i want to masturbate but i cant afford the name brand stuff so im always jakeing off and busting a rut and shit
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The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.
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i want that twink dealt with but not necessarily destroyed as i may have use for his conniving eunuch ways later
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my new toy where i put a bunch of clips on a hair elastic
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has anyone redrawn the touden siblings as those two ppl in that car w the huuuuuuuuuggge gigantic titty knockers.
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lemon is bar
addicted to making lemon bars with my friend's recipe. i added a couple extra teaspoons of lemon juice this time bc i'm a lemon fiend we'll see how it turns out
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My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”
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midwest transmasc t4t couple
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Angie the Akita wishes everyone a Happy Pride Month! Being true to yourself is the best thing you can be 🏳️🌈💖
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skateboarding elf coming to the rescue except she has to make fun of you first
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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]
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