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What if yautja were just really colourful?

[image id: two drawings of a bright, asymmetrically coloured yautja, mandibles extended, shown from the right and left side, from the torso up. End id.]

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I designed some mock tarot cards based around my favourite horror characters for halloween! Just for fun; not intended for use :)

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all the asks in my inbox r too good, idk which one i should do first 😭😭😭

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Imagine your Yautja mate giving you “kisses” by slowly and gently running their mandibles along your jaw and neck; playfully nuzzling and nipping at your soft skin.

Imagine their purring and little clicks getting louder when you wrap your arms around their broad frame and hold onto them tightly, all the while giggling and encouraging their affections.♡

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A yautja female fucking her male s/o in the amazon position with intent to breed headcanons.

😍 this, also this is the second time im writing this😺 the first time i wrote it i misread the ask and wrote it IN the amazon, so its a bit short lol

mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy

Breeding hcs (m! reader)

- when I tell y’all she was READY to get down n dirty, I mean it

- it was that special time of year where the female yautja were more ready than ever to breed, but this female happen to be on earth

- you also happen to be on earth, and her mate

- she POUNCED on that dick bru

- literally

- she pounced on you, shocking you, but you quickly snap out of it at stare at your beautiful mate on top of you

- “what are you doing?” you ask, not to complain, just curious. she just chirps back happily

- thats when she started removing your pants, you quickly shot into action, helping her remove them

- thats when she moved into position, it shocked you at first, but you quickly got into it

- she was already soaked whenever you put it in

- GOD THIS IS SO HOT MSNSKSJSJS

- i love women

- and this woman was getting into it, she was purring and chirping and just making all sorts of blissful noises

- she was fucking you and you wouldnt have it any other way because she is so hot

- femdom supremacy ✨

- yall fucked

- for a long time

- you both came and unknown number of times, but she needed to be bred

- finally when she felt confident enough that it worked, she cuddled into you and yall just chill

#yautja #yautja x reader #yautja x human #yautja mate #yautja girlfriend #alien vs predator #avp #predator x reader #predator x human #predator

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im back bitches 😸

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It’s been a while since I last drew Malleus,,

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UMMMM????

700 FOLLOWERS???? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN??? WHAT????

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Hi! Idk if you still accept request but I just thought about how a yautja would react to grocery shopping or just shopping centers in general.

Feel free to ignore ofc! >:P

A/N this is so cute?? idk if its bc the way im imagining or what but omg adorable 🫶😣

Shoping w a Yautja HCs

- so i feel like they would be a little shocked with the wide selection grocery stores have

- “wow ooman this planet has so many food options!”

- yes, dear mate, it does

- like a kid in a candy store

- loves learning about your world so they will want to try everything

- you have to limit them

- seriously

- they can and will get out of control very fast if you dont

- will be asking so many questions

- “instant ramen?? like it’s immediately made already?”

- well, yes, but no

- will start wandering off on their own, please keep an eye on them

- also watch for low hanging signs, they are like 7ft(ish) tall, they will hit their head while distracted looking at food

- will want to try every type of meat, like not just animal types, like every meat they see they will want to eat

- steak? yes please

- ground beef? scrumptious

- chicken? consider it gone

- salami? will pass actually…

- let them choose at least 5 things!

“pls ooman, last thing, i swear!” (lies)

- will want to join you on every trip after that

- v cute n sweet

- will enjoy getting home and eating the food w you

- many cuddles after, happy purrs 🫶

a/n v short but a good post to start iff with me thinks 🫶

#yautja #alien vs predator #avp #yautja boyfriend #yautja mate #yautja girlfriend #yautja x reader #yautja x human #x reader #headcanons

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hey everyone 😻

i know yall must be upset w me for disappearing for months at a time 🫶 but my mental health has been in absolute shambles as of late, but ive been in a writing mood today so will (hopefully) get some requests knocked out today 😻

no promises on tomorrow, but its a maybe

again so sorry for disappearing 🫶

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Any!Michael Myers x GN!Reader

Warnings: Violence, slight mentions of abuse and rape

Request: Readers ex breaks into the house right before Michael got back from a hunt?

Notes: Sorry it's so short, but I tried my best. I wrote it down pretty quickly, and I couldn't come up with any ideas.

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Michael had gone out for his yearly ritual a bit earlier this year. He would normally start stalking his victims a week or two before the night of Halloween, but this year, it seemed like The Shape of Haddonfield decided to begin his massacre of fear ahead of time.

During these weeks, he would rarely be home, too busy unnerving and studying his victims to make sure he knows every little thing on them and to fuel his bloodlust with their ever-growing fear of the Boogeyman.

