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Pen with an s/o that has really bad anxiety, has panic attacks, is an outcast, and is very shy? lol it’s fluff needing hours I guess. (Only if you’re comfortable writing it, of course❤️I hope you’re having fun with this blog^^)

That sounds sweet! I love gentleman Pentious prompts, they really allow the noodle to shine.  

Pentious x Outcast S/O:

Pentious knows what it is to be an outcast, even if he has little to no experience with shyness or debilitating anxiety. He’s all in all a very confident man even when he should have no reason to be. One of the good things about that is it can be infectious. Pentious likes to lift you up with praise, and there’s no weighted blanket like a massive snake with some constrictive tendencies. 

Another good thing about dating Pentious as a shy person, he will more than happily do all the talking for the both of you. This includes being That Person when it comes to wait staff or anyone else who would dare be rude to you. His tongue can be as sharp as his fangs when he wants it to be. 

#Anonymous #hazbin x reader #pentious x reader #sir pentious

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s/o helping Sir Pentious shed hc,please

Finally a good use for all those snake videos I watch on Youtube.

S/O Helping Pent Shed:

Pentious is mortified to even be going through a bad shed. It can be caused by stress or improper diet, but sometimes it also just happens. As big as he is, shedding is always an ordeal anyway, so having the added bonus of the act being harder is just the cherry on the proverbial bad-luck sundae.  He doesn’t want to be seen like this by anyone, but especially not you. You don’t need to think he’s anymore of a loser than he’s sure you already do. Of course, to his surprise, you’re very sweet and understanding with him. After a little research you settle in helping him get through it.

The most important part is getting him comfortable. When a snake goes through a shed, their eyesight suffers, usually as a result of the shedding of the scales over the eyes. This can leave Pentious pretty vulnerable and a bit of a mess, adding to the stress of the event. Before you came along he resorted to feeling around his home to get places, but its much easier to take your arm and let you lead him. The first place to go is to the bathroom for a long soak to loosen the dead skin. He often asks you to join him. It makes it easier t handle the scrubbing. There is a lot of snake length to cover. You help him reach all the places its hard to.

#hazbin x reader #sir pentious #sir pentious x reader #lmao how do i even write anymore? #Anonymous

[heyheyitshazbin]

For anyone who doesn't know, early December I lost my full time job. I've been trying with no luck to secure another while living off my savings. Those are starting to deplete, so if anyone wants a commission, I would certainly appreciate being able to do it.

Commissions {AKA The Doctors are bleeding me dry!}

I know it's too early for this mess, but I'll never know if I don't try and I'm in need of extra funds for various medical bills and prescriptions. (Mostly Bronchitis brought about by my cigarette allergy and a trashy family Christmas) So I'm opening OC doodle and drabble commissions!

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1 Ko-Fi gets you one character sketch with flat color, and I will work with you on specifications and colors to best bring forth your idea of what they look like. Action poses or extra characters are an extra Ko-Fi. But if you pay for two characters, I will draw them interacting in a method of your choosing for no extra.

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I hope that your blog will reopen soon. I like your content & I came up with some ideas

Yes, I’m very sorry for the wait. I’m trying to keep on top of it and i hope the box will open again soon.

#Anonymous

[heyheyitshazbin]

can I please request headcanons of husk with a fem s/o who feels she’s not good enough because of her being plus sized/overweight? ive been feeling down and your writing helps

I’m so glad my writing can help someone. I’m sorry it took so long to get to this ask, but lets get into it.

Husk x Insecure S/O:

As stated before, Husk isn’t great at noticing insecurities, especially with someone who doesn’t let it show much. He’s not blind to your needs, but he can’t read your mind and if you tell him you’re okay, he’s likely to believe you. He does notice if you get openly sad though, and there’s only so many times you can brush it off before he gets the truth out of you. Husk is familiar with the concept of overweight people not being comfortable with their bodies. “I know i can’t change your mind, Doll, but i think you’re a total babe”. He makes an effort after this to hold you more, to compliment you at every chance. He lets you know just how beautiful he thinks you are. 

This extends to how he treats your body physically. Husk wants to show you that he enjoys your body for what it is. He spends more time indulging himself in enjoying your softness. Resting his head on your thighs and stomach or pulling you close when its time for bed to run his soft paws over your skin while he kisses your neck and shoulders. He may not be able fix the problem, but he can soothe your worries about your worth to him.

