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Okay, let’s do this one last time, yeah? For real this time. This is it. My name is Miles Morales. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And for like two days, I’ve been the one and only Spider-Man. I think you know the rest.

SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER VERSE (2018) dir. Peter Ramsey, Robert Persichetti Jr., Rodney Rothman

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mostly void

#wtnv

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giant days #2 // caught in the middle

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Esther De Groot in Giant Days #1

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rip

#sombra

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You can literally just smell the Reddit on some boys

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sometimes dreams come true

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So, trying out a new pet-name, I decided to call my wife “Vanilla Bean”– just giving it a go because vanilla is my favorite flavor and beans are cute and she’s my favorite and also cute. 

Now, apparently “Vanilla” is plain and boring and baby did not appreciate being called plain and boring, and so here is a list of the pet names she’s given me in last few minutes:

- My saltine cracker

- The concept of Kansas

- My dearest manila folder

- That beige color they paint offices

- Bleached white rice

- You blank word document, you

- My perfect suburbs Republican

- Tap water

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‘Aaaahh’ ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’

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strange women running through fields of wheat distributing power to fringe extremists is no basis for a system of government

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#princess leia #star wars

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Hela

X

#hela

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big mood

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you know what really gets my goat?

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Friend: Hey have heard of enjoying things in moderation

Me, my fingers deeply embedded in the only thing I've done or talked about for the last week: I have no idea what you mean

#it me

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there are only two genders:

Streetwise cop with 20 years on the force

loose cannon rookie straight out of the academy who doesn’t play by the rules

if you disagree you need to turn in your badge

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#spiceworld #no lie this is how I imagine the effects in Campaign