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new gerard way college lore just dropped 🫡

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

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the problem with watching doctor who as a child is that a small part of your brain can never completely give up the idea that the doctor exists. if i saw a blue police box materialize out of thin air i would not be anywhere near surprised enough.

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if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together

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So how about 'Dawn of Justice'???

#god. i want nothing more in life than to hear this song #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high junior year #d20 fhjy #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fhjy fanart #gorgug thistlespring #fig faeth #dawn of justice

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thjs image was haunting me so i needed to. hear it

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Wait for it

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[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse doesn't rot

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“I’m going to drive through Appalachia, should I be scared of the inbred hill folk and the cryptids? 😱😱😱😱” no bitch, be scared of sliding off a mountain into a valley and not being found for months or years.

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

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Do you like fruits?

Feel free to suggest any poll you would like to see via chat or comment or ask :)

#MANGO MY BELOVED 🥭

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Do you ever wonder what happened to the weird girl from your middle school?

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!