helyiios

[helyiios]

babe are you ok you haven’t rewatched Simon Pegg’s “you naughty, naughty girl” monologue in a while

#simon pegg

[helyiios]

the french olympics games are so funny do the foreign swimmers know they'll swim in a basin full of actual human poop

#yvaintive

[helyiios]

benji dunn dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun, dun dun d

#mission impossible #like the theme song?

[helyiios]

my interviewer for my master’s degree went to Cambridge, ScPo, Pantheon Assas, Pantheon Sorbonne and worked at The Hague for the UN as a consultant. like what am i supposed to say to that????????cry????????????????????????????????

#yvaintive #I want to cry so bad rn

[helyiios]

im just a terrified little guy who is afraid of everything the world has to offer. who will hold me tight and tell me im a good boy for merely breathing and having nice hair and eyes that look golden under the sun?

im not meant to be a student im meant to be a beautiful golden retriever paraded around by a loving family who gets praises and pats on the head for existing

#yvaintive

[helyiios]

randomly looking up the people there and going OOOOOH THATS THEM

me saying one (1) thing in the cornetto discord. immediately shitting myself in fear

#yvaintive

[helyiios]

me saying one (1) thing in the cornetto discord. immediately shitting myself in fear

#yvaintive

[helyiios]

for you im a whore we love money galore (full pic under read more)

#mission impossible #benji dunn #ethan hunt #nsfw

[helyiios]

my special thing is that i can recite the entire greek alphabet in under 4s

#yvaintive

[helyiios]

📚 book

answered before but mostly Afdeling Q by Jussi Adler Olsen! I also like books by Fred Vargas :)

#yvaintive #ask #ask game #andrewknightley

[helyiios]

📚🌦️

📚book : any book from Afdeling Q by Jussi Adler Olsen<3

🌦️weather: 23°C, perfectly blue skies, no clouds.

#yvaintive #ask #brassic-bitch #ask game

[helyiios]

my poor darling angel sister keeps posting #sad reels to her private insta stories bcs her ugly ass ex had the audacity to break up w her…meanwhile im having fun counting up the day towards our one year anniversary w my gorgeous bf

#yvaintive

[helyiios]

🎲🎶

🎲game: probably F1 simulator. and fear and hunger.

🎶musical artist: bastille or glass animals

#yvaintive #ask #ask game #anon

[helyiios]

🌍🏳️‍🌈

🌍place : monaco and the french riviera:) also the amalfi coast 💛

🏳️‍🌈sexuality: gay man!

#yvaintive #ask #average-joseph

[helyiios]

☕ 📺

☕️ hot drink : chai <3

📺tv show : definitely succession 😵‍💫

#yvaintive #ask #ask game #anon

[helyiios]

✨️ask game✨️

random emoji-based questions to sate your curiosity

personal

👁 eye colour

🇪🇺 nationality

🏳️‍🌈 sexuality

🏳️‍⚧️ gender identity

🛐 religion

faves

☕️ hot drink

🧃 cold drink

🍜 dish

🍉 fruit

🥦 veggie

🎉 holiday

🎲 game

🏐 sport

🐈‍⬛ animal

🌻 flower

🌦 weather

🌍 place

🚙 means of transport

fandom faves

😇 blorbo

😈 meow meow

👥️ otp

📺 tv show

🎬 movie

📚 book

🎶 musical artist

[helyiios]

I love the way you draw benjis hair he’s sooo cuteee 😭I can never get it right :(

🩵

#yvaintive #ask #benji dunn #anon #quick doodle