now im imagining what pride events in ankh morpork are like
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Reading hitchikers guide for the first time was really funny because it was like ohhhh THIS the writing that every unfunny nerd has been trying to emulate from like ‘00-‘12 . But good.
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I know this is gonna piss off nerds but paperbacks are superior to hardbacks
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I'm bored. Let's do some author slander
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Currently Reading: I’m Glad My Mom Died by Jennette McCurdy
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i love the original frankenstein novel a normal amount
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friendly reminder that your local library has a wide range of FREE ebooks and audiobooks and a mobile app that lets you download and take them anywhere
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for bonus points, tell me what book it was!
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"Not all men" you're absolutely right, Matthew Cuthbert of Green Gables Farm would never do this.
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the heart and the head
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“In The Wee Free Men, the village has a tradition of burying a shepherd with a piece of wool on his shroud, so that the recording angel will excuse him all those times during lambing when he failed to attend church — because a good shepherd should know that the sheep come first. I didn’t make that up. They used to do that in a village two miles from where I live. What I particularly liked about it was the implicit loyalist arrangement with God. Americans, I think, sometimes get puzzled by people in Ireland who call themselves loyalists yet would apparently up arms against the forces of the crown. But a loyalist arrangement is a dynamic accord. It doesn’t mean we will be blindly loyal to you. It means we will be loyal to you if you are loyal to us. If you act the way we think a king should act, you can be our king. And it seemed to me that these humble people of the village, putting their little piece of wool on the shroud, were saying, “If you are the God we think you are, you will understand. And if you are not the God we think you are, to Hell with you.” So much of Discworld has come from odd serendipitous discoveries like that.”
— - Terry Pratchett, “Straight from the Heart, via the Groin,” A Slip of the Keyboard (via thelonelyskeptic)
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Was looking for a book today when I saw these various animal books all on the same shelf and noticed their titles made a nice little impromptu poem about veterinary medicine
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livetweeting my re-listening to Guards! Guards! audiobook.
lady sybil is my hero
and vetinari and his rat allies … i .. am obsessed with everything that man does
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