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girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

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Draco meets Crookshanks 🐱🧡

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Swotty's DH headcanon no.4:

The Malfoy line has a couple of differing curses.

1. Being able to produce only one son in a lifetime (because of something that happened hundreds of years ago) to prevent any bastards. Draco having a kid with Hermione somehow broke that because his blood disowned him for procreating with someone of Muggle decent—this one was placed by a scorned Malfoy wife.

2. The kids having the signature Malfoy hair and eyes as to know if the wives have bedded another man—done by some Malfoy patriarch along the beginning of the branch.

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Fic authors deserve more credit.

Story time: I started a book about 23 hours ago and just finished it. Also in that time I slept for 10 hours, spent time with family, was at work, etc. Anyway, I enjoyed the book (Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda). But it felt like it flew by, so after I finished I looked up the word count because what are pages? Pages are meaningless. I only function in word counts anymore.

The estimate I found was 58,580. My immediate reaction was “oh, that’s why. That’s nothing!” But what a shitty response. Because no. That’s not nothing. That’s a whole. Damn. Book. An entire novel! And Fic authors regularly bust out 30k, 50k, 100k, 150k words. AND THEY DO IT FOR FREE. WHILE WORKING AND LIVING THEIR LIVES.

So anyway, thank your favorite fic author today because they deserve it. Because they’re amazing. They’re the MVPs.

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2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

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this night is sparkling 🦋

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Gummy Bear Skin Rug

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Eight Years, Nine Days, Forever

A Christmas oneshot! 🎄🎄🎄Featuring candy canes, too many Christmas trees, and holiday mishaps.

Summary: In the past, Hermione learns how to be there for someone who has nobody on Christmas. In the present, she is just trying her hardest not to bludgeon him to death with a candy cane.

Read it on AO3: Eight Years, Nine Days, Forever

Words: 11,032

#harry potter fanfiction #harry potter #hermione x draco #dramione #dramione fanfiction #dramione Christmas fluff

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I don't think I'm meant to be employed. It really cuts into my goofy silly haha time. and it makes it nearly impossible to have any wow life is beautiful let me take it in time.

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My greatest tragedy is that I literally always want a nap, right up until ten pm, when I feel utterly alive and electrified.

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the laptop urge to shut down in high pressure situations

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Hey, can I get some recommendations for well written Dramione, that may or may not be Canon compliant (strictly up to Deathly Hallows, who cares about the epilogue).

Hello Anon,

Of course I can! I could spend forever on this recommendation list but here are a few that have came to mind. Wishing you happy reading!

The Right Thing To Do by @lovesbitca8 - Hermione felt the pounding in her ears again. She would see him for the first time since the Great Hall, gaunt and stricken at the Slytherin table with his mother clutching his arm. She hadn't meant to look for him. Not in the corridors, not beneath the white sheets of the fallen, not on the way to the Chamber of Secrets with Ron, but she was a stupid girl. (All of LB8’s works tbh)

Remain Nameless by @heyjude19-writing - How did it feel? It felt like he was barely holding it together. She, of all people, should shun him. Or yell at him. Curse him. Spit at him. Take out her wand and blast him off the face of the earth. It was crushing guilt and relief and confusion all at once when he looked at Hermione Granger….

The Politician’s Wife by pir8fancier - This story is set twenty-three years after the fall of Voldemort. Our main characters are Ministry employees, middle-aged, and the majority of them not very happy.

We Learnt The Sea by @floorcoaster - Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. A story of forgiveness.

Apple Pies And Other Amends by ToEatAPeach - It’s not until she’s brought a basil and strawberry sponge cake to Neville Longbottom and his new girlfriend, Hannah Abbott, a dozen rhubarb hand-pies to Luna and Xenophilius Lovegood, and another basket of ganache-covered muffins to Dean and Seamus, that Hermione admits to herself what she’s actually doing: she’s making a thing of this. It’s a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And she has no idea why she’s doing it, but it’s becoming very apparent that she is.

Not Recommend Enough (in my opinion)

Once More, With Feeling by @wetpretzel - As she looked around her living room - at the green velvet ottoman she didn't remember purchasing, the 14th century Wizarding texts on her bookshelf, the hideous and obnoxiously ostentatious grandfather clock that could only belong to a Malfoy - she pictured the toothbrush next to hers on her bathroom counter, the old Slytherin quidditch jersey she regularly tripped over in her bedroom, and the mint chocolate chip ice cream in her freezer - a flavour she abhorred, but that a particular, pale, pointy faced aristocrat sat across from her had a tragic fondness for….

