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I would love to do a cultivator dnd campaign but I'm afraid my friends wouldn't enjoy that as much as I would, so i want tl rant about how i would go about makinv it. My idea was - call classes diferent names to avoid makingeveryone a monk (like artificer becomes alchemist or blacksmith depending on the character and etc), make a milestone based level up system(Maybe they find a herb, a relic, or gain inspiration from some other cultivator and break through) and give a lot of artifacts. Maybe they are a part of a small faction and have to make it the best ! I would have a lot of fun, but I'm a sucker for Chinese novels , so Idk

#dnd campaign #chinese novel #dnd #dnd setting

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Sometimes I forget that I am the child of encient evil from proficy and then I remember about it and go "huh, neat"

[olesh]

Sometimes I like to think about "how would this character use his powers if he was the main character" or "how would they use this power in a different genre" and it's kinda fun! I wish i could draw something But I can't .(there is a saying in my language "руки из жопы"which means hands growing from the ass that perfectly fits me) .

#hypothetical #fiction

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One time, my mom texted me and asked to make a picture of a handkerchief or something. I was sleeping, so I do it and go back to sleep . As it turns out, she asked me to carry something up the stairs and I just... didn't. And you want to know what the worst part is? I DIDN'T EVEN TAKE A PICTURE OF A HANDKERCHIEF, I SEND HER A PICTURE OF MY BED AND WENT RIGHT BACK TO SLEEP! I am SHOCK that she didn't kick me out immediately after that

#story #funny #half asleep

[olesh]

If I was immortal I would do all of the movie tropes for immortal villains . Like... hide in a box for a thousand years, wait until someone find you and then destroy a city or two. Why? Idk, they do it, so must be fun .

#funny #hypothetical

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A druid, but he is also an artificer.

Like a supper futuristic but insane farmer

"Pig, ACTIVATE WARPSPEED!" And a chicken pulls on a lever in their space ship made out of weet , dirt and wood

#dnd #dnd character #funny

[olesh]

Korean funerals are pretty neat. You go to the graveyard, throw some dirt down the hole and then burn all of their possessions so they can have them when the great uncle in the sky takes them (this is not a joke, that's what they told me so if it's not true they are trolling me). Then you place food and alcohol on the table , bow thrice(like, full on , head touching the ground)while rearranging spoons/forks on the table so the dead can eat different things and pour Alcohol on the grave . But that's not all! Then you come back on their birthday and on parents day to do similar stuff .

#unclegrandpaisrealinKoreanloreandyoucan'tproveheisn't