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Rin: Haru… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Haru: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Rin: Rin: I wrote sanitize, Haru.

Rin: Haru was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some. Haru: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. Rin: Haru, you ate a chair.

Mine, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Ayame, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Shigure: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Kyo: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Tohru isn’t

Rin: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Kyo: I’m a knife. Tohru, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.

Store Worker: Would a Ms, Rin please come to the front desk? Rin, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Haru and Momiji Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Haru and Momiji, simultaneously: We got lost :( Rin: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Kyo: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Tohru : >:O language Yuki: Yeah watch your fucking language Haru: OKAY WHO TAUGHT YUKI THE FUCK WORD? Rin : ‘The fuck word’. Momiji: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Yuki: Oh my god they censored it Rin : Say fuck, Momiji. Haru: Do it, Momiji. Say fuck.

Kyo: Rules are made to be broken. Yuki: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Haru: Uh, piñatas. Momiji: Glow sticks. Tohru: Karate boards. Rin: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Kyo: Rules. Yuki:

Kyo: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Yuki: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents Kyo: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you Haru: Actually I did the math, Yuki would have $225, not $0.15. Yuki: I’m right here…. Momiji: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Kyo: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Momiji: Sorry I only have a dollar Kyo: fuck u Haru: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Yuki would have $22,500 because it’s a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Momiji: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice Haru: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 Tohru: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice Haru: Apply juice to what Rin: Directly to the forehead Yuki: Great chat everyone

Tohru: Rin, can I talk to you for a second? Rin: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Kyo are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Tohru: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

Rin: You’re the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Tohru: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Rin: Absolutely not.

Kakeru: *Accidentally hits Yuki in the face* Kakeru: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry’ and 'Are you okay’* Kakeru: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Yuki : What’s wrong with you?!

Kakeru: I made tea. Yuki : I don’t want tea. Kakeru: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Yuki : Then why are you telling me? Kakeru: It is a conversation starter. Yuki : That’s a lousy conversation starter. Kakeru: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Haru: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Yuki : What did you do? Haru: Nobody died. Yuki : WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Yuki: Haru… Haru: Oh no, 'Haru’ in b-flat. Haru: You’re disappointed.

Rin: You often use humor to deflect trauma Haru: Thank you Momiji: She didn’t say that was a good thing Haru: What I’m hearing is, you both think I’m funny

Haru: I wasn’t that drunk last night. Momiji: You were flirting with Rin Haru: So what? She’s my partner. Momiji: You asked her if her were single. Haru: Momiji: And then you cried when she said she weren’t.

Rin: We need a distraction. Haru: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Momiji, whispering: My time has come

Hatori: This is such a bad idea. Shigure: Then why are you coming along? Hatori: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Shigure: How’s the sexiest person here~? Hatori: I don’t know- Ayame, from across the room: I’m doing great, thanks!

Hatori, driving Haru and Momiji: So how was your day? Momiji: We almost got surprise adopted! Hatori: What? Haru: We almost got kidnapped. Hatori: Oh, okay. Hatori: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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#yup

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Ahhhh @starwritingbri wrote the cutest cross over for my birthday. I'm so grateful to have such amazing friends.

#locklyle #soma #soulmaka #soul eater #lockwood and co #l&co

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Everything about the dynamics of the kids in Soul Eater is absolutely batshit to me.

You have this mess of traumatized, often parentless (or SHOULD BE parentless) kids and you just throw them together??? In their own apartments??

These kids are raising themselves, together, and their only guardians routinely send them on missions that can get them killed.

Like they're lucky these kids aren't having total mental breakdowns every thursday.

Plus I can't think of how many accidental pregnancies happen at that academy. (Look, lbr, you know I'm right.)

These kids are stronger than I'll ever be that's for damn sure

#soulmaka #soul eater #tsubaki nakatsukasa #blackstar #maka albarn

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Chapters: 22/22 Fandom: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud, Lockwood & Co. (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lucy Carlyle/Anthony Lockwood, Lucy Carlyle & George Cubbins | George Karim & Anthony Lockwood, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Quill Kipps/Original Male Character(s) Characters: The Skull (Lockwood & Co.), Flo Bones, Mr Jacobs, Quill Kipps, Montagu Barnes, Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Steampunk, Alternate Universe - Magic, Gender Disguise, Safe for Pandas, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Bisexual Anthony Lockwood, cactus club, Overuse of italics, idiots in love (eventually), Gay Quill Kipps, Slow Burn, author knows nothing about swords, Flirting with sharp objects, Awkward Boners, Miscommunication, Author promises a happy ending, First Kiss, Sharing a Bed, Marriage of Convenience, Lucy has a lot of trauma, Soulmates, Alternate Universe - Soulmates Series: Part 1 of TFATF Universe Summary:

In steampunk London, indentured servant Lucas Carlyle has a secret. Lucas is really Lucy, a magical user in a world where it's dangerous (and unheard of) for women to possess magic.