It was the beginning of October now, and you and Michael have been 'together' for nearly three years. You weren't really sure how it happened, or when exactly, but one day he decided to call you his, and you weren't at all against that. After all, Michael proved to be infinitely better than your past partner, treating you with basic human decency and never laying his hands on you.

You shuddered at the thought of your past relationship, memories of abuse and forced intimacy flashing across your mind.

But dwelling on the past wasn't going to finish doing the dishes, so you opted on playing some music and letting your mind wander.

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Although it was normal for Michael to be gone for long amounts of time, you had started to worry. It had been almost 5 days since he left, and the fact that he probably hasn't slept or eaten properly troubles you.

He was always like this, neglectful of his basic human needs. Doesn't sleep enough, doesn't eat enough, and if he did eat, it was probably something sugary, and- when was the last time you've seen him drink water?

Being lost in thought, you hadn't noticed the creeping steps coming from behind you.

Unbeknownst to you, there had been a figure studying you the same way your lover used to. He watched you went on with your life and studied every emotion and action he could lay his eyes on. He had been doing so for a bit, maybe 3 days, and he concluded that you live alone.

He mistook the worry for Michael with the fear of him, and that had fed his ego enough to make a move. A move towards you.

Suddenly, you felt a wet clothe being pushed against your mouth, forcing you to inhale the sedative chemicals.

You began to flail, trying to remove the man's grip from your face. You tried banging on the window to grab someone's attention.

But it was late at night, most people would be asleep by now and wouldn't notice the thrashing and crashing against the living room window.

All of a sudden, the man's hold on you was ripped away, and another man's arms wrapped around you. Though these arms only meant well, for you to be okay and safe, unlike the others that willed pain and suffering on you.

The familiar embrace gave you comfort, and a place to let out all the fear that was aroused inside you.

As you were crying into your lovers' arms, a groan was heard from behind Michael.

Abruptly, Michael stood up and began to walk to your bedroom, moving in a way as to not let you see who the man was.

But you caught a glimpse of him nonetheless, and your tears only multiplied.

You have told Michael about your ex, in a way to get him to open up about himself, but instead of receiving any information on him, you only received unbridled rage. He didn't dare lay a hand on you; 4 were murdered that night.

Unknown to you, Michael had sworn to hunt him down and avenge the only person who ever made him feel happy. The only person that felt like home.

Michael laid you down, making sure you were comfortable, before leaning down and giving you a kiss through his mask.

He left the room, and soon you went to sleep, knowing that you'd never see your ex again.

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When are you writing for SA? haikyuu…?

I am currently writing for them! I have some works started in my drafts for haikyuu already, but they are series, so I’m really just waiting on requests or ideas to pop into my head lol

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Hello everyone,

I would like to sincerely apologize for the amount of time I’ve been missing. I would like to have this post explain in detail why I’ve been gone for so long, at least in terms of writing and lack of actual posts by me.

Trigger warnings for this post: mental health talk, manic episodes, relapse, eating disorders

For starters, my mental health has been rapidly deteriorating as of late, a mix of lack of medication and untreated bipolar (not like there’s much of a treatment for it anyways ig). I’ve been going through a terrible manic episode, one of the worst I’ve ever had. Obviously with that comes lack of motivation, I love writing it lets my creativity flow in a way no other thing can, but sadly with this episode still going strong, I lack motivation for doing anything. I’ve found it very difficult to move from my bed unless I’m going to be with friends, which definitely doesn’t help with my mental health. I also have relapsed into my ED, I’m not proud of it, in fact I’m very disgusted and disappointed in myself. Sadly, things like this can’t be helped when you don’t have enough money for therapy or a mental hospital, so I am stuck dealing with it all myself, or at least without help from a professional. I also have been working more lately, so I also haven’t had much free time as is. I work part time, on average 30 hours a week, most of my shifts being 8 hours, 5-6 days a week, I know part time is a lot more free time than full time (obviously), but when you’re sleeping all day, there is almost no time between. So in my day I have maybe 3 hours of free time, which I spend with my friends to lift my mood back up from my nasty mood swings.

I once again want to sincerely apologize for being gone for so long, I know many of you enjoy my works and look forward to them, and I appreciate all of y’all support and love on my posts, but sadly I’m not entirely sure when I’ll be back, it all depends on when my motivation comes back, I guess. I will try and do posts every once in a while, but I can’t promise anything as much as I want to.

Im being very vulnerable in this post, this very well could also be a result of my manic episode, but well, it doesn’t quite matter, does it?

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I feel like Suna isn’t actually a fuckboi. Truly , that man has the energy of someone who makes fake accounts on Movie Star Planet and trolls other people in the dead of the night….right after he’s done beefing with children on a public Minecraft server

Anyways, the man would really be like Usui from Maidsama when he does fall for someone.

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