#Anonymous #hazbin x reader #husk x reader #husker x reader

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Dude your writing is so great! And it makes me so happy that you write a considerate amount for Husk, I cling onto any content of that man with dear life. I can't wait to see what other works you've got coming! 🖤

Oh thank you so much! I’m happy to say I have a few husk answers in the works. Now that I’m writing again I’m hoping they’ll be out before too long. 

#b-oys-do-c-ry

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Omg, wait, may we be blessed with some sleepy Alastor hcs??? Poor deer boi is tired after a long day of broadcasting carnage uwu

Here is the Promised sleepy deer headcanons.

Sleepy Alastor Headcanons:

Alastor doesn’t sleep often. He’s an insomniac even from a demonic standpoint. So when he starts powering down it’s easy for everyone to see. Sometimes this change is literal, and Alastor’s speech slows and distorts like an actual radio running out of power. When this starts happening Alastor retreats to start his resting routine. Alastor keeps a comfortable bedroom, even though the bed is regularly ignored. He makes his way there while trying to dodge anyone who wants to talk to him. 

He thinks he’s being very secretive, but as long as these people have known him, its clear he’s tired. Sometimes Angel tries to talk to him, just to see how long Al can last. Honestly this is ill-advised. Before sleep, Alastor can be a touch cranky and Angel is regularly chased away so Alastor can make it to his room. He carefully changes into sleep clothes, makes sure everything is in its place, and crashes. Most of Alastor’s sleep behavior is seen when he’s just woken up. He’s more sluggish after a long rest, and it takes him a while to fully come together. 

He starts his morning with coffee, and a good deal of it. This is the best time to ask Alastor questions if you want them answered with some degree of truth. He’s not often tricked, but he is more lax about the information he’s willing to divulge when he’s freshly awoken. You might get an interesting short story about his life on earth if you’re particularly lucky, but he’s not as chatty while he’s waking up. He prefers quiet areas. Alastor is much more serene during this time. It’s much easier to see him as a sort of deer when he’s quiet and still. Eventually he does regain his energy, and it will be a long wait before he gets tired again. 

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #Anonymous

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May we get some soft Alastor hcs? :>

oooh I would be delighted. The following ask will be about sleepy Alastor so I will try not to overlap these.

Soft Alastor Headcanons:

Alastor loves to dance. That’s just a known fact. There’s so many times where he’ll pull anyone and everyone into a jaunty tune, but he also loves a nice slow-dance. He’s more selective with those dance partners. There aren’t a lot of people that Alastor wants that close to him, but when he finds one he’s known to visit fairly frequently. The dances aren’t generally intimate in any way. No matter what, Alastor is a talker and usually has his dance partners in fits of laughter or considerable terror.

He likes to cook for everyone! Its not a one-time thing. Though most of his dishes are rooted in his cultural upbringing, and all of the ones with meat are heavily scrutinized, he sometimes ventures into new territory to look for new recipes. Alastor is extremely focused when fine-tuning a new dish. Some of the hotel staff like to watch him work. He pulls interesting faces as he seasons and re-seasons, as he decides on cooking temperature and time. Often times, Alastor will talk to himself or hum songs. If he spots you watching him, you become a taste tester, willing or otherwise. 

Given his love for talking, Alastor is the one to go to if you want to hear a good story. He’s full of them, but he’s also full of varying levels of complete bullshit. His stories are taken with a grain of salt, but without fail they are entertaining. He’s a showman at heart and this is definitely something that he excels at. Often after long days the hotel staff, as well as any passersby that will stop, Al will sit down in the lobby of the hotel and spin yarn after yarn. As frightening as Alastor can be, its always a treat to see him as a person.

#Hazbin Hotel #Alastor #hazbin Alastor #Anonymous

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It being outside your wheelhouse is completely understandable. Can you do some NSFW with Charlie helping out an inexperienced male reader then?

Sure can! Charlie would be good at being gentle with someone inexperienced. 

Charlie x InexperiencedMale!Reader:

Charlie is a very sweet girl. That would translate well into her care for her lovers. Charlie would take things very slow. Comfort is important as you get started. The lights are dimmed, but not off, and the door is safely locked to insure there are no interruptions. If you’re nervous, Charlie helps get things started with her hands or mouth, helping you out of your pants and urging you to relax.

Her movements are slow as well, no matter how she starts off. Gentle caresses with her hands or mouth. She watches your reactions to determine what you like and what you don’t, and encourages you to communicate your desires and to let her know when you’re ready to move on. The first time, she definitely rides you.

She takes the lead the first time, controlling the pace with your input, letting you know you’re doing well and she’s enjoying herself. it being your first time, you probably finish quicker than she does, and she takes it in stride, teaching you how you can help her finish as well. 