Enter Lockwood, an eccentric detective and wealthy magical who buys out Lucas' contract and frees him. Not realizing Lucas is really Lucy, he and George invite "him" to live with them and work for Lockwood & Co.

How long will Lucy be able to keep her secrets? And what happens if it's spilled?

Shenanigans occur. Lots of friends make appearances. Oh and Skull will join in an most unexpected way.

🌵🪿FINALLY FINISHED 🪿🌵

#Locklyle #lockwood and co #l&co #l&co. netflix #Fanfic #my fanfic #finished

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you almost can’t make this shit up.

the police drive their SUV into a gay couples place of business and then proceeds to arrest one of them for refusing to show identification. allegedly they were swerving to avoid a dog which totally exists

what kind of shit is this.

#acab #yes when i say all i mean all

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Dodgelle.

I don't think Jack Dawkins/Dodger & Belle have a ship name yet because there's like no fandom but I'm calling for Dodgelle.

ETA: ok I've been told it's dodgerfox. I am still going to make dodgelle happen through sheer force of will.

#dodgelle #jack dawkins #belle #jack x belle #dodger x belle #the artful dodger

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LMAO I'm a co-author here and it is the only time a title will ever answer a single question

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As a queer historian, I've never reblogged something so fast in my life

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More Teen Wolf thoughts

So I knew next to nothing about Teen Wolf when I started watching it last week. I basically just didn't interact with any fandoms when it was live and so I'm coming in without any kind of preconceived notions of who/what the good character/ships/storylines etc other than the movie sucks and I shouldn't watch it. I was also vaguely aware that Ste/rek and Stydia were fandom things.

After watching it, I scrolled through an obscene amount of tumblr stuff related to TW and I truly have to wonder if we watched the same show.

Again, it's a very different viewing experience for me because I didn't have gaps between seasons where I could theorize, over-analyze, etc. I'm also older than the target audience so like that could probably affect how I view things too.

I'll also add that my own relationship had a similar trajectory to Stydia. My partner had a crush on me while I was literally engaged to someone else and we barely knew each other, but then we had a deep friendship form over time. By the time my last relationship ended, his crush had changed to genuine love and my friendship evolved to something romantic. We've been together now over a decade.

So with all that said, here's Stydia thought: I am truly BAFFLED by the fact that people think Stydia getting together was fan service. (More under cut)

Note: I have zero interest in debating or arguing, which is why I'm hoping this won't come up in other ship tags. If you feel the need to argue, just move along because I'll either ignore you or block you. These are just my thoughts - it's not that deep.

I admit I absolutely fell in love with Stydia. I am an absolute sucker for good friends to lovers, detective duos, etc so they were *Chef's kiss* to me.

That said, I'm more than capable of separating my feelings about a ship from a story. So when people say that Stydia was forced together, I'm just kind of dumbfounded since I thought it was literally the only well-written ship in the entire show.

When we start, obviously we have Stiles obsessing over an image of Lydia in his head. But even still, he was never into her popularity or anything like that - he was into the person she was at the core, even when she kept it hidden.

Then they became friends over the course of the next few seasons and Stiles fell in love with her in a different way. He got to know her better and his feelings only deepened. However, she was with other people so he tried to force himself to move on. This is very normal in high school especially.

I did not like the Sta/lia relationship, mostly because I thought Malia deserved a lot better than someone who was clearly still into someone else, but I'm not going to get into that here.

We have canon proof that Stiles was STILL INTO Lydia during season 4&5. So much so that Kira, new to the group and mostly only around post-Malia getting involved, picked up on it: "He still likes her, doesn't he?" "Yeah, but it’s different now." "Stiles was the only one who knew." "He paid attention. He listened to her. He remembered."

Stiles is constantly the one whose main priority is getting her out of Eichen House. He storms in and doesn't give a shit about self-preservation as long as he gets to Lydia and gets her out.

He breaks through his bonds when she's about to be injected.

The camera constantly focuses on their hand touches with each other - whether it's in the hospital, the care with which they constantly stroke each other's face, etc. When Melissa was about to inject Lydia in the neck, she told Stiles specifically to hold her hand - even though he has a fear of needles.

Both of them essentially brought the other back from the dead through their connection.

When he sees her hurt or about to be hurt, it goes back to "I would go out of my freaking mind" - and he does.

Stiles was in love with her for nearly a decade. That doesn't just go away in a few months.

