
001. not just anybody
tba ā¦
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