#hazbin hotel #hazbin x reader #Charlie Magne x Reader #nsfw #Anonymous

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hey i'm back for more Husk because i LOVE HIM SO MUCH, if you're still taking requests can you do like a continuation of the last one, maybe like how the relationship develops over time? this is super vague so i'm sorry if that makes it harder, but if you wanna just like focus on one aspect of the relationship (like cuddling or smthing) that works too!! you have my greatest love and appreciation (and when my financial situation gets better my money too LOL FIC WRITER DESERVE THE WORLD)

Ahhh thanks so much! Please take care of your own finances before donating or commissioning! Your health and comfort is more important to me than getting some money. I’d love to elaborate on the Husk headcanons though! You can find the first part here! Lets get started shall we?

Husker X Reader:

Per your suggestion, we’ll start with physical intimacy. Husk takes a while to warm up to touch. Little touches are fine. A brief finger under the chin, a gentle scratch. Contact with two or more hands takes time. The cuddly Husk who likes an arm around you doesn’t happen for a while. Strangely enough, at first Husk deals with sexual contact a lot better than he does gentle or random touch. Sex is understandable. There’s expectations and a certain mood is set. Reactions are easy. It isn’t the same with romantic gestures. How is he supposed to know what to do when you run your hand through his fur at just the right spot? Or when you playfully cub his cheek in your hand? There’s no expectation on how he should react. What’s ‘too weak’ of a response for a guy like him. What’s going to be over the top and seem insincere? 

It takes a while for him to just relax and for you to ease him into casual touch. He goes all in once he’s gotten used to it though!! As previously mentioned, Husk likes to have an arm around you. There are a few reasons, the first of which is just that he likes it. Secondly, He likes to show you off. This cat thinks you’re a total knockout. All he wants in life is for you to accompany him to a casino and kiss his dice for him while other men wish they had what he does. Lastly, Husk knows what a dangerous place Hell is. He’s sure you’re plenty capable, but if someone is coming up on you, he’d prefer they’d be trying to go against both of you.

#Anonymous #husk x reader #husker x reader #hazbin hotel husk

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Are you active yet

Hoping to get that way!

#sophrosynist

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If it’s alright, could I request headcannons for a gender neutral modern!s/o who was also a world famous dancer back when they were alive and still is in Hell with Baxter and Sir Pentious pls? They’re rlly good at dancing anything but are particularly good with ‘popping’. I don’t know how to explain it well but I find the dance style really cool. You might have to research the dance a little cuz I don’t know how to explain it. Keep up the good work on your blog!

Awww what a cute suggestion! Definitely a good one to get the creative juices flowing again. I did look up what popping was in regards to dance. It’s so smooth and interesting!

BaxterxDancer!Reader:

Baxter isn’t much of a dancer himself. Then again, you aren’t much of a mad scientist. But both of you have a lot respect for each other’s crafts. While Baxter has an incredibly steady hand, the rest of his body control is a little lacking. He honed what he needed for his work. You honed what you needed for yours. 

Baxter loves to watch you move. He doesn’t have time to attend all your shows and dances, but he makes time to attend a fair few of them. He’s also frequently seen in the practice studio and hangs around when you do your stretching and home practice. You’ve offered to teach him some simple dances before, but he keeps responding with resounding no’s.  He’d much rather watch you dance than do it himself. 

Baxter keeps a low profile as your boyfriend. He’s not the type for spotlight. People know you’re dating someone, and some even know who he is, but he does not make public appearances. He does not go to big events as your guest. 

Sir PentiousxDancer!Reader:

Sir Pentious often remarks how much dancing has changed since he was alive. He’d certainly love to try it himself. Unfortunately, he has no legs and most dancing ends up looking a little silly with his long body. Thankfully he’s happy to support you. This man shows up at almost all of your shows. If he doesn’t, a few eggbois will to tell him how it went! You always have an excited fanbase. More often than not, your gentleman suitor will bring you flowers. 

Sir Pentious is very proud to have you as his significant other. He’s certainly not with you because you’re famous, but don’t think he doesn’t relish in having his arm in yours out in public. He’s a man of appearances, and being around such a star “upss hiss cool factor!” He adores telling anyone and everyone that the two of you are an item. His social media is full of your dates, candid photos of you. He reminds you of a teenager with his first experience dating. 

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No problem, keep up the good work! I was wondering if you would be open to writing some headcannons for Tom Trench and a taller male s/o? both sfw and nsfw, but only if you're okay with doing so!

