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"Oh? You going to tell me horror stories?" Vortex giggles as he hops onto the medical table and lies on his chest, propping his helm up with his servos as his legs swing in the air. His rotor section feels right, but having the medic with the softest servos checking it out wouldn't hurt.

"Do tell~"

First Aid wags a finger at Vortex in a mock scold. “Accusing me of shenanigans? More like I know how fussy some helos can be about their assemblies. And since most of you can’t reach them yourselves… let’s just say I have a small stockpile of rotor-related horror stories I could share.” More than a few of them had Blades in the starring role.

His tone drops from sharply teasing to something softer. “I know you trust me.” It was part of the reason he felt able to offer his help in the first place. And while he hadn’t had any ulterior motives at first, he was definitely considering it now that Vortex had brought it up.

#doyourequirefirstaid

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(( God finally got around to editing Vortex's apartment. No surprise he lives on the top floor, VIP style.

Enjoy his home/ hideout from the cops/ chill zone.

#ooc #Vortex's Apartment

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When's your next vacation? Because you are due for a trip to the resort my sweetness.

💭u💭 for Vortex

When was the last time I was completely under his mercy? We switch so often these days, it's hard to keep track.

I mean, think about it. I want him to do whatever he wants to me, even if it means him tying me up in his basement for days.

#keepsake #merchantsecrets #Not Safe For Bots

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🎭 ( If ya like c: )

#ooc #keepsake #OKAY BUT #THIS IS SO GOOD? #The laugh got me off guard right in the beginning #I was not expecting that #I really like the tone the dude has #Steve Buscemi also makes me laugh because of that one scene in grown ups where he's yelling IM AN ANIMAL XD #Thank you for this <3

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"That's a funny way of asking if you can play with my rotors."

"You know I trust those servos of yours."

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"...When is the last time you had your rotor assembly properly serviced."

#doyourequirefirstaid

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Checked another thing off the bucket list.

Got to meet Matthew Lillard and Skeet Ulrich! (Billy and Stu from the original Scream movie. <3)

#ooc #I've also been up for like 14 hours so I'm about to crash xD #GOd it was so awesome to meet them I'm still screaming about it

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Spoilers for the Skybound Transformer comic series

After Starscream's beatdown from Soundwave, (Which is probably one of the best issues so far.) I'm expecting Screamer to scurry off to lick his wounds and plot revenge.

I would not be surprised if it ends up being the Combaticons considering they had a cameo in the same issue, and following G1 appears to be the theme here.

As a Combaticon fan, one can only hope these guys don't get brainwashed, AGAIN, for the sake of something new and fresh for these guys.

Either that or they pull the 'yeah fuck this war' and leave to do their own thing.

#ooc #Also hi yes #I'm still picking away at whatever memories I have left #As well as replies LOL #brain is scattered

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me and my girl dont fight she vivisects me and i let her

#Yes :]c

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💬

Send a ‘💬’ to catch a glimpse of a memory my muse has.

"I have to tell you something."

Vortex continues playing with a colorful cube he grabbed from First Aid's desk in his workplace. He's sitting across from him with his legs propped up and crossed in the corner of the table, distracted by this puzzle game he can never figure out.

"Vortex." First Aid sighs as he places the datapad he's holding down. He almost reaches out to grab the cube from Vortex until he speaks up.

"You know if you need to say something it's better if you just rip the plating off and get it out." The copter replies while he still fidgets with the cube, although when he doesn't hear the medic speak up he finally takes his sight off the puzzle to peer over to them. His helm tilts to the side as he watches First Aid stare a hole into his desk. "Are you breaking up with me?"

"Wha-" The red mech stumbles his words before looking at the copter. "No! It's-" He sighs rubbing his helm with a servo and peering away for a moment before returning his attention. "I'm joining the Lost Light before it leaves Cybertron... again."

The Combaticon throws his helm back laughing and stops when noticing First Aid's expression hasn't changed. "You can't be serious." He responds, disappointed as he moves his legs off the table to turn and face the medic. "Why? To chase that dumb rumor of finding Knights?" Vortex questions while placing the cube on the desk.

"It's more than that." As First Aid speaks he reaches out to take the puzzle from Vortex and places it back on the display it normally stays on. "They need more medics, Ratchet is there and-"

"What about me?"

Silence fills the room as the two stare at each other. One with a determined look while the other felt like they were gambling their choices on what to say.

"You could join." The red and white mech finally speaks up, knowing well enough it's not the answer Vortex is looking for. "The others can too."

