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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

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Toasty

#cats

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"sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad" is still my favorite tumblr opinion

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Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

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When both of my werewolf boyfriends are into watersports

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cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

#aldkdmsmms #fav #cake #no this is true #they were ahead of their time #jams

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#tiktok

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#x files

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LMAO THE "WOAH HEY" FROM MARCILLE HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK

#dungeon meshi spoilers #dungeon meshi

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#period cramps

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the face of a woman who just realized her crush dragged her party through a bunch of dangerous bullshit just so he could have an excuse to talk with this other guy he is obsessed with, and he is not even gonna confront him about stealing their stuff because he wants the other guy to like him

#dungeon meshi

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For decades stoners were renowned for their aesthetics. For their blacklight posters and lava lamps, for their airbrushed dragon murals and electrical shock orb thingies from Spencer Gifts. Then they legalized weed and every weed store became the flattest, emptiest minimalist void imaginable. They're putting a weed store in a former Rainforest Cafe and they're tearing out all of the rainforest decor to make it just a big empty space with walls painted the blandest green they can find. They tore down paradise and put up a place where a business major tries to tell you CDB oil can cure cancer

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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

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between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended

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if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together

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I have never seen an animal sleep in such a cursed way what

#marine life #thats a man after my own heart right there