I sure hecking am!! Tom Trench X Taller-Male!S/O:

Tom Trench being short is a pretty popular thing to joke about at the station. While he is below average in height, he seems much smaller on camera when sitting next to the walking tree that is his Co-Host. People are only too happy to bring it up and use his size as an excuse to call into question to his masculinity. All that teasing is pretty easy to internalize, and this isn’t helped by the fact that Tom frequently has trouble with high shelves. Those high shelves did get him a prize once though, as that was how Tom first met you. Yes,you met Tom Trench when you saw him struggling to reach something that was purposefully put out of his reach at the station. At first, he was a little annoyed at your helping him. He accused you of being the one to put things out of his reach so you could make fun of him when you retrieved them. He spent several days mad at you over this imagined offense. Tom didn’t think it was a good first impression, but the two of you can laugh about it now that things have worked out.

Tom always makes sure to spend time with you, even with his busy reporting schedule, and your size has it’s perks. Not only are you an excuse for him not to buy a step stool, but being so much longer than him makes it easy for him to get comfortable with you. Tom actually likes sitting in your lap, but he’d never admit that to anyone. Trying to appear masculine is a big deal to him, so he’s always fighting the stereotype that being a small guy makes him more submissive. He fought in a war for Hell’s sake! It’s unclear to you whether he’s being so insistent on his manliness to convince himself or others that it’s the truth. 

Tom’s small stature would make him easy to man-handle in the bedroom, but it’s very rare that you can get away with that. Even as a switch, Tom likes to have a bit of control in any sexual situation. He’s down for his partner taking the reigns, but Tom maintains a few rules that are not to be broken. For one thing, teasing him is a good way to get you kicked off the bed and into a cold shower. He always wants to be told beforehand and agree to a switch in positions. Pushing him onto the bed or holding him against a wall is only alright in those occasions that he asks for it to be that way. For leniency's sake you always get a warning if you’re doing something he doesn’t like. Out of all things, Tom demands respect of his needs as a person as well as a lover. As long as you’re happy to provide that, it can add up to a very pleasurable relationship.

#tom trench #hazbin x reader #tom trench x reader #nsfw #dilfmaterial

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can’t wait until requests are back bc i have really s p i c y idea for some husk x reader shit👌👌👌👌👌

Oh hell yeah! I’d love to get that when they’re back open! Got a few Husk things in my inbox now so I’ll look forward to getting those out to you!

#Anonymous

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Good news!

Hello all! Thank you for being so patient for content over this period of time. I hope to be more active starting this weekend, as I no longer have to fill in at my second job. I hope everyone is staying safe and well!

I’ve gotten a couple Pentious asks in the last couple weeks and I’m sorry to say I had to delete them. Requests are still closed while I get back on my game! Please feel free to resubmit these when requests are back open!

#hi guys #back to business

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Helllooo thereee!! May I ask you to do some NSFW headcanones for Sir Pentioussssss?

Hey! Back at it again with my Snake Smut Bullshit! Please find the first part of this here! Since we have some thoughts put down on the act itself, lets get down some information on the before and after.

Sir Pentious NSFW:

Foreplay, unlike the intensity of the sex itself, is pretty soft between the two of you. Pentious is one to lavish his sweethearts in affection. It starts with the holding, his tail and arms circled around you while he kisses all over your face. Pentious enjoys kisses as well as the act of caressing any part of you he happens to have access to. They’re the best way he knows to show appreciation for your body. During this time, his touching is slow, but deliberate. With time, Pentious can learn where and how you like to be touched. He takes extreme pleasure in the fact he can learn and play your body like an instrument. Unfortunately he’s an incorrigible tease sometimes. Even when you’re crazy with need, his touching stays slow and firm. His coils hold your squirming body still while he plays with you and makes sure you’re ready for him, and when you are, there’s no holding back.

As intense and long-lasting as a session with Pentious is, your body requires some aftercare. After realizing what he’s doing to you, or more specifically how long he’s been doing it to you, he’s sure to make sure you get the care you need. He doesn’t want you broken, after all! Or to not have enjoyed the sex. More often than not, you’re a shivering mess in his arms. Soiled and out of breath with your muscles weak or spastic. It’s up to him to make sure you’re properly taken care of, or what kind of gentleman would he be? You generally end up in a nice hot bath. Pentious likes to join you in it to hold you or even wash you himself if the mood strikes him to do so. Its a nice, relaxing way for you to come back to your senses and soothe your aching muscles. And if you think he’s gotten tired of holding you over the last few hours, think again. This noodle likes to cuddle.

#sir pentious #Pentious x Reader #Hazbin x Reader #sir pentious x reader #nsfw #Anonymous