holynightmareco

[holynightmareco]

what the hell happened to gsaofficial . did you kill arthur or smth ???

NME has had no recent interactions with the GSA in any form. To be honest, we hardly noticed they were gone. Perhaps they finally came to their senses and turned to the side of righteousness.

#i have no clue tbh. #tumblr moment perhaps

[holynightmareco]

can we apply to be nightmares evil pondering cat that he pets on his throne while pondering like all those super villains do in their movies. not implying our gorgeous radiant honourable chad king is a super villain of course btw

If you can provide adequate reason for such a position to exist in the first place and successfully outcompete other applicants once/if it is created, then yes. You do however seem to have the proper attitude for other positions with us if the whole...cat thing doesn't work out. Do consider applying if you have other useful skills as well.

#kirby ask blog #kirby right back at ya #kirby #nightmare kirby

[holynightmareco]

Is Nightmare a twink?

Does he look like a twink to you?

#hes clearly a silver fox. #kirby ask blog #nightmare kirby

[holynightmareco]

Poyo

Please ensure all queries are comprehensible prior to sending them. This phrase does not appear to match any known word in any of the intergalactic language databases we surveyed.

#genuinely what does this mean. gibberish? #kirby ask blog #kirby right back at ya

[holynightmareco]

gayboy nightmare?

Nightmare has given no indication as to his sexual orientation, nor has he ever discussed his gender identity. We only know that he uses he/him.

#i really hope hes into guys though. for. reasons. #kirby ask blog #kirby right back at ya

[holynightmareco]

catboy nightmare?

Nightmare is not a catboy. We can, however, provide you with a nightmare about catboys.

#id be ground to ash if i spoke freely in this situation. #kirby ask blog #kirby right back at ya #kirby rp

[holynightmareco]

Are you guys hiring monsters by chance?

Listen, I can’t exactly beat up anyone but I can make the sun and moon go to war with each other and then lure them into the middle of space and have another monster clobber them there or something.

I’m just saying I think it’d be a great edition to your catalog

How could that possibly assist us? The sun and moon have no money. We cannot sell them weapons. Bringing in a third monster to help them would only result in failure for everyone involved. If however, you want to apply to be made into a monster we can arrange that for you.

#kirby ask blog #kirby right back at ya #nightmare kirby #kirby

[holynightmareco]

hey i saw that request for game devs im a. aspiring game dev and i have a proposition . Nightmare dating sim. he’s the only love interest btw that’s non negotiable

I will pass it along to our game studio. It seems like an idea that could get pretty popular!

#its a good idea. would be fun for all the rest of you #you know. guys who dont have a chance the way i do #ill content myself with the real thing personally. when he finally looks my way... #kirby ask blog #kirby right back at ya #nightmare kirby #kirby

[holynightmareco]

bro i smoked that weed i got from nightmare enterprises dispensary and shadow people manifested into the physical world and started beating my ass what the hell did y’all put in that shit

Pay off your current tab and the beatings will cease.

#for your information: nightmare magic lol #wont pay back what you owe us but youll sure buy our weed directly huh #kirby ask blog #kirby right back at ya #nightmare kirby #kirby

[holynightmareco]

Hey, random question but what monster would be good for hypothetically disposing of a really weird large ship that looks like it has a face on the front?

This is PURELY hypothetical…

Personally I would advise the use of a Kracko. Both sea-faring and air-faring ships have difficulty managing tumultuous weather. Kracko is capable of generating a large storm cloud and sending down precise lightning strikes that can target individual personnel aboard the ship. It's available through our catalogue for a very reasonable price.

#kirby right back at ya #kirby ask blog #kirby #kirby rp

[holynightmareco]

does nigjtmare enterprises sell game console

You didn't hear this from me, but we're currently working on an amazing handheld system. It will completely replace arcades by making games something you can take with you anywhere. There's even going to be a special cable so you can play with your friends! The only issue is securing enough developers so that it can launch with enough games to be enticing for a wide audience. We've got two unfinished games right now. One is this cool monster battling game. I've played it a bit myself and I'm already pretty attached to my monsters :). They're almost as cool as the real thing! The other is this really fun sidescroller where you transform into a monster and take out the GSA. We're hoping to get everything out in the next year or so!

#if you know any developers looking for work ask them to send us a message! #kirby ask blog #nightmare kirby #kirby right back at ya

[holynightmareco]

so let's say hypothetically, someone accidentally grew too close of a bond with the product they had bought, and started dating said product.

is this allowed?

If the product in question is intelligent: yes. If the product in question is not intelligent: no. If the product is an object: hey, why not?

#you better be madly in love with something that can talk. #kirby ask blog

[holynightmareco]

Hi, yes where can I purchase the "Nightmare Weed?"

If you are referring to a fast-growing, hardy, invasive plant, we have a wide variety of species in our catalog. If you are referring to the drug colloquially referred to as weed, then the answer is simple. All weed is nightmare weed if you have enough.

#dont overdo it. #kirby ask blog

[holynightmareco]

Why are people simping for an overgrown nursery blanket

I can only conclude that you're so minuscule that you've never been able to look such a glorious being in full. Nightmare is beautiful. His cape is the fabric of the very universe itself. His skin gleams with perfection. His broad shoulders cast a protective shadow over all of us. Nightmare's mastery over magic, monsters, and minds is beyond anything a mortal could hope to match. There's a reason he's survived for tens of thousands of years. It's because no one could ever hope to truly best him. Get lucky and come close, perhaps, but they could never destroy him for good.

Look at him.

#it truly amazes me just how blind some people are to reality #look at him! the style #the power! #kirby ask blog #nightmare kirby #kirby right back at ya

[holynightmareco]

We're having a clearance sale! Call today to get a lovable new member of the family. They're great with kids!

#we recently came into one hell of a surplus! come and get em! #they're really cute #i've had one in my lap the entire time i was making this ad. tempted to keep it... #kirby ask blog #kirby #nightmare kirby #kirby rp #kirby right back at ya #scarfy kirby

[holynightmareco]

So a few weeks ago some jackass in my neighborhood released their scarfies into the surrounding forest. The scarfies have since started eating everything they can fit in their mouths. Tree bark, vegetables from gardens, small birds, you name it, they have at least attempted to eat it. On top of that, I think they've been breeding with wildlife. They've been wreaking havoc on the local ecosystem, not to mention my apricots. Jackass said he got them from here, could you do something about this?

You may attempt to gather the scarfies at your own convenience/risk. After establishing customer intent NME may or may not decide to interfere with the situation. You will also find that scarfies are unable to breed in the traditional sense. This was done as a precautionary measure against exponential population growth. It is impossible for them to crossbreed with the local wildlife without substantial scientific intervention.

#kirby right back at ya #kirby #kirby rp #nightmare kirby #kirby ask blog

[holynightmareco]

does nightmare enterprises support lgbt. IS nightmare lgbt

I'm gay.

#and i believe so #he certainly gives off those vibes #....i hope so.