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NAKAHARA CHUUYA   ➢   bookmcde​.

he’s leaving.

aaand here he comes,  running after his dog.  ❝  chibiiii!  where do you think you’re going~?  ❞

#ic. #verse: fifteen. #connection: nakahara chuuya. bookmcde. #bookmcde #DAZAI PLEASE #LEAVE HIM A L O N E

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he is now here to cause problems.  chibis beware.

#ic. #verse: fifteen. #connection: nakahara chuuya. bookmcde. #oh lord send in help

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@bookmcde​

#ooc. #connection: nakahara chuuya. bookmcde. #THATS IT #THE FUNNIEST POST ILL EVER MAKE

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EDOGAWA RANPO   ➢   bookmcde​.

“I don’t need ultra deduction to know that’s horseshit, Dazai. So I’ll ask you again.” He frowned, “What. Are you doing?”

he sighs,  leaning back in his desk chair as he runs his finger along the cover of the book,  not even bothering to put it away while ranpo was there.  it was almost as if he was challenging the other to try and take it from him,  an invitation that would only end in failure.

❝  now,  now,  ranpo-san.  there’s no need to start getting hostile.  i’m not even writing in it, see?  ❞  he holds up both his hands,  giving the other a look that screams nothing but bad things.  ❝  can’t a disgrace of a human being look at what’s theirs?  or do i need your permission for that as well?  ❞

#ic. #verse: reset. #connection: edogawa ranpo. bookmcde. #bookmcde #dazai: im not going to intentionally antagonize ranpo #also dazai: touches the book just because- #hes a bit of a menace you see-

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EDOGAWA RANPO   ➢   bookmcde​.

“And what are you doing?”

slowly turns to face ranpo.  ❝  ...would you believe me if i said nothing terrible?  ❞

#ic. #verse: reset. #connection: edogawa ranpo. bookmcde. #bookmcde #HAHA OH FUCK- #ranpo: the fuck you doing??? #dazai: ah shit-

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just... stares at the book.

#ic. #verse: reset. #*blows a kiss for apollo* #i exist to cause pain fejkfnge

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whines and kicks its skinny legs out like an overgrown child. ❝ ugh! i don't wanna do these reports! where's a chibi mutt when you need him, huh!? here, boy! come do your master's paperwork! ❞

#ic. #verse: fifteen. #starters. #*drops this here for apollo when they get on* #(//wu)

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pops back on here because i can!

#ooc. #it's time to cause problems on purpose~! #starting with bullying apollo- #(affectionately)

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OGAI MORI   ➢   bookmcde​.

        “I thought I told you to keep it under control. Seems you can’t even do that…” A frown before Mori properly turned to face his…prodigy. The longer this conflict went on the more of their men they lost and he wasn’t about to let Dazai act like a fool during it all.

        ESPECIALLY not when word of the Government placing their hand in it had fallen upon his ears.

        “Do I need to send out Chuuya to take your place, Dazai? Or do you think you can shove your Suicidal Ideology down long enough to get a job as simple as this done??” He leaned back and rubbed his forehead- this has gone on long enough and yet it still continued, long enough for the Government to get involved…

       “With that out of the way, I have a new job for you instead of what I originally asked. And you WILL see it through, understand?”

despite mori’s ire,  dazai is the perfect picture of indifference,  both feet kicked up upon the boss’ desk,  head thrown back and covered by his arm,  almost as if he were simply taking a nap.  he doesn’t bother responding to the insults or to the threats,  the only sign of him even paying attention to mori’s words being the smallest twitch in his hand and the tiniest pout on his lips at the barely veiled threat leveled against double black and their partnership,  against his dog.

it’s moments like these where the line between demon prodigy and spoiled child blur.

an over-dramatic sigh leaves chapped and chewed lips,  scuffed dress shoes falling from their perch on the desk towards the ground as their owner rights himself into a more suitable position when in the presence of the port mafia’s head:  slouching into the somewhat soft plush of the armchair he’s sat in,  arms crossed over his front as he stares at mori with his uncovered eye.  still disrespectful, but better considering who dazai was.

❝  i’m not 14 anymore, mori-san;  your threats don’t hold as much sway over me as you think they do.  in regards to your orders,  i was following them.  it’s not my fault every other person you’ve recruited into this sinking ship keeps making holes in your plans.  ❞  that and despite what dazai says, he’s had his own agenda during the entirety of this conflict:  keeping the redheads in his life alive and away from the pale qilin.

❝  but, to answer all of your questions: no, maybe, and depends on what i get out of doing this new job for you  ~  ❞

#ic. #verse: dead apple. #bookmcde #mori: insults dazai #dazai: ...am i supposed to care or??? #mori: mentions chuuya #dazai turning into a spoiled child: excuse you i won this dog fair and square fuck off-

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in honor of it being 2022, for every like this post gets, i’ll post a random dazai headcanon i have !

#ooc. #memes. #also sorry for being mia #irl events + visiting my family for the holidays + playing animal crossing distracted me #but im here now so get ready for this bandaged idiot to come back again

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bookmcde​:

“I can’t heear youuu~!” 

“ ... ” gives her a good ol’ shove .

#ic. #verse: undetermined. #bookmcde #dazai: a grown ass adult #also dazai around the people he grew up with: *acts like a child*

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Time, time, time is slipping away, and this time I fear I've lost myself for good...

Touch, Sleeping at Last // unknown // Alien Blues, Vundabar // Masks, @small-but-mightyy // Bojack Horseman, Season 3 Episode 10 // I Thought By Now I'd Feel Better, @missingvibrance // Clouds, Icarus // Nicola Samori

#aesthetics. #musings.

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bookmcde​:

humanixer replied:

dazai vc: jealousy is a disease get well soon 🥰

“Not jealous you mop-haired mummy.”

“ wooow . i knew you were delusional, but lying to yourself now ? that’s a bit much, even for you~ . ”

#ic. #verse: undetermined. #bookmcde #DNEJKFNER DAZAI NO

[humanixer]

remembers that my dazai’s personality is mirrored off of the people it surrounds itself with because one of the worse side effects of its ability is that it takes and takes and takes (takes abilities, personality, human nature, etc.) leaving dazai an emotionless husk of a shell so the only way it can cope is by mimicking/taking on other people’s personalities-

#ooc. #headcanons. #i have so many thoughts about dazais ability and the day i post about it is the day yall are fucked #bc this shit?? #this shit could be turned into a powerpoint presentation

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bookmcde​:

he’s got a feeling people are talking shit… Again.

the devil works hard, but dazai works harder at posting mori slander .

#ic. #crack. #verse: undetermined. #bookmcde #dazais twitter acc name is cancelmoricorp and it is very active fnejkgne

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logs into his mori hate account on twitter to spread the gospel that is mori slander .

#ic. #crack. #verse: undetermined. #dazai has multiple twitter accounts just so he can post hate for different people #he has one for mori/mori corp and one for ango/the gov and one that is specifically for kpop #is he an actual kpop stan? who knows but he likes arguing with people on twitter

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me: living my life

my brain:

#ooc. #LISTEN #THEIR INTERACTIONS IN THE PRISON #WERE KINDA CUTE #MY LITTOL BASTARD BRAIN IS JUST #HM... #ILL THINK ABOUT IT