Find Your Way Back by @willhavetheirtrinkets - Draco Malfoy, employed at the Ministry of Magic in the Department of Magical Creatures, is assigned to a case that could end the rules and restrictions he's been required to follow in the fifteen years after the war. All he has to do is deal with one potential ghost. When Hermione Granger gets involved in the case as well, they both discover several other ghosts from their past. Dealing with all of their ghosts, together, will put everything in their futures at risk.

Pale and Pointed Mirror by @willhavetheirtrinkets - Someone is killing Death Eaters and Draco is at risk. Hermione must identify the murderer and save Draco's life.

Anchors In A Storm by @inadaze22 - Draco’s current mistake—well, it wasn’t simply one, but three—was a chain of seemingly unconnected events that, when spliced together just so, made one hell of a shit storm.

The Light Is No Mystery by masterofinfinites - Defeating one man was simpler than ripping out the roots of a centuries-old belief system. For Hermione Granger, agreeing to work in the Mental Rehabilitation Center is the latest attempt at stitching her life back together. For Draco Malfoy, finishing his court-mandated rehab has just gotten a lot harder. Soon, Hermione and Draco find themselves in the middle of a storm of new politics, power struggles, and pureblood culture. But a growing connection between them might not only change the course of their lives, but also the future of the Wizarding World.

One Shots:

Out of Mind by galfoy - By all appearances, Hermione Granger runs a successful bookshop, lives a happy life, and wants for nothing. However, when a person from her past starts asking uncomfortable questions, Hermione realizes that things are never as they appear.

Slowly Towards Desire by phlox - Hermione decides then and there to stop thinking she has any idea whatsoever of what to expect from Draco Malfoy. She hasn’t a clue.

The Art Of Setting Etiquette by @inadaze22 - Hermione believes that every problem has a solution, and that solution can be found in a book. That is, until Draco starts sitting to her right every Friday. She has no answers until help comes in the form of an unlikely source: Ron Weasley.

By The Book by DarkOfTheMoon - After six months in Azkaban, six months living without magic, and six months probation, Draco Malfoy reveled in the quiet. For five years working in a small bookshop in the Scottish isles gave him purpose and the silence he craved. Until the bell above the door chimed, and Hermione Granger started to make noise. And maybe he liked the sounds she made.

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Blindwrite has returned!

This time, 24 fantastic authors took part in this chaotic fest. The theme: Festive Dramione!

From there they were split randomly into 3 groups and each was given a prompt and a trope to fulfil.

Group A's trope was - 'Snowed in for the night'.

Their prompt dialogue: "You sued your friend?" / "As a brilliant ruse, yes."

Group B's trope was - “Just tell me why you did it!” / “Because I’m in love with you! I always have been.”

Their prompt dialogue: “You are being quite violent for somebody holding a kitten in their hands.”

Group C's trope was - Dancing at a ball.

Their prompt dialogue was: "You make a good elf." / "Why, because I'm cute and helpful?" / "No, because you're short."

Each author was given the section before them to work with - no more, no less. I am amazed at what they produced! The 3 fics are:

You’ve Got To Be Kitten Me by ln4747, MacariaHades, PTwritesmore, sarena, Saveourskinship, SmallSherbert, TheLastLynx,

After a feral row misunderstanding, Draco sets out to find a hiss-terical Hermione and explain the cat-astrophe right meow before he’s fully replaced by a — kitten? A fur-miliar tail about a series of un-fur-tunate events.

Wine and Whistling Winds by Amarillis39, ArwenHermione, emilyinwonderland, houseofpercypotter, magical_traveler, Modest_K, Syntheticserendipity

“I can hear you perfectly fine. I was choosing to ignore you and your continued abhorrent attitude all night.” She moved closer to him, just a breath apart. “I’d rather read these books than begin another conversation with a pointy-nosed, rude, arrogant prick.”

Her chest was tight, breathing hard, and her nerves were alight with anger and something else she couldn’t quite place. I need to get out of here. She moved to get up but a hand pulled her back down and she landed on the cushion. Stormy grey eyes bore into hers, giving her goosebumps.

A Midnight's Dance by Canttouchthis, earlgreyhot, lavieenbelle, ohgreatmyarmscomeoff, This_Stranger_Cyr, Vertraymer, Wake_The_Dragon

They had every intention of doing it, until they didn't...

A special thanks to Magical_Traveler for the poster! Beautiful work as always!

Read the collection now on Ao3: The Anthology of Nonsensical Stories

Tagging as many authors as I can find on this website: @canttouchthis87 @amarillis39 @ptwritesmore @ln4747 @saveourskinship @magicaltraveler3 @thelastlynx @smallsherbert @syntheticserendipity @o0sarena0o @ohgreatmyarmscomeoff @houseofpercypotter @modestk

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Between Bookshelves

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a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

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