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#ppgz

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So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was

“Ah, my fart cone.”

So anyway

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#eating your ned #hetalia

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Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

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Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

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I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

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my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

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That old lady in Novac : Why did you bring me over here under Dinky the T Rex?

The Courier :

#fnv

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Some Kid/Adolescent Hetalia Characters from the Children's Day Sketches

#hetalia #save

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Kind of Speedran this before going to class 😭 hopefully I'll fix it later

#hetalia

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Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.

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what people who say "don't say 30 year olds are old, 30 is still young!!!" don't understand is i know that. i'm not calling my 25yo coworker old because i believe it. i'm calling him old because i enjoy psychological warfare

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Il mare eterno nella mia anima

#jjba

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