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Dara O Briain 

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yall are a little too good at replicating the old tumblr fandom posts please stop i feel like a veteran on the fourth of july

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new tumblr users:

old tumblr users:

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NEVER buy furniture from Dmitri Mendeleev. I got a table from him, but it's only there periodically.

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FYI for those of you that haven't filled out your student loan debt relief application, please go do that.

I know that it can be hard to deal with this stuff, especially if you get overwhelmed easily. I was waiting because I thought I would have to log into the student aid site, and I know that I can't remember my password, just to get to a long, confusing form. I was dreading it.

Don't dread it. There's no login, only 1 page, and nothing that you have to dig up information for (just your ssn and any names you've used with the dept. of ed.)

Takes a couple of minutes. Go do this for yourself.

https://studentaid.gov/debt-relief/application

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What a year this week has been.

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Matching t-shirts for you and your gf!

#critical role #imodna #southern gothic #imogen temult #laudna #I'm not sorry #jokes and vibes only

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in the US an "amber alert" is used to mean a child in the area has been kidnapped so this makes it sound like the British government is now snatching kids and stealing their blood

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The real reason millenials say "Adulting" is that that if you say something is "for adult reasons" or "grown up reasons" we've been trained to associate that with sex and shit when we just wanna say, be vague about our chore habits

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"No one can love you until you love yourself" is like the worst possible way of articulating "if you don't respect and value yourself, it's very easy to become attracted to people who don't treat you right and then justify their mistreatment, so be careful."

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You know how in the ancient world they believed a very long time ago there was the age of heroes when the world was populated by super powered descendants of the gods. Chickens have that in real life but it’s the dinosaurs

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Peak character design is a dark gradient on the limbs or fingers

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reddit removed two of my posts from r/crochet because I was “encouraging illegal activity.”

Which. Fair. I was explaining how easy it is to steal from Hobby Lobby.

They don’t have door sensors or barcodes, and I believe their overall security camera coverage is fake or shit. 

You see, when barcodes were invented, evangelicals were convinced it was the sign of the devil (or government tracking; hard to tell). The point is, Hobby Lobby doesn’t have bar codes to this day because the devil could jump in your belly button.

And if you don’t have barcodes, you CAN’T have door sensors because the devil could jump right up a vagina, and you could get impregnated with the antichrist, and Hobby Lobby would have to make a very difficult choice about their anti-contraception views. 

Oh, and they knowingly stole a fuckton of ancient artifacts, and the money they paid for those (not all stealing is just taking; sometimes money changes hands) funded fucking ISIS. 

So. If you’re intellectually curious. You can steal from Hobby Lobby REALLY EASILY.