Now, for Lydia, we have her focused on Stiles above all else. He's the one she calls when she's in trouble or upset. She goes to him for comfort. "Stiles saved me."

Whenever there's a Stalia moment and Lydia is around, the camera goes to her for reactions. What comes to mind immediately is in the Mexico car scene where Malia says she'd come back for Stiles.

Now, any of these things individually you could say are just friendship things - and you'd be correct. Above everything, they are friends. Probably best friends. But their bond goes so much deeper than that. Both of them needed that basis of friendship before they could fall into a truly deep love for each other - and that's what we see in season 6.

So yeah, I'm not sure where people are getting the idea that it was out of the blue. It's clearly been built up over seasons and while it *could* have stayed as just very good friends, that wasn't the story they were telling. I'll concede that s6 was kind screwed up because of DOB's filming and injuries but it still wasn't out of the blue.

#teen wolf #stydia

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Just finished watching Teen Wolf for the first time and I have so many questions

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS SEASON 6B?

Everything about it just WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Chris/Melissa?

Kate back?

Gerard still fucking ALIVE? (how has no one killed him yet)

They were really grasping at the decayed straws, huh?

#teen wolf

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More teen wolf thoughts: this time featuring Stalia

Ok I really don't *get* this ship? Like I thought it had the potential to be very cute but it was just incredibly poorly done. I didn't even realize they were supposed to be in a relationship in s5 and then once I did, I didn't realize *that* was the break-up.

Like they're two mains. Give them a proper break-up?? The only time I knew they were together is when someone *else* pointed it out. Most of the time, Stiles was with Lydia and Malia was with literally everyone else. (Which is fine, I don't think they need to be attached at the hip, but it didn't even *feel* like they were together.)

From start to finish it felt like an afterthought and I kind of hate that. Like, Malia's storyline about being reintegrated into society would've been SO COOL and instead they chose to give her a mediocre romance plot to explore it? What?

And don't even get me started on Stiles acting way more like he was with Lydia than Malia. I *like* Stydia and even I was going "bro you have a girlfriend??" And at one point I genuinely thought Malia had started dating Theo and I just missed it completely.

One of the reasons I've really liked Teen Wolf is that the platonic relationships are so well done - especially those between he's and she's. (I'm AFAB and my platonic soulmate is a dude so I live for those kinds of close friendships because they're so poorly portrayed in the media.) I wish they would've just Malia/Stiles as platonic because I think it would've been so much better for both of them?

IDK. I've been writing while watching so I haven't been watching EXTREMELY closely, and I'm sincerely interested to hear what I'm missing because I know there are people who adore this ship. And again, I'm not against it, it just felt so... lacking? and both characters deserved so much better out of it.

#teen wolf #kate watches teen wolf

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Need teen wolf fics

Finally watched Teen Wolf thanks to (the loving bullying of) my Lockwood discord and I've fallen into a Stiles fixation. So I'd like to formally request y'all give me your favorite Stiles fics.

Looking for:

-if there's a ship, stydia. It can be platonic/friendship fics, but stydia is the only ship I like Stiles in. (Please no Sterek. The age gap makes me very uncomfortable - it's just a personal thing, zero shade to anyone who ships it)

-major bonus points if it somehow discusses/addresses/takes place during Void Stiles

-needs happy or at least hopeful ending (let my babies be happy)

I think that's it. Now gimmmeeeeee

#teen wolf #teen wolf fics #stiles stilinski #stydia

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I have lupus, which means my immune system attacks all my healthy cells. Biology is literally trying to kill me.

Biological realities can go fuck themselves.

Gender is a biological duality, what you are referring too is schizophrenia.

That's cool. I'm not going to argue with you in the way that you want, instead I'm going to try a different avenue that I haven't seen before in this conversation.

Who fucking cares?

Biology gave us cancer, biology gave us death, biology is some weak shit where you have to take some ibuprofen, or melatonin, or chemo, or fucking viagra to get through your day and nights.

Biology doesn't matter, life is all about just having the freedom to be who you want to be, when you want to be. It's individualism, it's freedom, are you telling me that you hate freedom?

Biology is just some super lame shit, we have medicine and surgeries, and fucking protein shakes to make up for the fact that biology is just weak as hell. Just like your argument about fuckin' "bIoLoGiCAl DuAliTiEs".

Who fucking cares about that bullshit? Freedom-hating bullshitters like you apparently.

So who cares about the need for it? The argument for it? It's weak dude. Get over yourself and find yourself. Who fucking cares?

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The way I want to write Lahela x Nico fics after binge watching Doogie Kamealoha. There's like only 3 fics 😭

#nico alexander #doogie kamealoha m.d. #lahela kamealoha #Nico x lahela