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weak, cowardly ace attorney writing in aa5 and 6: what if we flattened out all of the interpersonal conflicts and tried to make the cases more serious

ace attorney writing when it rules: the stupidest nonsense murder in the world with fairly limited greater ramifications is happening but that doesn't change the fact that everyone is having the most high octane personal drama of their lives

#ace attorney #that dialogue between phoenix and franziska abt edgeworth in the middle of fucking. turnabout big top is crazy

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Senshi we need to cook

#dungeon meshi #undescribed

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big fan of characters that are as pathetic as they are terrifying

#jonathan sims #<- stolen from prev lol

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'she hates me because im a german shepard' should be at least a lyric on fig's new album. or an extremely long song title.

#fantasy high #d20

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I feel like we, as a society, are sleeping on how funny Sklonda Gukgak is as a character. yes, yes, she's amazing and heartbreaking and I would die for her. we all know it. let's talk about how she is objectively fucking hilarious.

she's a single mom. she instituted a minimum four hour nightly sleep for her son, completely ignoring the fact that her son got his sleep and coffee habits from her. she took a hard left from police work into public defense, but kept her gun and goes to active crime scenes with her son and his friend. they mentioned one (1) time that she was dating a devil who is easily ten times the size of her entire body. this fact is never brought up again. she loves her son's friends, but does not like or trust any of them. despite this, she 100% went on vacation with them and all their parents. she laments her son's relentless and self-destructive work ethic right before conking out on the kitchen table at 3am. she helped her kid eat a dragon.

this woman is as feral as they come. she's hilarious. I adore her. 11/10, Brennan. no notes.

#fantasy high #d20

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the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight

#fantasy high #d20 #alt text

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sandra lynn’s dating history now includes:

the most red-flag, gaslighting, married guy who became a world renowned insidious televangelist and ruined her perception of love and self-worth

the saddest, wettest, cardboard-box-living, yogurt covered man with an ancient hereditary curse of bad luck

the arch devil of gluttony and living embodiment of insatiable desire and hunger

a former drug addict, high school student councillor, werewolf, who’s probably the most mentally healthy person to ever exist

sexy pirate

#d20 #fantasy high

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god she doesn’t have a tragic backstory so she hates riz. insane behavior

#fantasy high #d20 #alt text

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No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.

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the last stand

#d20 #fantasy high #undescribed #RAWWWW???

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Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney (2007)

Turnabout Trump Turnabout Corner Turnabout Serenade Turnabout Succession

#ace attorney #undescribed

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normalize saying "okay💖 yay💖" while masc

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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why i oughta (attempts to roll up my sleeves but i struggle with unbuttoning the cuffs for a solid 4 minutes)

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any time I play a game with a customizable character & I say I wish they could be fatter people without fail, every single time, are like “it’s fantasy 🙄”

ok what if in my wildest fantasies where i can fly or do spells or ride dragons or date trolls i’m still chubby? what if I don’t aspire to skinniness and my weight is already my idealized self what then

#for as insanely detailed as bg3 is having 4 whole body types is crazy

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i dont think fandom people who only think about male characters and only create content for male characters are like horrible misogynists but i do think they often have some shit they need to unpack. like how can you , for example, play life is strange and the only thing you come away with from that is you want nathan and warren to fuck nasty. how can you watch birds of prey, and the only thing you come away with from that is you want roman and victor to fuck nasty......... like idk! idk! i just find it strange especially when people will engage with media Specifically about women and then put no effort in to empathize or care about them, sometimes even going far enough to say they HATE the female characters and that theyre bitches... IDK!!!!

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oh i get it. it’s “i see you pee”