"On a ship, full of Autobots?" He vents out with a huff. "Yeah, I'll pass. I know that Magnus mech is there and he'd arrest all of us simply for existing, and don't even get me started on Megatron." The teal copter places his servos on the desk as he gets up, but his arm is grabbed before he can turn away.

"Hey, wait..."

"Aid there's nothing you can say or do that'll change my mind." Vortex declares while grabbing the medic's servo to remove it. "I refuse to participate in that pointless pursuit while in a ship where I'll have to watch over my shoulder the entire time."

"Vortex I-"

The Combaticon places a claw against First Aid's lip. "Don't. You made your decision." He pulls his servo away and turns to make his way to the exit. The door slides open and he's unable to look back as he knows he'd be met with that look of distress on their face. "I'll be here when... if you come back." Vortex steps through the door while stating his last bit. Unfortunately for the medic, it's not those three little words everyone likes to hear.

"Take care of yourself First Aid."

#red-in-revolt #asks #Set after that whole Dark Cybertron mess #And before the Lost Light leaves with Megs as co-captain #Boy I love idw timelines

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Look when you've been around for 6 million years and are pretty flexible with partners and such...

You've done it all.

(( Blank version underneath.))

#dash games #Not Safe For Bots

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Vortex’s kinks because Sinday.

He can be either dominate or submissive for most of these.

Keep reading

#an oldie but a goodie #Not Safe For Bots

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Bedroom Alignment: Dom / Switch / Sub, Bottom / Top, Twink / Twunk / Otter / Bear, Femme / Futch / Butch

Your Sins Are Nothing To Fear: An Ask Meme

(( How many times I gotta say he's a full-time switch? xD It all depends on his partners and what they're interested in, although sometimes he does have a preference for certain people. ))

#ooc #anonymous

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Do you enjoy being called Daddy / Mommy?

Your Sins Are Nothing To Fear: An Ask Meme

(( HAH. He'll call some people daddy as a joke but to call him that? No thanks. He'll pass. ))

#ooc #anonymous

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1.Favourite Position? 2.Pettiest revenge? 20.Do you actually care about the interests of your loved ones, or do you just listen to appease them?

Your Sins Are Nothing To Fear: An Ask Meme

Any that involves seeing his partner's face because he loves watching their expressions. (Plus easier access for smooches.)

2. Changing Swindle's buisness cards to have his private comm line instead of the business one, while also making it seem like he was a prostitute.

20. It's a 50/50 depending on the person/ situation.

#wild-at-spark #asks #ooc

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Places himself right on that perfect lap.

Ready to blaze it up with the Blaze master.

Have you seen his new spike-bong? It's beautiful.

@helicrazy That even a question? Come here you.

You rascal.

There's a reservation with your name written right in Blaze's lap.

#photobombingcryptid

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Chasing after you in helicopter mode because hell yeah this is fun.

He doesn't bite it's okay you'll be fine.

COME HERE.

HE JUST WANTS TO CHAT ABOUT YOUR VEHICLE'S EXTENDED WARRANTY.

#riflesparked #JAHFAJHF mom #That's daddy to you Skylane #Get it right

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Your Sins Are Nothing To Fear: An Ask Meme

Top Kink / Fetish?

Favourite Position?

Pettiest revenge?

How long have you gone without getting any of your work done? How long have you been ignoring your responsibilities?

When was the last time you called your grandmother? She’s waiting on you.

How many times have you let your phone go to voicemail despite being wholly able to answer in the moment?

How long has it been since you left someone important to you on Read?

When was the last time you sat down to read a book?

How long has it been since you last showered?

How long have your dishes been sitting in the sink?

How recently was it that you told your significant other that they made you happy, not just that you love them, but that you enjoy their company as well?

When was the last time you lent your shoulder for a loved one to cry on?

How often do you masturbate?

When was the last time you washed your sheets?

Tiddies, Ass, or Thighs?

How often do you judge others based on their outward appearance?

Sado Masochism?

Do you remember the last time you genuinely hurt someone, psychically, mentally, or emotionally?

Do you need pornography in order to get off?

Do you actually care about the interests of your loved ones, or do you just listen to appease them?

Do you really think you’d be capable of raising children, or would you destroy them?

Do you enjoy being called Daddy / Mommy?

When was the last time you were in control of your life, when was the last time you let someone else take control?

Bedroom Alignment: Dom / Switch / Sub, Bottom / Top, Twink / Twunk / Otter / Bear, Femme / Futch / Butch

Add Your Own Question

#Will answer on Sinday #Not Safe For Bots